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    Default ifmywifelookedlikethisaments/adoodles (NSFW)

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    50 yo? wow

    sorry havent figured out how to the image up. comp noob.

    more "tasteful" images welcome. or, hell, if she can hang, post your wife/gf.
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    not bad for a 50 y/o

    i'm betting though, that when I'm 50, I'll have several 18 y/o's to play with a la Hef
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    jack sawyer has an amputee fetish
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    not bad for a 50 y/o

    i'm betting though, that when I'm 50, I'll have several 18 y/o's to play with a la Hef
    that man, in that area, is my Hero.
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    the people in the FTR Community are starting to scare me


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    Her face is pretty good if that's what you are talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    Her face is pretty good if that's what you are talking about.
    wow, you must be really picky...and i thought i was.

    for 50 yrs, that body is a rock. and those abs? i'm not so much an "ab kind of guy," but damn.

    total package to me. obv, we've all seen better, but she's friggin 50!!
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    she's fit and all, but idk she looks wierd/fake

    I prefer someone like Diane Lane, way way hotter
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    Part of the problem is that she's flexing for a show. If you saw her in a standard bikini she would be way way hotter.

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    The fat girl that someone unwisely boned is 100000 times more attractive than that... thing. you are all crazy.
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    Hey, any one man can change the course of this forum. Fight ugly, old bitches with young, hot babes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    the people in the FTR Community are starting to scare me
    Hey, any one man can change the course of this forum. Fight ugly, old bitches with young, hot babes.

    okay



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    we need a good old fashioned coup in here with all these tasteless women, i found just the one... (NSFW?)

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    her 15 minutes of fame is LOOOOONG gone.
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    shes still hot though.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    shes still hot though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    jack sawyer has an amputee fetish
    nope, no amputees. only chicks who looke like this



    Is every chick from Canada just as hot?
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    shes borderline too ripped. Borderline.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    "too ripped?" theres a lot more buff women out there than that. no offense to TJ, but his av...is too ripped/muscular.

    look at these abs ^^^. you tell me she couldnt take a licking and keep on ticking?

    this one would wear me out...but i'm so up for the challenge. very nice find, jack.
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    those are no longer women, chopper
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    shes borderline too ripped. Borderline.
    Wait till you see how the veins stand out on her penis. Lol gaymenindenialaments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    shes borderline too ripped. Borderline.
    Wait till you see how the veins stand out on her penis. Lol gaymenindenialaments.
    i lol'ed out loud irl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    shes borderline too ripped. Borderline.
    Wait till you see how the veins stand out on her penis. Lol gaymenindenialaments.

    hahaha


    same chick (OMG, VEINS)




    On competition day




    She's ugly, you reckon? Fine by me. But next time you see a chick like this on the street, just give her Jack's number and walk away
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    telling y'all right now, thats ALL woman.

    now when they can bench press more than me......or ME for that matter ...thats a completely different story. hence, the trend towards fitness/figure comps and away from old fashioned body building for women.

    hey, jack...as long as you are willing to share, we good. the others can fight over the fattys and flabbys.

    i say fight jack's with some contrary pics of your own, if that girl is so nasty.
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    take two...



    and now for a bigger one...i'm such a noob at this...



    got it. thx jack.

    look out, btw, here comes some fun...
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    BOOM!

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    the content in this thread is now much better
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    it will get even better, but still "fit."
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    Jack's last one has some hideous wasting disease around her middle. What is wrong with normally proportioned women, lads?
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    ME--OW!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    BOOM!

    my god, oh um jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chopper



    ME--OW!!
    i came....






    again!
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    um...this chick lived with me and my ex for a while when she was training for competition. She was 2003 Canadian National Fitness Champion.



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    why does his first name come after his last name?


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    OMFG, the veins!!!! yeah, whatever....i'd so hit it.

    another? ok.




    side note: i just overheard a THS on E! some dude, and chick, said they were addicted to internet gamoooling. they said the "addiction made them do it." WHAAAAA? this dumbass knocked over a bank for $3k to get back in the game. what a fish. you knock off a bank, and only get out with $3k? i want you at my table...you obviously are stoooooopid. 73o? i PUUUUUUSH! WHEEEEE, what a rush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    um...this chick lived with me and my ex for a while when she was training for competition. She was 2003 Canadian National Fitness Champion.



    threesome story or ban
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    jeezus Chopper. ohh the things I would do to that woman.


    edit/p.s. -- the Canadian chick isn't too bad, just a little too manly for my tastes


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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    threesome story or ban
    I watched while my ex painted fake and bake on her ass the night before her competition. Does that count?
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    Uh-uhh



    Latin Godess. How's you guys' Spanish?


