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  1. 05-23-2007 12:06 PM #1
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  2. 05-23-2007 12:15 PM #2
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  5. 05-23-2007 12:57 PM #5
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    Prostitution Obv
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    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  6. 05-23-2007 01:18 PM #6
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  7. 05-23-2007 01:30 PM #7
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  8. 05-23-2007 01:39 PM #8
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  9. 05-23-2007 02:13 PM #9
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  10. 05-23-2007 02:53 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
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  11. 05-23-2007 03:05 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
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    at least you have the internet.
    FYP?
    FYP?
    FYP?
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  12. 05-23-2007 03:20 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    thanks guys
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  13. 05-23-2007 03:24 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
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    at least you have the internet.
    FYP?
    FYP?
    FYP.
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  14. 05-23-2007 03:30 PM #14
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    Whats the story?
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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  15. 05-23-2007 03:39 PM #15
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    There's a big french guy named Jeanne Pierre down at the muffin shop. He'll take you in.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  16. 05-23-2007 04:02 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    There's a big french guy named Jeanne Pierre down at the muffin shop. He'll take you in.
    Damn, dude, I didn't know you were French.....
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  17. 05-23-2007 04:45 PM #17
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    Lets turn this into a beat thread.

    Last weekend a bunch of people I know are going to be in a club. Im 18 (underage) but have a (bad) fake id. Me a friend go to an alley to piss before we go into the nightclub line up. As we leave these cops yell at me to ask what i was doing in the alley. I tell him I was just chillen with my friend. Asshole british cop tells me he was watching me from up the block and saw me taking a piss on the dumpster out back. He tells me if I told him the truth, there would've been no trouble, but since I lied about it he's gonna give me a ticket. I'm pissed off and drunk, but kinof keep my composure. Cop lectures me and writes up my ticket for "urinating". The cop finishes writing the ticket and is telling me how to pay or appeal, but before he can finish his sentence I interrupt him and say "just give me my ticket." The cop tells me I have an attitude problem, but no additional damage and we leave. So now I have a $100 ticket for peeing, but the night still has exciting implications. My friend that was also peeing got no ticket..?

    Anyways, we go into the nightclub lineup, and its pretty packed. We get to the bouncer, and sure enough he not only rejects my ID, but confiscates it. I tell him i'll "do anything to get it back." He asks for $40, and I tell him no fucking way. The ID is not great, it works to get into strip clubs or low key bars etc. but is sketchy to get into more popular joints. I'll be 19 in a couple weeks anywas.

    Night ends by getting rejected at another bar, because I now have no ID, but another friend somehow sneeks me through a back door. Get wasted and go home.

    Share your beats.
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  18. 05-23-2007 05:39 PM #18
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  19. 05-24-2007 12:10 PM #19
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  20. 05-24-2007 01:05 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
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    What's the story?
    FYP
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  21. 05-24-2007 02:03 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
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    What's the story.
    FYP?
    sigh...

    FYFYP?
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  22. 05-24-2007 04:03 PM #22
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  23. 05-24-2007 04:50 PM #23
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  24. 05-24-2007 10:08 PM #24
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  25. 05-24-2007 10:29 PM #25
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    the fyping is confusing me.

    why are you homeless sir?

    My br has gotten very close to busto since Ive signed my lease. Im half way through the lease now and starting school with 23k/yr tuition. Livin on the edge is fun.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  26. 05-25-2007 06:43 AM #26
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    yeah i had to cash out my entire bankroll too, to pay for my ridiculously expensive postgrad course.

    and since i'm doing journalism there'll be no job at the end of it all anyway.

    I am not looking forward to going back to $25 NL.

    anyway, what was the original point?
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  27. 05-27-2007 01:43 AM #27
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  28. 01-13-2009 02:49 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
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    What's the story.
    From wut I hear... he borrowed $200 and then... idk... prolly busto again.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  29. 01-13-2009 03:00 PM #29
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    nutsinho is busto? Is it so?
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  30. 01-13-2009 03:07 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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    you mean it isn't so that nutsinho is busto? Way to go Nutsinho!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    just to complete my results i won a little less than 350k from tournament poker; only had half of my action in the 570k WSOP score for 285k. So i won a little less than 1.1M in 2008 from poker after having 0$ and a $200 loan from my girlfriend with about two weeks to go in 2007. thanks renton for running my hands through holdem manager!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    just to complete my results i won a little less than 350k from tournament poker; only had half of my action in the 570k WSOP score for 285k. So i won a little less than 1.1M in 2008 from poker after having 0$ and a $200 loan from my girlfriend with about two weeks to go in 2007. thanks renton for running my hands through holdem manager!
    I'd suggest coaching by rilla.... see stickies.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    just to complete my results i won a little less than 350k from tournament poker; only had half of my action in the 570k WSOP score for 285k. So i won a little less than 1.1M in 2008 from poker after having 0$ and a $200 loan from my girlfriend with about two weeks to go in 2007. thanks renton for running my hands through holdem manager!
    I'd suggest coaching by rilla.... see stickies.
    and bankroll management.....don't forget bankroll management.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    just to complete my results i won a little less than 350k from tournament poker; only had half of my action in the 570k WSOP score for 285k. So i won a little less than 1.1M in 2008 from poker after having 0$ and a $200 loan from my girlfriend with about two weeks to go in 2007. thanks renton for running my hands through holdem manager!
    I'd suggest coaching by rilla.... see stickies.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Did you dump your gf for a model when you got rich?
    No, I'm pretty sure it's the same girl. He wouldn't even introduce her to me when I saw him at the airport in the Bahamas and walked over to say hi. Such a life fish.
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