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  1. 12-01-2008 07:06 AM #1
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    Default Totally retarded sng lyrics that tilt the shit out of me

    First up - The Killers - Human

    ''Are we human or are we dancer?''

    What the fuck is that even supposed to mean. Even the grammers wrong.


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    Oh wut. Hating on the killers?

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    What u gonna do about it huh??
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    Default Re: Totally retarded sng lyrics that tilt the shit out of me

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    Even the grammers wrong.
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    lol touche, but this is teh internets
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    don't listen to the song then?
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    All Oasis lyrics.

    "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a canonball"

    eh?

    "All my people, right here, right now. Do you know what I mean?"

    No Noel, I have no fucking idea what you mean.
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    And so long to devotion
    You taught me everything I know
    Wave goodbye
    Wish me well

    This is like, fluid poetry. I don't see why the hate =(

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    However on the subject of lyrics that tilt the shit outta me.

    YEAH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    SHOOOOOK MEEEEEE ALLLLLLL NIGHTTTTTTTTTT LONGGGGGGGGGG


    Though I suppose if I grew up from that musical era.


    Also anything Nickelback. I want to smash babies when I hear anything Nickelback because every damn song sounds the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Also anything Nickelback. I want to smash babies when I hear anything Nickelback because every damn song sounds the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    YEAH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    SHOOOOOK MEEEEEE ALLLLLLL NIGHTTTTTTTTTT LONGGGGGGGGGG
    BAN

    and again for emphasis

    BAN!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Also anything Nickelback. I want to smash babies when I hear anything Nickelback because every damn song sounds the same.
    this
    How one band can turn one song into multiple albums and a multi-million dollar tour, just by modifying the words slightly... wow.
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    Everybody have fun tonight,
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    WTF is a Wang Chung?

    Take your baby by the hair, and pull her close and
    there there there???

    What am I missing? Is this like yadda, yadda yadda?
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    Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

    I mean honestly.. NOBODY EVER sings this like the question that it actually is.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Default Re: Totally retarded sng lyrics that tilt the shit out of me

    Quote Originally Posted by Da GOAT
    First up - The Killers - Human

    ''Are we human or are we dancer?''

    What the fuck is that even supposed to mean. Even the grammers wrong.


    ARGHHHHHHHHH
    dont ever listen to rap music then.

    didnt you know grammar doesnt apply to lyrics/poetry?
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    I thought this had to do with a SNG.
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    from wooden ships by Jefferson Airplane:

    "You must try some of my purple berries
    I been eating them for six or seven weeks now
    Haven't got sick once
    Probably keep us both alive"

    The logic in those lyrics tilt the hell outta me

    Also from teh same album:

    "Doesn't mean shit to a tree"

    This tilts me cos i cant work what the fuck it means. Does shit mean a lot to a tree? Its a good source of fertilizer after all. But i doubt the trees there filled with gratitude blowing in the wind, its a tree for christakes, it prob doesnt feel anything at all. Maybe thats teh point, sumthign to which you should be grateful, but are too emotionally dead to be able to muster any shards of thanks.

    i might be overthinking it tho
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    Yeah.. that song tilts the hell out of me.
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    Katie Perry

    You change your mind like a girl {changes clothes}.

    WTF?? why is the part in brackets even needed?

    Don't hate on me for listening to KP. I live in the sticks and drive a truck w/ AMFM radio and no CD player, MP3 player or other modern musical devices. And in the sticks, only 4 stations tune in as more than static. And 3 of them are NPR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robb
    Katie Perry

    You change your mind like a girl {changes clothes}.

    WTF?? why is the part in brackets even needed?

    Don't hate on me for listening to KP. I live in the sticks and drive a truck w/ AMFM radio and no CD player, MP3 player or other modern musical devices. And in the sticks, only 4 stations tune in as more than static. And 3 of them are NPR.
    you're so gay and you dont even like boys.

    im blue da ba de da ba dye da ba de da ba dye tilts me pretty hard...though i like the song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    Quote Originally Posted by Robb
    Katie Perry

    You change your mind like a girl {changes clothes}.

    WTF?? why is the part in brackets even needed?

    Don't hate on me for listening to KP. I live in the sticks and drive a truck w/ AMFM radio and no CD player, MP3 player or other modern musical devices. And in the sticks, only 4 stations tune in as more than static. And 3 of them are NPR.
    you're so gay and you dont even like boys.

    im blue da ba de da ba dye da ba de da ba dye tilts me pretty hard...though i like the song.
    lmao
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    I really like that line. Never thought these words would be written: lynch bigred.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
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    my friend growing up said "THE WORLD IS A WILDFIRE" all the damn time and we chuckled and tilted
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    lol spoon and GMML, I didn't click on this all day today because I thought it was going to be about some shitty SNG poker song


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    lol only noticed the errror after posting, meh its poker related.

    btw I do listen to rap music and that doesnt tilt me :O

    Are we dancer, still wtf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    dont switch the blade on the guy in the shades, wait...what?
    ^^^ he's saying "don't stab me in the heart, IU!"

    This thread should be renamed "Retarded people that don't get sng () lyrics tilt the shit out of me".

    For a real tilting song listen to "I am the walrus". Probably gotta read some of the same books Lennon read (or drop some acid) to get it. That's too much work for me so I just sing along :P.
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    Pretty much everythin by James Brown - does anybody understand what this man is saying?

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    Thread delivers just for the fact its ubertilted Halvfish!!!!

    Sadly tho I gotta BAN you from this thread by trying to translate the sng lyrics!!!

    BANNED!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038
    How one band can turn one song into multiple albums and a multi-million dollar tour, just by modifying the words slightly... wow.
    You ever heard of Status Quo?

    Props to Nickelback for making metal accessible again - and without that Nu Metal shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
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    dont switch the blade on the guy in the shades, wait...what?
    ^^^ he's saying "don't stab me in the heart, IU!"

    This thread should be renamed "Retarded people that don't get sng () lyrics tilt the shit out of me".

    For a real tilting song listen to "I am the walrus". Probably gotta read some of the same books Lennon read (or drop some acid) to get it. That's too much work for me so I just sing along :P.
    just a rumor, but the story goes that a bunch of their old english teachers were analyzing their songs, they heard about it, made "i am the walrus" and said "analyze that bitches".
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    She, she hates, she hates me, she hates to ask?

    The true translation was:
    She, She's asked, She's asked me, (to marry her)
    and I said nothing.

    Seriously.. get a translator worth a crap.. they are a multi million dollar band.
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