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  1. 05-14-2009 04:45 PM #1
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    Default Cake Farts {NSFW NSFW NSFW}

    i'm really immature - but this is too fkin funny

    www.cakefarts.com

    youtube reactions are funny too.

    If you don't laugh theres something wrong with you. if you fap you need help....


    ** EDIT - REMEMBER TO ADD {NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}

    this might not even be allowed, idk **
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  2. 05-14-2009 05:16 PM #2
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    this was odd the first time i watched it. It's still odd. To each his own i suppose

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  4. 05-14-2009 05:24 PM #4
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  5. 05-14-2009 05:25 PM #5
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  6. 05-14-2009 05:26 PM #6
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    Default Re: Cake Farts {NSFW NSFW NSFW}

    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    i'm really immature - but this is too fkin funny

    www.cakefarts.com

    youtube reactions are funny too.

    If you don't laugh theres something wrong with you. if you fap you need help....


    ** EDIT - REMEMBER TO ADD {NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}{NSFW NSFW NSFW}

    this might not even be allowed, idk **
    doh! sorry. v NSFW!!! but funny as fuck!
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  7. 05-14-2009 05:32 PM #7
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    That's hot!
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  8. 05-14-2009 05:44 PM #8
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    this is old.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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  9. 05-14-2009 05:48 PM #9
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    Can you make a newer version then chelle?
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  11. 05-14-2009 06:36 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Can you make a newer version then chelle?
    There's no way I would do that to a cake. It's the woman part of me that thinks that wasting a perfectly good cake should get you ten lashings.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    fap fap fap fap fap

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  14. 05-14-2009 08:12 PM #14
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    I laughed.


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    Looked like decent icing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Can you make a newer version then chelle?
    There's no way I would do that to a cake. It's the woman part of me that thinks that wasting a perfectly good cake should get you ten lashings.
    Because if you do then you have to go back to the kitchen to make another?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Can you make a newer version then chelle?
    There's no way I would do that to a cake. It's the woman part of me that thinks that wasting a perfectly good cake should get you ten lashings.
    Well, then at least make a video of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Can you make a newer version then chelle?
    There's no way I would do that to a cake. It's the woman part of me that thinks that wasting a perfectly good cake should get you ten lashings.
    Because if you do then you have to go back to the kitchen to make another?
    stacks, ur funny is like ur poker game since coming to ftr, much improved

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    For when cake just isnt sexy enough, I present:

    http://www.cakefarts.com/meatloaf/
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  23. 05-15-2009 12:41 AM #23
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    THE CAKE IS A LIE!
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    Out of curiosity does anyone mind if your gf's fart in front of you?

    I would seriously consider karate chopping mine in the back of the head if she blew ass infront of me.
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  25. 05-15-2009 01:43 AM #25
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    i fart in front of my girl nearly constantly...but if she breaks the wind in my presence i discipline her with a good cock slapping
    do the right thing.
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    Looked like decent icing.
    that's one of those cheap but delicious pepperidge farm cakes....
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    my gf fell asleep on the sofa....and let out a thunder clapper of a fart.... she jumped out of her skin and I nearly died from laughing.

    GF farting once ina while is funny, if girlfriend kept doing smelly farts, not so much fun....

    vag farts during/after sex are always funny....
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    I was waiting for a climax after all that build up (shooting chocolate, something!) and it never got there.
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    thanks for ruining two minutes of my life.

    This gets my vote for worst thread of the year/century/ever.
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