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  1. 12-15-2008 11:47 AM #1
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    Default Bush has catlike reflexes

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  2. 12-15-2008 11:49 AM #2
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  3. 12-15-2008 11:59 AM #3
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    much better tyvm
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  4. 12-15-2008 12:14 PM #4
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    was waiting for this to surface
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    Haha I'm really impresses with how he deftly dodges the shoe then stands right back up to see what's up. If I were Bush in Iraq I would be cowering under the podium sobbing like a little girl every time someone so much as sneezed.


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  6. 12-15-2008 01:16 PM #6
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    i could be wrong, but the shoe thrower must be related to this man...Random Task...

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  7. 12-15-2008 01:22 PM #7
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    Who throws a shoe? Honestly!


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  8. 12-15-2008 01:27 PM #8
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    haha i love how he just laughs
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    Bush's face is classic "like woah, dude! rotflmao WTF a shoe!!!?"
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  10. 12-15-2008 03:12 PM #10
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    over/under at how much time shoe-thrower spends in jail.

    i set the bar at 10 years and i'll take the over.
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  11. 12-15-2008 03:22 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    over/under at how much time shoe-thrower spends in jail.

    i set the bar at 10 years and i'll take the over.
    I read that he got the shit beat out of him as he was being escorted out.
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  14. 12-15-2008 06:41 PM #14
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    WoW, just a couple seconds sooner he woulda knocked Bush out because he wasn't looking.

    LOL at a shoe.
    Apparently a shoe means Contempt in Iraqi culture. Now it mean 20 years in jail. or death by rocks getting thrown at you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    haha i love how he just laughs
    This made me like (George) Bush a little more
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  16. 12-15-2008 07:10 PM #16
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    My sister threw her shoe at me once because I was beating her at ping-pong. She hit me in the face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    My sister threw her shoe at me once because I was beating her at ping-pong. She hit me in the face.
    Then you obviously need to develop the cat-like reflexes of one Mr. President Bush

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  18. 12-15-2008 10:42 PM #18
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    haha he has gone from draft dodger to shoe dodger what a way to end a messed up term as president
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    I swear it looks like the secret service guy in the front row is just watching. Good to know he had time to bend down get his second shoe and fire off another good shot.
    Poor Obama must be pissing his pants by now.
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    id just like to believe obama has been allocated all of the capable ones
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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout
    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    I swear it looks like the secret service guy in the front row is just watching. Good to know he had time to bend down get his second shoe and fire off another good shot.
    Poor Obama must be pissing his pants by now.
    which one is the secret service guy?
    and maybe he was keeping it secret

    all i see is a bunch of iraq dudes going "wtf dude! you'll get us all killed. remember what he did to saddam."
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by allabout
    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    I swear it looks like the secret service guy in the front row is just watching. Good to know he had time to bend down get his second shoe and fire off another good shot.
    Poor Obama must be pissing his pants by now.
    which one is the secret service guy?
    and maybe he was keeping it secret

    all i see is a bunch of iraq dudes going "wtf dude! you'll get us all killed. remember what he did to saddam."
    You can only see him quick in this video, check out the utube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIj0YvDBKE . Here's a still shot.



    He like looks up, looks at the dude and watches him throw the 2nd shoe before he gets up and runs to Bush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    My sister threw her shoe at me once because I was beating her at ping-pong. She hit me in the face.
    I loled.
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    Would be better if the guy tried to shoot him with a bow and arrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    I swear it looks like the secret service guy in the front row is just watching. Good to know he had time to bend down get his second shoe and fire off another good shot.
    Poor Obama must be pissing his pants by now.
    which one is the secret service guy?
    and maybe he was keeping it secret

    all i see is a bunch of iraq dudes going "wtf dude! you'll get us all killed. remember what he did to saddam."
    You can only see him quick in this video, check out the utube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIj0YvDBKE
    Hashahahhah the regular secret service guy heard of the trip to iraq and took his vacation days

    i'll add to my bad joke
    all i see is a bunch of iraq dudes going "wtf dude! you'll get us all killed. remember what he did to saddam and he had armies, tanks and missiles. shit! all we have is thirty--sorry twenty nine pairs of shoes."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toadstool
    Would be better if the guy tried to shoot him with a bow and arrow.
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    Bill O'Reily said they were celebrating this guy over in Iraq. Can anyone verify this?
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    Bill O'Reily said they were celebrating this guy over in Iraq. Can anyone verify this?
    i have no reason to doubt it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Bill O'Reily said they were celebrating this guy over in Iraq. Can anyone verify this?
    r u joking or srs

    some parts of iraq were celebrating/calling for the journalists' release.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Bill O'Reily said they were celebrating this guy ALL OVER THE WORLD. Can anyone verify this?
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    I don't see why anyone would be celebrating the guy. he had his chance to hit Bush in the face with a shoe and he failed. miserably.
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