Round 11: iopq vrs rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

One is the most handsome commune moderator since fishstick. The other thinks that being literate has a liberal bias. Both are much worse than hitler or the atom bomb.

Let's vote it out! Loser is banned.

[Stacks]

voted.

[a500lbgorilla]

You voted improperly!

[Micro2Macro]

is a poll even necessary?

[bigspenda73]

easiest decision I've made all day

[Halv]

I r dum. Are we voting for the worse or best poster? Is the loser the one with the least or the most posts?

I think I fucked up when I voted rilla. What I want is ban iopq.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ

[speedcake]

it says loser is banned, i assume the loser would have the least votes. but assumptions are like farts i guess, everyone can make em.

[XTR1000]

so close

If you ban me, who will provide the forum with quality trap avatars?

[givememyleg]

rilla u worded it stupid i voted for iopq

rilla u worded it stupid i voted for iopq

[a500lbgorilla]

it says loser is banned, i assume the loser would have the least votes. but assumptions are like farts i guess, everyone can make em.

I had a professor who used to say if you have a question, don't ask. Make the necessary assumptions and move on.

It's tied!

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm banning someone tonight. Best to get our affairs in order, iopq.

[jyms]

I'm still not sure how I was supposed to vote. I definitely think I voted wrong

[flomo]

ban both.

[WillburForce]

i voted rilla cause I'm not sure what I'm voting for but 12 each just looks pretty.

ban both.

if we get a tie I'd sacrifice myself for the good of the cause as long as rilla is banned

[mcatdog]

ban both.

This. I voted for iopq so the results would be tied.

[Micro2Macro]

ill save my vote till the last minute

[GatorJH]

rilla u worded it stupid i voted for iopq

this

[a500lbgorilla]

ban both.

if we get a tie I'd sacrifice myself for the good of the cause as long as rilla is banned

Agreed, so long as flomo is banned with us.

[GatorJH]

ban both.

if we get a tie I'd sacrifice myself for the good of the cause as long as rilla is banned

Agreed, so long as flomo is banned with us.

and pelion is lynched. don't forget that.

[bigred]

Yes, a tie is what we need. Give me the commune...muahahahahaha

[BennyLaRue]

I wanted to vote for Gore, but I ended up voting Pat Buchanan, wtf?!?

[surviva316]

rilla u worded it stupid i voted for iopq

this

standard floridian, obv.

[a500lbgorilla]

A final note for iopq.

Remember when I said you were dumb? It's because I know those like you, those cut of the same cloth. I'm not judging, you're clearly flesh and blood. You can think the same things as me, we can feel the same feelings. But there is one important difference.

I can lose. I almost love losing. I know that people are almost always wrong. Your bosses, your teachers, your wufwugys, your yous and mes. We just aren't built to be right. We need crutches to be right. Calculators, laws, theories with repeatable results… luxuries not available for the common man with better things to do, not available in politics, in religion, in economics… not available in bullshit.

But when you say that higher education has a liberal bias because polls show that XY% of professors self-identify themselves as liberals, I see the inner workings. The same moving cogs that run in my conservative father, the same cogs that I see in myself. Rah, rah, rah, team, team, team.

When I said you were 4 years away from understanding anything I said, you should know that though the figure was a guess, you know inside yourself that if I disagreed with you, you would feel that rush of "no fuck you!" and begin your counter-argument. It’s seductive to gut your opponent. It’s fun to silently high-five those of like mind as they insult those from the other side. It’s hard to take that gulp, go white-faced and feel that sensation that “I was wrong?”

Though I am going to be holier than thou for a quick minute, you should know that I identify with you. The teacher, ahead of the curve, guiding others to what we know is right. I saw your “What mistake did my opponent make” thread. Nice.

And I know that you need to go. You’re no good for this forum and frankly the fewer of us around, the better.

You’ll be banned at noon tomorrow. This thread was my way at hinting that you were on your way out. I went through the appropriate channels and I am banning you from FTR.

For the record guys, the worst person nets the most votes and is the loser.

Good bye and good luck, iopq.

[Warpe]

For the record guys, the worst person nets the most votes and is the loser.

[a500lbgorilla]

its the which is worse vrs system that spoon debuted. You vote for who you want banned. I didn't care about the results. I knew iopq was going to be banned before I made the thread. Sorry for the confusion, but it netted me a lot of laughs.

[OP]

For the record guys, the worst person nets the most votes and is the loser.

it's been fun knowing ya

[a500lbgorilla]

Rigged!

Rigged!

yeah because you switched the names, I used to be on the bottom

[a500lbgorilla]

I thought it was a clever joke.

[jyms]

[daven]

its the which is worse vrs system that spoon debuted. You vote for who you want banned. I didn't care about the results. I knew iopq was going to be banned before I made the thread. Sorry for the confusion, but it netted me a lot of laughs.

one big level?

ps what are the odds that this is all due to 'rilla still being upset that he got sexually aroused over the trannie-porn avatar

[a500lbgorilla]

I guess. I only ran the poll for fun. It was this or a polite and respectful private message.

