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  1. 12-15-2008 09:55 PM #1
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    Default I call your spider with seven legs and raise you a party

    Probably not as good as dthorne's spider but a close second imo.

    http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html



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  2. 12-15-2008 09:58 PM #2
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    i liked it more when i read it
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  3. 12-15-2008 10:12 PM #3
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    thats fucking awesome. go david thorne.
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  4. 12-15-2008 10:31 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    i liked it more when i read it
    wow. wtf is this? I liked this one more than the spider. I think I might have had a stroke.
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  5. 12-15-2008 11:21 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    i liked it more when i read it
    wow. wtf is this? I liked this one more than the spider. I think I might have had a stroke.
    U ok now???
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  6. 12-15-2008 11:45 PM #6
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  7. 12-16-2008 12:19 AM #7
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    I could jump through the window like a real ninja.
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  8. 12-16-2008 12:35 AM #8
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    waaaaay tl;dr
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  9. 12-16-2008 12:38 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    waaaaay tl;dr
    Thank you 2+2 man.


    BTW no string bets. Looks like you will have to raise next round sir.
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  10. 12-16-2008 12:39 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    waaaaay tl;dr
    But it's worth it!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  11. 12-16-2008 12:40 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    waaaaay tl;dr
    wat



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  12. 12-16-2008 12:41 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by animal_chin
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    waaaaay tl;dr
    Thank you 2+2 man.


    BTW no string bets. Looks like you will have to raise next round sir.
    thx for your approval mr 150 post sir
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  13. 12-16-2008 12:44 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
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    waaaaay tl;dr
    Thank you 2+2 man.


    BTW no string bets. Looks like you will have to raise next round sir.
    thx for your approval mr 150 post sir
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  14. 12-16-2008 12:46 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    waaaaay tl;dr
    it's actually quite awesome
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  15. 12-16-2008 12:47 AM #15
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    wtf, i read it and like 6 people posted in the meantime
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  16. 12-16-2008 12:48 AM #16
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    sooooooooo much beter than spider lol
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  17. 12-16-2008 12:49 AM #17
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    yeah, it's just really small type, and a tooon of it
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  18. 12-16-2008 06:45 AM #18
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  19. 12-16-2008 06:50 AM #19
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  20. 12-16-2008 06:58 AM #20
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    come on Adam

    I think I'll start using everyone's real name to show how cool I am
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  21. 12-16-2008 08:17 AM #21
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    this is gooood
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  22. 12-16-2008 09:36 AM #22
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  23. 12-16-2008 10:06 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    come on Adam
    I read it and am not impressed. Oh well.
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  24. 12-16-2008 10:36 AM #24
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    swiggers, is it because you lack a funny bone? we can put you on the transplant list. I have like 6 and we're probably a match!
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    Read, enjoyed, laughed, but wouldn't read again. I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
    qft
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
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    I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
    qft
    yep. the sequels are never as good as the original. its still funny though.
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  28. 12-16-2008 04:18 PM #28
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    at first tldr but then looooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
    qft
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    this is the funniest thing I have read in some time!! Awesome!!
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    "I once leaped across a creek that was over five metres wide and almost made it." LOL.

    Better than the spider one i think.

    Thanks for posting this.
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  33. 12-16-2008 11:06 PM #33
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    I thought this was pretty fucking funny, way funnier than the spider one (although that was pretty damn funny too)


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  34. 12-17-2008 03:09 AM #34
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    come on now people. what is more funny? being totally oblivious to what someone is saying, or being totally oblivious to what someone is saying with a 7 legged spider and then correcting their mistake with an 8 legged spider as a payment method?
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    I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
    qft
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    the spidr is funnier
    QFT.

    How did he get the guy's email to play the prank?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder
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    the spidr is funnier
    QFT.

    How did he get the guy's email to play the prank?
    ... serious? It's on the party "invite"


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    ... serious? It's on the party "invite"
    Lol. Thx. Didn't see that.
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