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    Default Hi everyone

    New to the forum, greetings to all.
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    bigred's Avatar
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    Please read forum stickies and post messages in appropriate forums or edit your post to say "Hi I'm new, what poker rooms do people play in?"

    For better chance of survival, edit post to say "Bigred is my daddy and I accidentally him"
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Isn't Swiggidy on deck to haze this rookie?
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Swiggidy has little time to haze the rookie
    He's busy on his phone trying to get nookie
    Instead of sending her a text that would please
    He sent one saying "Hey baby, $1 grilled cheese"
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    himself fucker.
    your words are full of fail
    the sun hates you, face so pale
    It's 4 lines that makes this post legit?
    I'm 6 syllabuls from saying fck it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Swiggidy has little time to haze the rookie
    He's busy on his phone trying to get nookie
    Instead of sending her a text that would please
    He sent one saying "Hey baby, $1 grilled cheese"
    This man has talent.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Red can speak in rhymes we know that to be true
    The words he posts today show that through and through
    Alas if his poker skillz were as good as his prose
    on the tables he would have more highs than lows
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    I demand every poem use this as the last line:

    "lol see yous on the felt"

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