home depot scam

[triumphant cracker]

Hey, here's a “heads up” for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever Scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite a learning experience. Don’t be naive enough to think “It couldn’t happen to you!”

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also on July 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.


So be careful.

[Luco]

Any money or credit cards in your wallet? Was it an expensive wallet?

[Reidak]

i thought this was going to be the scam where you buy something, do a job; and then return the tool for a refund instead of renting it

[a500lbgorilla]

I drove them from a Home Depot in Pittsburgh to a Home Depot in St. Louis.

[triumphant cracker]

i thought this was going to be the scam where you buy something, do a job; and then return the tool for a refund instead of renting it

ha..i used to do that when i was setting up office depot's storage doors on their shelves...we would get two ladders and then return them three days later saying the boss said its the wrong size and then fly to another town and do it all over again......suckers.

[OneEyeLefty]

Looks like I am moving to a Home Depot parking lot. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[BennyLaRue]

Whatever, this is old news. I get there at 7am sharp. I hate the idea of being the 45th guy that day to get his wallet stolen.

[flomo]

i told them chicks they couldn't have a ride but gave the 2 fellas that helped me load my VW a ride to the next HD

[Taicho]

Sorry to hear about your wallets. I would recommend just bringing enough cash to buy your supplies.

[Silly String]

Haha, the jokes on them. It was a fair trade for those old velcro wallets I still have from my youth.
On second thought, I guess the fairness will depend on the results of that herp test next week.

[GatorJH]

All,
these are very serious crimes that are being perpetrated by these individuals. I have been working with various law enforcement agencies for quite a while now and am asking for your help. If you see either of the below suspects please send them to my house as quickly as possible. There will be a reward for your assistance and if you send both the reward will be even better.

[Jack Sawyer]

keeping about $30 to $50 in your wallet, and you can probably do this at least 5x a week.

[a500lbgorilla]

if not for my impossible need to constantly have rare, albino, bearskinned wallets. They try to sell me polar bear, but I can tell.

[boost]

if not for my impossible need to constantly have rare, albino, bearskinned wallets. They try to sell me polar bear, but I can tell.

how sir, how can you tell? Do tell, just how you can tell.

[BennyLaRue]

Gotta go to Home Depot today. Wish me luck.

[bode]

lowes >>>>>>>>>>>> home depot even with this scam.

[triumphant cracker]

drive safe!!!!

[bigred]

lowes >>>>>>>>>>>> home depot even with this scam.

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