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  1. 06-06-2008 11:25 PM #1
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    Default I'm a shark :)! haha

    This is obviously from a very reliable source.

    Quote Originally Posted by reliable internet source
    meeloche is a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). meeloche's tight-aggressive playing style earns great profits at the poker table.

    Strengths
    It's hard to tell when meeloche is bluffing because meeloche is always aggressive. But when the money goes in the middle, you can bet meeloche has the best hand.

    Weaknesses
    meeloche has very few weaknesses, but may benefit from switching gears
    more often. This will make it more difficult for opponents to get a read. meeloche may also get bored from winning all the time.

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    meeloche should invest in an elbow brace to prevent arthritis from dragging in all those pots.
    Try this site out its pretty funny.
    http://www.pokerlistings.com/market-...andle=meeloche

    What do you guys rate?



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  2. 06-06-2008 11:56 PM #2
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    im a bomb. this website is stupid. i did a search for ISF, and it had the exact same description for him. it just says the exact profile description for whatever type of player you are. e.g. bomb, shark, fish, red fish, etc.
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  3. 06-07-2008 12:15 AM #3
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    my FT sn is a shark and my UB sn is a bomb. ive seen another site that is exactly like this one. cant remember the name though.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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  4. 06-07-2008 12:18 AM #4
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    Bomb. Wheeeeee.
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  5. 06-07-2008 12:30 AM #5
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    SHARK SHIP THE EXTRA MONIES !!!

    I'm also a Semi-Loose 17/14

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  6. 06-07-2008 12:49 AM #6
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    Bomb.

    I agree this site is dumb.
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  7. 06-07-2008 12:52 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL
    Bomb.

    I agree this site is dumb.
    oh most definitely, good for a cheap laugh though.



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  8. 06-07-2008 03:12 AM #8
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    Imma shark, pretty unbeatable imo
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  9. 06-07-2008 04:39 AM #9
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    For Tournaments: I'm a bomb

    For Limit Holdem: I'm a shark

    For NL Cash: I'm a mouse...

    Somethings wrong here.
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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  10. 06-07-2008 05:04 AM #10
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    I'm a shark on most of my screennames, but a bomb on one of my ipoker ones. Pretty funny considering my lifetime stats on that name are 17/14 - hello nit!
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  11. 06-07-2008 06:51 AM #11
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    I've seen this before... Look at FGators26. If you don't know who that is, just search at 2+2, you'll find out quickly...There is no way in HELL that he's a shark. Stats are NOT the whole story...

    http://www.pokerlistings.com/market-...ndle=FGators26
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  12. 06-07-2008 01:27 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    I've seen this before... Look at FGators26. If you don't know who that is, just search at 2+2, you'll find out quickly...There is no way in HELL that he's a shark. Stats are NOT the whole story...

    http://www.pokerlistings.com/market-...ndle=FGators26
    Something smells fishy about this comment.

    The problem: How do you get stats that are normally accepted as "the stats the guys that win all the money with" and NOT be making mostly right decisions? Because several post flop decisions are easy when you consider he's a Tight Aggressive Pre-Flop player.

    In order to be a poor player, and lose money with those kinds of stats, such as what you're suggesting, he'd have to be folding when he was clearly ahead, and perhaps not even mixing it up with hands that are dominant in favor of only playing marginal holdings...

    I guess what I'm trying to say is: You don't get those kinds of stats by not respecting position, and check calling on every street, and shoving AI with bottom pair crap kicker.
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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    Redundant post.
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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  14. 06-07-2008 01:54 PM #14
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    Find the old post in 2p2/BBV where someone MSpaints where the money from different styles is won/lost and relate them to fgators' and to LAG/TAG/nit/fish styles etc. Basically he just sucks postflop, only wins money in cooler situations and loses otherwise. (Not that I have intimate knowledge of his game, but that's the legend at least). That is actually a very good thread too.

    Edit: I think he could probably be a decent donkamenter (obv no offence meant to our resident tournament players, preflop play is just obv much more important the shallower the stacks get).
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  15. 06-07-2008 02:20 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Find the old post in 2p2/BBV where someone MSpaints where the money from different styles is won/lost and relate them to fgators' and to LAG/TAG/nit/fish styles etc. Basically he just sucks postflop, only wins money in cooler situations and loses otherwise. (Not that I have intimate knowledge of his game, but that's the legend at least). That is actually a very good thread too.

    Edit: I think he could probably be a decent donkamenter (obv no offence meant to our resident tournament players, preflop play is just obv much more important the shallower the stacks get).
    Well thought out answer.. I appreciate it. It dissapoints me that Stats aren't the whole story TBH. Turns out I understand limit. But no limit still eludes the crap out of me. I was hoping by narrowing my ranges to acceptably fit into the "shark" or "Bomb" categories, it would increase my winrates... Or at least bring me out of the red for NL.
    Check my NL stats... I'm a redfish. aka tard.

    Guess it's back to the chalkboard.
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