ATTENTION ESPN FTR FANTASYFOOTBALL LEAGUE

[lolzzz_321]

My buddy, rodgers2driver wants u guys to check ur trades.

Plz post here how retarded you think his trade is and make counteroffers!

I think he will be by shortly.

[lolzzz_321]

bump

[will641]

thats probably the best one hes offered me.

COUR trades Ryan Grant, GB RB to Driver
COUR trades Santana Moss, Was WR to Driver
R2D trades Drew Brees, NO QB to yay!
R2D trades Joey Galloway, TB WR to yay!

[will641]

COUR trades Frank Gore, SF RB to Driver
COUR trades Antonio Gates, SD TE to Driver
R2D trades Drew Brees, NO QB to yay!
R2D trades Tony Gonzalez, KC TE to yay!

[lolzzz_321]

He should be here to poast soon!

[shockdaworld]

I offered that to you Will

[bigspenda73]

I'm not giving you a RB when I'm short on them and I am stacked at WR

at least look at my team before you propose something that preposterous

[WildBobAA]

<3 you shock

[WildBobAA]

Shock, it's gonna be pretty hard for you to pull off a deal for an RB just because no one in the league is deep at all at RB. My offer of Hasselbeck and Chris Perry for Brees that you turned down is still on the table, it might be your only option before the season. Remember, Perry is starting at least.

[bigred]

Shock, it's gonna be pretty hard for you to pull off a deal for an RB just because no one in the league is deep at all at RB. My offer of Hasselbeck and Chris Perry for Brees that you turned down is still on the table, it might be your only option before the season. Remember, Perry is starting at least.

Don't barter with asians, they're way too good at it.

[bigspenda73]

OTL trades Chris Johnson, Ten RB to Driver
R2D trades Reggie Brown, Phi WR to LEEEEEEE
R2D trades Derrick Mason, Bal WR to LEEEEEEE

Hello there R2D, I've already told you I am set at WR and weak at RB and yet you keep proposing these trades. If you keep doing this I will have Trip give me your home address so we can chat about it in person.

[shockdaworld]

TJ, Williams and Cotchery mean you are stacked at wide out? HAHAHA! Also, Johnson is on your bench. Im only trading you for a backup

[GatorJH]

I'm glad we don't have this drama in our FTR league.

[WildBobAA]

I'm glad we don't have this drama in our FTR league.

Uhh, actually this is from our league.

shockdawerd = Rodgers 2 Driver
Spenda = ONE TIME LEEEEEEEEEEEEE
will = lolomg yay!
me = Calvin's Johnson
Triptanes = Kelly Clarkson is hot

[WildBobAA]

Also, trade talk like this makes FF awesome. I can't wait for Giants/Redskins tonight, Plax better have a big game.

[GatorJH]

ahhh, didn't make the leap between the initials and the team names.

[shockdaworld]

Haha I can't wait either. Football is finally back!

[Trikflow77]

oh yeah, fuck you guys for me me not seeing this league in time.

[shockdaworld]

What team is gatorjh?

[WildBobAA]

What team is gatorjh?

He's Haywood Jablowme

[shockdaworld]

GatorJH check your team I sent you a trade a little while ago

[WildBobAA]

Just so everyone knows who they are up against

gabe = team patagorski
Papal Rage = Rapal Page
massimo = Team Steinberg
shockdawerd = Rodgers 2 Driver
Spenda = ONE TIME LEEEEEEEEEEEEE
will = lolomg yay!
me = Calvin's Johnson
Triptanes = Kelly Clarkson is hot
dthorne04 = Team DIAGF
gatorjh = Haywood Jablowme
Ragnar4 = Billings Sheep *uckers

Who is LOLWADEPHILLIPSAMENTS? I think it's pankfish or phantaroth

[GatorJH]

GatorJH check your team I sent you a trade a little while ago

yea I got it. Although it is interesting I am not sure the upgrade at QB and Def is enough to give up Turner as I think he is going to be VERY good this year.

Will you do the same trade with Reggie Bush instead of Turner?