[Halv]

It's noon in Seoul, gogogo!

[a500lbgorilla]

It's high noon for all our souls.

[OP]

What did he do? Just being annoying?

[a500lbgorilla]

Yah, he was banned for career suckage.

[daven]

Yah, he was banned for career suckage.

then this is pretty stupid, I'm sure his trannie-porn avatars give great head

[bikes]

Praise Lee!

[speedcake]

head......asplode

[oskar]

This is retarded.

You may not like him, but he went from micros to being a 100NL reg faster than most, he has a decent winrate, he understands the game, and he has never been really unpleasant.
If you'd go ahead and ban all the people who suck more at poker than iopq, then this place would go really quiet pretty quick.

And even if he was a busto micro donk, there's still no reason to ban him. He has his blog on here, he has contributed a lot to the forum - some of it useful... I could go on how I appreciate his approach more than that of many of the more respected members, but that's beside the point.
There was no reason to ban him in the first place.

I call for an unban.

[oskar]

Plus he owes me $10.

[jyms]

remove the unban call Oskar in your previous post and I will ship $12. This is bigger than just $10.

[oskar]

I noes maff, I iz pro.

No, I really don't care for that kind of stuff. Iopq is being a good sport about it, but it's no fun being thrown out of a community... especially for no good reasons.

[JKDS]

+1 agree with oskar.

[BennyLaRue]

E-drama is so much more fun than regular drama.

Did I say fun? I meant lame.

[Stacks]

It was pretty obvious why he was banned... He was a wolf!! And rilla's plan worked, and we found 2 other wolves. Lynch/Ban Oskar and JKDS!!!

[flomo]

It was pretty obvious why he was banned... He was a wolf!! And rilla's plan worked, and we found 2 other wolves. Lynch/Ban Oskar and JKDS!!!

POTY

[surviva316]

can't really decide if this is a level or not, but since some others have thrown their hat in the ring, would just like to point out that the BC is gonna be pretty terrible without iopq. amount of actual advice that should be listened to is gonna be halved and the amount of useful discussion is gonna take a severe hit.

[daven]

can't really decide if this is a level or not, but since some others have thrown their hat in the ring, would just like to point out that the BC is gonna be pretty terrible without iopq. amount of actual advice that should be listened to is gonna be halved and the amount of useful discussion is gonna take a severe hit.

[BooG690]

Wait, IOPQ seriously got banned? Why? I almost feel he got banned after disagreeing with a few things in the God thread. Granted, his arguments were retarded, but that's no reason to ban anybody. Additionally, he was never malicious to anyone (I can probably think of others who should get banned that pretty much come off as assholes...especially to noobs).

Unban IOPQ

Lynch JKDS

[Micro2Macro]

I don't get it

[griffey24]

Wait, IOPQ seriously got banned? Why? I almost feel he got banned after disagreeing with a few things in the God thread. Granted, his arguments were retarded, but that's no reason to ban anybody. Additionally, he was never malicious to anyone (I can probably think of others who should get banned that pretty much come off as assholes...especially to noobs).

[b]Unban IOPQ

[a500lbgorilla]

I'll make a public and clarify announcement tonight at 10 pm.

Don't lose your hats, boys.

[BooG690]

I'll make a public and clarify announcement tonight at 10 pm.

Don't lose your hats, boys.

Good thing the internet doesn't have time zones.

[BennyLaRue]

At 10pm I'm expecting you to tear off iopq's mask only to reveal Old Man Withers, who has been touching teen trannies in the old amusement park.

"I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for the Liberal teachers!", he'll cry.

[Halv]

It's probably 10pm in Seoul! gogogo

[dranger7070]

One hour to go..., assuming EST lolz.

[bikes]

I SAY GOD IS DEAD!

[Stacks]

DogIsHead wat?

[Ash256]

Wtf is going on in the commune these days, I don't get it

someone's been putting some weird shit in the water cooler

[BooG690]

I'd like to take the blame for starting the God thread.

[bikes]

shoulda realized no one would get that reference

[Halv]

[zook]

I'll make a public and clarify announcement tonight at 10 pm.

I hope you're announcing a party to celebrate iopq's banning.

[JoeHaw]

shoulda realized no one would get that reference

the crucible ldo and for what its worth iopqs been pretty helpful to me- but I dunno if this is a joke or if there's a good reason im unaware of so I'm looking forward to the clarification

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm here. I've still got to digest everything before I make a statement.

[BooG690]

I think it's something really big...like iopq was some crazy bot sent from...somewhere.

Actually, I have my own crazy theory as to what happened to iopq...but who wants to start stupid rumors?

[kiwiMark]

This shit's better than Lost.

[surviva316]

iopq touched little boys in the BC.

sorry i had to blow the whistle on that one

[BennyLaRue]

I heard he stoled $43 and a pound of salami from bode.

[Halv]

I heard bode gave him the salami.