I've been helping this "schya" guy from ftr/irc with poker right, then I message him on AIM and it's his gf at the computer, we say hi how are you etc and then this happens:

Schya (AIM): so do you think he is going to get good at poker?/
spoonitnow: idk but i hear frequent oral sex helps to speed up the process of learning so you might want to try that

Just felt like sharing.