[shockdaworld]

GatorJH, I sent you another trade. Let me know what you think

[GatorJH]

so you went from my #2 RB to my #1 and threw in a dissapointing WR that couldn't crack my starting lineup on his best day?

And I would go for that why?

[WildBobAA]

I'm telling you shock, you want Perry and Hasselbeck.

[GatorJH]

I sent you a counter offer shock

[lolzzz_321]

shock get an avatar u n00b

[Ragnar4]

no. I'M Billings sheep *uckers.

and R2D offered me some silly shit as well. LOL @ Owens and Jackson for Brees and Gonzo.

Also

LOL at Anytrade involving Stephen Jackson that doesn't equal at least 14 points a game.

[dthorne04]

anyone want lenwhale white?

[dthorne04]

also, sick drop of mason for the jets d/st

[GatorJH]

methinks that Shock is underestimating our Fantasy football prowess'. His trade offers to me are allways heavily skewed towards his team.

[will641]

shock 2 things to consider: 1) how many trades you have offered that have been rejected. 2) when making a trade think to yourself, if i were in his shoes, would i accept that trade?

[lolzzz_321]

hey will im in Austin!

[shockdaworld]

Will and GatorJH send me an offer that you would consider anyone is available on my team. I just need another rb. Will what trade was not good enough for you? What I'm asking is how far apart are we. Am I offering you a position you don't need?
And Will didn't you offer me this?

COUR trades Frank Gore, SF RB to Driver
COUR trades Antonio Gates, SD TE to Driver
R2D trades Drew Brees, NO QB to yay!
R2D trades Tony Gonzalez, KC TE to yay!

[will641]

hey will im in Austin!

okay i cool, i sent you a pm of what i think is my phone number.

[will641]

Will and GatorJH send me an offer that you would consider anyone is available on my team. I just need another rb. Will what trade was not good enough for you? What I'm asking is how far apart are we. Am I offering you a position you don't need?
And Will didn't you offer me this?

COUR trades Frank Gore, SF RB to Driver
COUR trades Antonio Gates, SD TE to Driver
R2D trades Drew Brees, NO QB to yay!
R2D trades Tony Gonzalez, KC TE to yay!

i definitely didnt offer this. wouldnt you have taken it if i did?

heres a big reason why i havent liked your trades, you offer me mediocre players like drew brees when i already have 2 mediocre qb's, so having 3 mediocre qb's does me no good. and also nobody is going to give up a stud in their position (rb, qb, etc) without getting a decent backer. in the offer above you kind of did that, except im trading way down for tony g and wayyyyyyyy down with gore for brees.

[shockdaworld]

Will have you ever played fantasy football before? Since when is Brees a mediocre fantasy player in any league? Drew Brees is a Top 5 Fantasy QB! He would definitely be the BEST on your team. As a matter of fact last year he scored more by himself than your options (Eli and Young) combined. Also, Addai scored more points by HIMSELF than Gore and Grant combined. Do the math dumbass. As for trading way down for Tony G, you would be trading down from the number 1 spot to the number 3 and you would also be getting a top 5 qb for a number 6 or 7 rb.
Anyone else reading this. The trade was:

Addai, Brees and Gonzalez for
Gore, Grant and Gates

[WildBobAA]

First of all, who is LOLWADEPHILLIPSAMENTS? I think it's pankfish but I'm not totally sure.

Second, Drew Brees is not a mediocre QB in terms of fantasy. He's regarded as the 4th best fantasy QB behind Brady, Manning, and Romo (although I personally like Romo better than Manning this year).

As for that trade between shock and will, it's closer than you think will, but you're right it still favors shock. Gates and Gonzalez are basically the same player, I wouldn't say one is better than the other this year. But Gore has a more value than Brees for sure.

Shock answer this: why don't you like the Hasselbeck/Perry for Brees trade? Is it because you just don't like Perry? Even if you don't like him, he's still the starter which means he has value.

[dthorne04]

if you decide to offer me anymore trades for tomlinson, don't bother unless you're going to offer me addai + the farm in the deal. the one you sent last night (but cancelled before i got to it) was kind of a joke.

