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  1. 08-19-2009 02:14 AM #1
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    Post people who you want to die in a grease fire, literally or figuratively.

    I'll start. Brett Favre. Skip Bayless. Dennis Miller. A cop on a motorcycle. Bobcat Goldthwaite (JK WTF).

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    its a lil late, but Id still take some joy in it happening to W.
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    I don't think I'd want him to DIAGF, but I'd like someone to beat the shit out of Skip Bayless and knock that smug look off of his face. I can't stand that guy.

    DIAGF? W. and Cheney would be a good start. It's late, I'll think of more later.


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    I know a lot of ppl hate Skip Bayless, but he hates so many people I hate that I end up liking him.
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    Spenda, Woody Paige, W., everyone who didn't vote Shannon Sharpe into the HOF as a first time balloter, Spenda, those kids who bullied me in middle school, and high school, that jerk that stole all of my CD's at the State Tournament, Jackson Hendrickson, Osama Bin Laden, Spenda, anyone who's ever made fun of my giant birthmark on my head, all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
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    Galen Weston, that smug, rich grocery bastard monkerfucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    Spenda, Woody Paige, W., everyone who didn't vote Shannon Sharpe into the HOF as a first time balloter, Spenda, those kids who bullied me in middle school, and high school, that jerk that stole all of my CD's at the State Tournament, Jackson Hendrickson, Osama Bin Laden, Spenda, anyone who's ever made fun of my giant birthmark on my head, all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
    You have a giant birthmark on your head? Freak.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
    Why do they look at you like you're a scab, spenda and Ghandi? Is it always in that order?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
    Why do they look at you like you're a scab, spenda and Ghandi? Is it always in that order?
    Because I have a giant freaky birthmark on my forehead. ya big jerk.
    Also yes. Spenda(x3), then Ghandi.
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    all the women who I've tried to have a decent conversation with and look at me like I'm a scab, spenda, and Ghandi.
    Why do they look at you like you're a scab, spenda and Ghandi? Is it always in that order?
    Because I have a giant freaky birthmark on my forehead. ya big jerk.
    Sure, that explains the scab (rude bitches!). But then why do they look at you like you're spenda and then Ghandi?

    You're also a skinny, pacifist, Jewish Texan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Galen Weston, that smug, rich grocery bastard monkerfucker.
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    President's Choice brand grease, pls.

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    I'm a little alarmed benny knows I'm Jewish and from Texas, that's pretty epic observation/memory skills imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I'm a little alarmed benny knows I'm Jewish and from Texas, that's pretty epic observation/memory skills imo.
    Really? If it makes you feel better, that's all I know about you. That and you seem to like basketball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Spenda likes dirty talk on aim.
    Interesting. *adds it to the file*

    More, more! I'll stalk all of you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I'm a little alarmed benny knows I'm Jewish and from Texas, that's pretty epic observation/memory skills imo.
    You're a Jew from Texas?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I'm a little alarmed benny knows I'm Jewish and from Texas, that's pretty epic observation/memory skills imo.
    You're a Jew from Texas?!
    Git a rope....
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