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  1. 06-19-2008 01:43 PM #1
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    Default How to get away with anything

    1. Do anything illegal you want (bank robbery, assault, rape, fraud, etc.)

    2. Commit a murder (preferably in Texas).

    3. Go to France.

    This plan is foolproof, amirite?
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  2. 06-19-2008 02:10 PM #2
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    How do I get away with committing murder in France?


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    I dun get it.

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  4. 06-19-2008 02:49 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    How do I get away with committing murder in France?
    You don't commit the murder in France, you do it in Texas.
    <SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
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  5. 06-19-2008 02:58 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    How do I get away with committing murder in France?
    You don't commit the murder in France, you do it in Texas.
    I think he wants to know how to keep on murdering once you get to France. ...or if you currently live there.

    As do I. ERr....a friend of mine I mean....hypothetically of course.
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    i think he is saying they won't let you be extradited if you face the death penalty. i'd recommend just getting grand theft auto.
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  7. 06-19-2008 03:03 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    How do I get away with committing murder in France?
    You don't commit the murder in France, you do it in Texas.
    I think he wants to know how to keep on murdering once you get to France. ...or if you currently live there.

    As do I. ERr....a friend of mine I mean....hypothetically of course.
    In that case, you better get all the killing out of your system before you get there.
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  8. 06-19-2008 03:14 PM #8
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    IMPOSSIBLE!

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  9. 06-19-2008 04:23 PM #9
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    I recomend ,just not getting caught
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    IMPOSSIBLE!

    *rips shirt into shreds, hulk-style*
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    the guy in Catch Me If You Can tried it and failed imo
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    Main problem with your plan - you end up living in France


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    Quote Originally Posted by TLR
    Main problem with your plan - you end up living in France
    If you've seen the girls there, you wouldn't say this.
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    I want to eat Baguettes in the morning for the rest of my life.
    Oh, and have "French Fries" and "French Toast" without bothering to call it ""French"

    Oh, I Nice. At some poiunt, I will become a fucking Niçard. I only want to know how to dodge stupid taxes in the process.
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    I hear there's a lot of french people in France.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I hear there's a lot of french people in France.
    and they speak French tere?
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Are you calling me a niçard?

    nah, just a górillard
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    my chef was explaining how to hold a pairing knife in such a way that made it easy to crown a lemon. You hold the blade so that it doesnt cut all the way through. He says "monsieur, do ew nuh what ah guud is?" "excuse me chef?" "a guud" "uhh..?" "gee ew ah er dee, guud!" "oh, yes. A guard chef... I see; your fingers work as a guard.."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I hear there's a lot of french people in France.
    and they speak French tere?
    gross
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    I want to eat Baguettes in the morning for the rest of my life.
    Oh, and have "French Fries" and "French Toast" without bothering to call it ""French"

    Oh, I Nice. At some poiunt, I will become a fucking Niçard. I only want to know how to dodge stupid taxes in the process.
    It's called Monaco.
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