[shockdaworld]

Thanks WildBob. The only thing that’s holding me back is the running back by committee with Kenny Watson and DD Dorsey. I’m just a little hesitant. Although at this point, that may be my best offer. Also for Will's trade I was going to throw in Edwards to sweeten the deal. Which I think was my original offer?

[shockdaworld]

Dthorne I don't even remember what I offered. I think at one point I offered a trade to everyone. HAHA. What do you want for Lewis?

[dthorne04]

you offered edwards/brees for lt. obv. both good players, but, like most people in the league i'm solid at qb/wr but after my no.1 rb is gone, it will be a little meh.

as for jamal...fire some offers away.

[shockdaworld]

Dthorne just a starting offer. Let me know

[shockdaworld]

I offered you another receiver since there is that flex rb/wr slot

[dthorne04]

i'll check it out in a bit. also lol@will calling brees mediocre.

[shockdaworld]

Thank you!

[WildBobAA]

shock, I'm trying to think up a deal involving Fantasy Hall of Famer Earnest Graham. Earnest Graham.

[will641]

Will have you ever played fantasy football before? Since when is Brees a mediocre fantasy player in any league? Drew Brees is a Top 5 Fantasy QB! He would definitely be the BEST on your team. As a matter of fact last year he scored more by himself than your options (Eli and Young) combined. Also, Addai scored more points by HIMSELF than Gore and Grant combined. Do the math dumbass. As for trading way down for Tony G, you would be trading down from the number 1 spot to the number 3 and you would also be getting a top 5 qb for a number 6 or 7 rb.
Anyone else reading this. The trade was:

Addai, Brees and Gonzalez for
Gore, Grant and Gates

youre right, brees is a good qb, idk why i keep getting him mixed up with philip rivers. but in any case, im not going to trade based solely on what people have done in the past. also manning could be a totally different qb this year. he has a ring and is very confident and comfortable. not to mention he has a lot of weapons.

http://www.nfl.com/players/josephadd...e?id=ADD152616
http://www.nfl.com/players/ryangrant...e?id=GRA497823
http://www.nfl.com/players/frankgore...e?id=GOR411171

[x] addai had marginally better season than grant
[x] grant started half as many games
[ ] you did your homework before coming in here running your mouth

[WildBobAA]

I sent you an offer shock. If you don't like it, send me a counter.

[shockdaworld]

Will, good luck this year, because you will need it based on your assumptions. How can you play FANTASY FOOTBALL and mix players up? What kind of idiot are you. When I agreed to play in this league I didn't think I would be playing with a couple of morons. Also you are missing the fact that Addai scored more TDS than both of them. Last time I checked TDs were worth more. So put an X in I did my homework before I ran my mouth. And make a new row for will is an idiot that doesn’t know how to play ff. (Fantasy football if you get that confused too Will)

[WildBobAA]

lol yessss I love FF

[dthorne04]

ouch.

[lolzzz_321]

Will, good luck this year, because you will need it based on your assumptions. How can you play FANTASY FOOTBALL and mix players up? What kind of idiot are you. When I agreed to play in this league I didn't think I would be playing with a couple of morons. Also you are missing the fact that Addai scored more TDS than both of them. Last time I checked TDs were worth more. So put an X in I did my homework before I ran my mouth. And make a new row for will is an idiot that doesn’t know how to play ff. (Fantasy football if you get that confused too Will)

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[will641]

Will, good luck this year, because you will need it based on your assumptions. How can you play FANTASY FOOTBALL and mix players up? What kind of idiot are you. When I agreed to play in this league I didn't think I would be playing with a couple of morons. Also you are missing the fact that Addai scored more TDS than both of them. Last time I checked TDs were worth more. So put an X in I did my homework before I ran my mouth. And make a new row for will is an idiot that doesn’t know how to play ff. (Fantasy football if you get that confused too Will)

really, so then you did notice that grant also started half as many games as him. learn how to offer a trade that complements both teams, stop offering scrubs for studs, and gfys. also are you so dense that i keep declining your shitty deals that you keep coming back for more over and over? rather than saying in the comment box wow you are a total moron this trade sucks, i decided to be civil and not say anything and just keep declining. apparently, you have decided to be a total flaming jackass and get your panties in a twist because i mixed up two players, but it really doesnt matter because you arent capable of offering a remotely decent trade. why do you have been declined probably 100 times and accepted 0?

take a nap, get some rest, and when you wake up try to wear you ovaries on the inside.

