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    Default Happy Birthday Swiggy! NSFW... ldorrrr



    compliments of sarahisnifty

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    as the entire sarahisnifty fan club views the link ldo.

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    1) IRC spams her window
    2) Ask for happy birthday song for me
    3) People offer money on PS
    4) She shows sign that she said some degen offered $200 for
    5) She draws sign
    6) She reshows it so we can screen capture
    7) I'm thoroughly amused
    8) She misses easily $30 in value by ignoring "what's your PS SN" comments
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    bad picture of her smile though, she has a beautiful smile imo.

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    Lol, they're at a 2c/4c table with her.
    Stacks buys in for $15k, she goes "who the fuck buys in for $15k and completely obsesses with this.
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    Happy Birthday Mr. McSwiggans!
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    happy birthday adam
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    happy bday dude! hope you have a good one!
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    BTW, if you ship me (swiggidy) $5 on stars I'll do a shot and post a pic. The precedent has been set.

    If you want to ship more we'd need to discuss terms.
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    Happy Birthday Adam. Make sure you do at least 2 shots for me pwning you in all of the major college sports. hehehehe
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    swiggidy-giggidy-goo!
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    GOT ANOTHER!!!

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    sperm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    sperm?
    i was thinking balloons.
    (10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
    (10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
    (10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    OMG I missed that one ;(
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    sperm?

    Don't deny teh love
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    Edited for fix!
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    yo haaaaaaaaaaappy birthday! shipping $5 tomorrow get your camera ready
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    she wrote "Birtday" so obv corrected...

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    This one was a fail. She wrote the wrong name.

    (10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
    (10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
    (10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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    Haha this is awesome.

    Happy happy swiggster, have a good one!
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    where are the boobies? happy b-day
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    Happy Birthday Swigg ! ! ! !


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    NSFW, NSFW!!! Mark it, dude.
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    Happy B-day Swig!
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    hahaha looks like i've missed out on irc madness today!

    happy birthday swig!
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    Happy birthday swig!

    Wersman please send me girl number 2's name and address thanks.
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    with sprinkles on top swig, just how you like them

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    swiggers, i cant wish you happy birfday because you're like peter pan to me. If you age, it ruins the fantasy.
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    HAPPY 30TH!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    Happy birthday swig!

    Wersman please send me girl number 2's name and address thanks.
    i'll take #1's while your at it.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    oh and happy bday swiggs!!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    hahaha stax so epic
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    .. This is what I do instead of grinding.
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    swiggidy i love you

    ps im cheesing
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    who the fuck are these chicks? Im so confused..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    who the fuck are these chicks? Im so confused..
    Random intarweb chicks with intense attention deficits.
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    lol awesome.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    HAPPY 30TH!!!
    FAIL

    Thanks everyone. The bar was dark yesterday and I only had my camera phone so I'll post shot pics next weekend (joint celebration thingy).

    Watching the cavs stomp on boston was awesome.
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    Happy bday swiggs, I'm gonna rape youz when we meet up in vegas
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