    Again
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    pretty close.

    yibbit yibbit yibbit.

    and george, i'm guessing she wouldnt even have to turn around?

    and jack, getting a little buff...even for me.
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    Watch again
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    well played, jack. but, here's a series....before guantlet kicks off.

    get dirty series...







    wow....beachy.
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    i had to work, so i *intentionally* let them knock me out of the gauntlet pretty early

    "intentionally"
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    dude, that A9s hand was brutal. i scratched my head big time there.
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    LOL, I wasn't in it. I'm under a deadline to make some work stuff, see?
    I only registered just to "be a part of it". Lost a bunch of chips to GMML in my first hand with JJ, so I said "wtf, spend the chips. better than sitting out".


    Next time we'll play.
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    i like this thread. It delivers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chopper
    well played, jack. but, here's a series....before guantlet kicks off.

    get dirty series...







    wow....beachy.
    WINNARRRR
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    Miffed saved this thread.
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    yeah.....its easy to post quality when you have this much pent-up tension. lol.

    sadly, i'm already working on some other miniseries to post.

    you watch, though, jack dont go away quietly.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
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    This thread is getting way off topic... Lets get it back






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    They are three different women by the way. I know most of you can't tell the difference.
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    OMFG

    It looks like Conan the Barbarian with a boob job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    They are three different women by the way. I know most of you can't tell the difference.
    which bit gives it away? Im curious as they all have 52inch biceps, 10ft thighs....


    back on topic, please can you show me some luuuuuurve baby!

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    HOLY CRAP!!

    there is such a thing as too much.

    that woman/whatever would shoot me across the room like a wet bar of soap. ZOOOOOOOP!
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    yeah, its time to get back on target. who wants some of mama's cookies?





    thankyouma'ammayihaveanother?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    This thread is getting way off topic... Lets get it back






    does my ass look big in this hun?
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    Girl next door type

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    Look at the cushion, the cushion

    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Look at the cushion, the cushion
    it's orange with stripes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Look at the cushion, the cushion
    it's orange with stripes.
    is it?

    is it really...?
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    that first one has an awful "job." she doesnt seem to be running.

    hahahaha look at me being picky. like i have a shot or something.

    thats allright. i wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.........







    (looking downward): ...ISNT THAT RIGHT, CRACKERS?
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    I'll try to give you some softer ones to not hurt you. Do not make me bring out the heavy artillery!

    A then and now. Any women can look like this, it just takes some discipline.




    Here's one you may like.



    NO! how about this?




    last one. The girl in my Avatar.

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    CAR...


    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms



    GAME ON...



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    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    I'll be ready in a minute honey. 2 hours later...... Almost done


    Buy me the Porsche....Plleeaassseee

    What do you mean Cook??........ Aren't we going out for dinner?


    I'm not putting my lips on that!


    can we go shopping again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    I'll try to give you some softer ones to not hurt you. Do not make me bring out the heavy artillery!

    A then and now. Any women can look like this, it just takes some discipline.




    Here's one you may like.



    NO! how about this?




    last one. The girl in my Avatar.

    these guys dont deepthroat, they chew it off!
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    Lemme try to bring thread back on course

    Nice Hat (OMG VEINS!!!)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    jack sawyer has an amputee fetish
    nope, no amputees. only chicks who looke like this



    Is every chick from Canada just as hot?
    I find men who wear bikini tops and long hair to be sexxy!! post more pleze!
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    lets go to the pool, shall we?




    ahhhhh refreshing...

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    i'm deathly afraid this DUDE is right up TJ's alley.

    look at the pits. was/is that hair? looks like hair on the chest, too. off the 'roids, ma'am.....ERRRRRR, sir. it even looks like the face is photoshopped on.




    and tell me this isnt a guy from the back?



    sorry to derail. we'll get her back on track in a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    You guys who like fake tits aren't much better than the ones who like muscular men. ALL NATURAL ALL THE WAY
    you could argue that muscle is natural
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