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    Default last minute halloween costume ideas

    i'm going to a party in like 6 hours and haven't put any thought into a costume.... halp!!!11
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    i might be a black man and buy an afro, seems easy enough for last minute?
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    wear a white collar, attach a baby doll to your crotch, and call yourself a priest.
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    GMML If you have a 3 piece suit. Go as the Satisfier. Just carry some fast food with you, and when someone asks you, lift your chin, spread your shoulders, and say. "I am the satisfier" and then go back to whatever else you were doing like nothing ever happened.
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    Go as Carl Carlson II.
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    i wonder if could work out being jules last minute

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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i wonder if could work out being jules last minute

    That could be pretty sweet, actually. But you must have a little Bible on you somewhere. I imagine Jules carries a Bible.

    HA!
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    X, nice

    Just don't do black face, that's not cool

    If you could pull off a blatantly white Jules that would be awesome. Just say all his lines in a very enunciated white way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    X, nice

    Just don't do black face, that's not cool
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    Exactly what I was thinking. You'd prob be smart enough (I hope) to know this but blackface is never a good idea. I think I might be a zebra, they were sold out of taco suits .
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    And if blackface was ok I would so be my avatar
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    add a noose to the suit and go as a Wall St. stockbroker
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    ha, a friend of mine was this guy two years ago



    he's been kobe bryant, a duke lacrosse player, etc in recent years too


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    ahhhhh this is so not gonna work
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    be a newsie, need white button down, dark pants, suspenders, cap, newspapers, very easy

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    well it was the best i could do in the 45 mins i had. going out now, PEACE.

    AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE
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    pretty sweet
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    ha! good job gmml!
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    nh leg
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    FUcking vengrenacew na dshit mother fucker
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    i will strike down oin thee and shit
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    drunk leg ftw
    derp
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg


    well it was the best i could do in the 45 mins i had. going out now, PEACE.

    AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE
    fucking sweet

    good job
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    wait, i thought it was pretty clear that you shouldnt do the black face? i guess theres probably not alot of black people in the UP though, huh?
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    wow, that is awesome. So fucking awesome.

    I showed up at my boys place to pregame. One of my freinds had some face paint so I just darkedo ut all around my eyes, my nose and below my cheek bones, then drew lines for teeth. Voila, dead skeleton face man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg


    well it was the best i could do in the 45 mins i had. going out now, PEACE.

    AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE
    AWESOME.
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    haha thanks yal, had a fun night. also needed to keep some people in line with a good ole backhand

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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    wait, i thought it was pretty clear that you shouldnt do the black face? i guess theres probably not alot of black people in the UP though, huh?
    yeah there's like 6 or so, plus boost said it was awesome so i'm clear of any charges

    actually was a black person at the party i went to but they thought it was hilarious. i don't think i would have done it if i was going out to the bars or anything.
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    that's hilarious, nh gimmle


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    yeah.. that turned out awesome, cciv!
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    I love the look on her face

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    [x] cool

    [ ] blackface
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Are you saying black people aren't cool? Quick, we need the NCAAP in here for the appropriate amount of outrage!
    basically
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    that is the least sluttiest Halloween costume I've ever seen a girl wear.
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    you have some long fingers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    you have some long fingers
    you know what that means


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    that is the least sluttiest Halloween costume I've ever seen a girl wear.
    He knows what's underneath.

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