[will641]

btw anyone want ryan grant?

[shockdaworld]

Ryan Grant? Thats the guy that got suspended for smoking pot right? Oh wait thats Ricky Williams. For some reason I keep getting the two mixed up

[shockdaworld]

Addai#3-4RB
Gonzalez #3TE
Brees #3-4QB
Edwards # 5-6WR
=Scrubs?

Gore #6-7
Grant#6-7
Gates #1 TE
=Studs?

[shockdaworld]

How is that not a "remotely decent trade?" All I am saying is the trade is fair. It even helps your "stacked" wr tandem of ward and santana moss

[ProZachNation]

lol @ FF football

you guys should play pokemon instead, at least then you can trade a charzard for a jigglypuff and call jigglypuff a scrub and charzard a stud

[WildBobAA]

lol @ FF football

you guys should play pokemon instead, at least then you can trade a charzard for a jigglypuff and call jigglypuff a scrub and charzard a stud

If you don't like it then don't read/post in the thread.

[ProZachNation]

lol @ FF football

you guys should play pokemon instead, at least then you can trade a charzard for a jigglypuff and call jigglypuff a scrub and charzard a stud

If you don't like it then don't read/post in the thread.

No thanks, I like watching you guys be dorks. and get all butt hurt about trades.

[WildBobAA]

lol @ FF football

you guys should play pokemon instead, at least then you can trade a charzard for a jigglypuff and call jigglypuff a scrub and charzard a stud

If you don't like it then don't read/post in the thread.

No thanks, I like watching you guys be dorks. and get all butt hurt about trades.

Lol @ the guy with the sig of a penis ejaculating onto Kirby calling people dorks.

[dthorne04]

lol @ FF football

you guys should play pokemon instead, at least then you can trade a charzard for a jigglypuff and call jigglypuff a scrub and charzard a stud

If you don't like it then don't read/post in the thread.

No thanks, I like watching you guys be dorks. and get all butt hurt about trades.

plz stop gaying up the thread and gtfo prozach.

anywho. shock, i'm legit thinking about trading you jamal lewis. i'll get back to you asap.

[Ragnar4]

No-one has 2 studs Shock. Jesus.
this is a 12 team draft. Lrn2matchup.

[shockdaworld]

Good call about Turner GatorJH

[GatorJH]

Thx. He has looked pretty good so far today but the person who has REALLY Surprised me is Matt Ryan. For a rookie playing in his first game he looks pretty damn confident in the pocket.

[will641]

good fucking god gator, why did you have to have turner. i still got a few guys left though so its not over.

[GatorJH]

The sickest part is that I had him ON THE BENCH in another league. Luckily in that league I have LT so he better freakin go off this week.

[WildBobAA]

Ugh I'm winning in the two FTR leagues but I'm getting straight up smoked in my two "ppl I know IRL" leagues which are the two I'll have to hear about all week.

[bigspenda73]

Well I would have dominated my ESPN game if TB hadn't gone down, now it's going to be close but looks like I prolly will lose

[bigspenda73]

whoever Lolwadephillipments is you really have to suck seeing how I have a 25pt lead, all you have in McFadden, and Brady got me 3 pts today

[dthorne04]

fml

[WildBobAA]

whoever Lolwadephillipments is you really have to suck seeing how I have a 25pt lead, all you have in McFadden, and Brady got me 3 pts today

Well he did start JT O'Sullivan.....lol

[will641]

alright gator, its basically grant vs cutler and im +3 vs you. its gonna be close.