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Christians vs Vegetarians (NSFW)
I am asking FTR to settle something that I have been torn on forever. Which are worse: Christians or Vegetarians?
Argument against Christians:
 Originally Posted by Mickey Mouse
You think god is in control here, haha? I am in control. I’ve been in control since the ’50s in case you haven’t noticed, haha. You 3 faggots are going on stage [Jonas Brothers], and you 3 faggots [South Park guys] aren’t gonna’ stop me. Nobody is ruining this event, haha! I have worked too long and too hard to have anybody fuck this up. [Kenny turns up the mic volume, so everyone can hear what Mouse is saying] Where would you be without me Jonas Brothers, haha? Your music sucks and you know it, haha! It’s because you make little girls ginies tickle, and when little girls ginies tickle, I make money, haha. And that’s because little girls are fucking stupid, haha. And the purity rings make it ok to do whatever I want, haha. Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to figure out I’m selling sex to their daughters. I’ve made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now, haha. And do you know why? Because Christians are retarded, haha! They believe in a talking dead guy, haha!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8n...ian_shortfilms
Argument against Vegetarians:
They don't eat meat.
Soooo which are worse?
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