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  1. 11-03-2007 11:21 AM #1
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    Default poker hand names

    Name some poker hand names that you and your live poker buddies have come up with over the years. My crew has a bunch:

    72- dorothy
    82- vivien (you can sub these two hands for any worthless girls you know)
    K3 - Van Helsing (this name came to be because this guy kept saying van helsing in the voice dracula says it and got dealt K 3 a shit ton in this session)

    QsQc - Janet Jackson
    69 - big lick
    K J off - jacking off

    I kind remember a lot of them but Massimo and ISF need to fill in. I forget a lot the names we use.
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  2. 11-03-2007 11:40 AM #2
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  3. 11-03-2007 02:10 PM #3
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    KJo - Kojak

    KQ - Mike Tyson

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  4. 11-03-2007 07:26 PM #4
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    AK47: hub dub ding ding hello hello
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  5. 11-03-2007 07:27 PM #5
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    ...omaha but w/e
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  6. 11-03-2007 10:21 PM #6
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  7. 12-17-2008 09:18 AM #7
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    just heard an awesome hand name on Bob and Tom this morning.

    AT - Whitney Houston because its strong and attractive, but has a history of getting beat.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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  8. 12-17-2008 10:15 AM #8
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    QQ - Your Dad and his secret good friend

    ie. "You just got beat by your Dad and his secret good friend"
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  9. 12-17-2008 02:00 PM #9
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    69 - Dinner for two
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  10. 12-17-2008 02:19 PM #10
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    88 = dog's balls
    KQs = married
    KQo = swingers
    J5 = jackson 5
    JA = jackass
    77 = mullets
    Q3 = san fran busboy....(queen w/ a tray)
    J4 = full employment (because if you play it, you will always have a day job)
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  11. 12-17-2008 09:27 PM #11
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    0 spades, what a fucking stupid idea for a thread
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    omg I finally understand why everyone calls Q3 the gay waiter
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  14. 12-17-2008 11:49 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    omg I finally understand why everyone calls Q3 the gay waiter
    I honestly don't fucking get it and even teh googles didn't tell me, so enlighten me

    stupid thread too, nice bump though


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chopper
    88 = dog's balls
    KQs = married
    KQo = swingers
    J5 = jackson 5
    JA = jackass
    77 = mullets
    Q3 = san fran busboy....(queen w/ a tray)
    J4 = full employment (because if you play it, you will always have a day job)
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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  16. 12-18-2008 12:47 PM #16
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    thats pretty funny,
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  17. 12-18-2008 04:05 PM #17
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  18. 12-19-2008 08:44 PM #18
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    Where is Mike Sexton when you need him? He has a name for every hand evar.
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