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  1. 10-17-2008 09:44 AM #1
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    Default take my bosses money (lc)

    got my boss and another superior (plus some other fish collegues) coming round mine to play poker tonight.

    I'm gonna get them drunk and win all their monies.......

    maybe lose the first coupla games, tell them they're naturals, then raise the stakes....chances of this backfiring? But it will be fun.......
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  2. 10-17-2008 09:47 AM #2
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    -EV plan for sure. It's like golf, the boss has to win.
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  3. 10-17-2008 10:16 AM #3
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    Yea, hustling your boss is not a good idea. Almost as bad as NOT PROTECTING MEELOCHE! but I digress...
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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  4. 10-17-2008 10:48 AM #4
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    yeah Meeloch dying was bad. I suck at Werewolf.

    But hustling my boss is +ev.

    He's got a sense of humour, so when at the end of the night, and I'm counting his money....I "accidently" knock over something thats been covering SuperSystem, Theory of Poker and H on H...also may get hot and have to take my jumper off and show of my Pstars T-shirt.....though the Moneymaker poster may not be displayed.....
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  5. 10-17-2008 11:18 AM #5
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    No matter what you say about playing online... if you make like 1 or 2 bad plays (flagrantly bad)... everyone will think you're a total cashbox. You don't need to go overboard with "duh.. let's raise da steaks!!"
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  6. 10-17-2008 11:34 AM #6
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    take his money for sure, just don't hustle him yo
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  7. 10-17-2008 11:38 AM #7
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    hehehehe. I'm not gonna hustle.

    But i'm not gonna let on the fact that I play every night online and plan to leave my job when the bankrolls big enough.
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  8. 10-17-2008 12:07 PM #8
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    I like it how you thought it was necessary to precede a commune post with (lc).


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  9. 10-17-2008 01:11 PM #9
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    whats lc mean
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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  10. 10-17-2008 01:19 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    take his money for sure, just don't hustle him yo
    agree

    take their money, even tell them that you play a bunch of poker
    swindling is gay
    also most guys are very competitive and will find trying to beat a supposedly good player a challenge

    and no matter what get very drunk in front of your boss
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  11. 10-17-2008 01:52 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    whats lc mean
    Lame content is my only guess.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Moneymaker poster?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    whats lc mean
    low content
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    at the end of the night, and I'm counting his money....I "accidently" knock over something thats been covering SuperSystem, Theory of Poker and H on H...also may get hot and have to take my jumper off and show of my Pstars T-shirt.....though the Moneymaker poster may not be displayed.....
    Doing this to anyone has got to be -EV.
    Unless you want to be portrayed as a douche.
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  15. 10-17-2008 07:06 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    whats lc mean
    Lauren Conrad, he's a big fan of The Hills I guess.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    My boss, the sucker!
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  17. 10-17-2008 09:25 PM #17
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    nights over -all gone home...i'm up £150($300ish).

    i won every game of poker (3 mini tourneys). lost the 2 games of rummy(ghey game....actually like it, but luck based).

    boss went home drunk, I'm about to play some proper poker.

    happy with $175 in cash though, thats a meal with the missus tomorrow.

    fking hangover tomoz....anyone for drunken FTReraments? $25nl???
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  18. 10-17-2008 09:28 PM #18
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    ps - i'm taking the piss about hustling. Moneymaker poster is serious thous. love that shit./
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  19. 10-17-2008 09:45 PM #19
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    you could be the greatest player on the planet, and they could think you've never played in your life, and you still wont have any additional edge during play than if they knew you were sick good.

    imo

    the few amateurs ive played knew i played professionally and that didnt stop them from trying to play me yet getting wiped out with the quickness
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  20. 10-17-2008 09:58 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    you could be the greatest player on the planet, and they could think you've never played in your life, and you still wont have any additional edge during play than if they knew you were sick good.

    imo

    the few amateurs ive played knew i played professionally and that didnt stop them from trying to play me yet getting wiped out with the quickness
    Yeah, it was light hearted, and I aint sick good - I'm a $50nl donk. I played ABC drunkements. love taking a bit of casj of my boss though...I won all 3 games though. I ;m poker god to them.
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  21. 10-18-2008 12:15 AM #21
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    How do you play ABC drunkaments?! I play put my opponent on a worse hand or a better hand that they'll fold drunkaments.
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