this is a thread to appreeciate all the awesoe things ftw members have done whikst wasted, im ridiculously gone riight noe so ill start... well toniht i got smashed chatted up and got with this hot blond barmaid after her shift, i was then called a prick in the toilets by these guys who couldnt understand why id robbed these strawws which were actually glow stiks, but as it was light they couldnt tell. I did not enjoy bein insulted so i ended up threatendin them with death. anywho this ended up in a brawl betweeen me and the 1 guy, we both got good shots in and my eye now hurts considerably, but i cauht him with a sweet right hook so its all good... i then ot a taxi within a mile or two my house, i wudda got closer but i ran outta money, im now goin to go to sleep as im feelin fucked, shall update with awesome drunk stoies in the mornin, feel free to add awesome drunk stories in the mean time,peace out and saffeeee