Clash of Titans: Volume Prop ITT

[Donachello]

Me and spoonitwhen? NOW! have decided to make a volume prop for the month of September. The terms are as follows:

*The bet starts at 12:00am September 1st and ends at 11:59pm September 30th.
*Participants must play a minimum of 75,000 hands during this time.
*The main bet is $75 1:1 with the money splitting if both spoon and I hit the hand mark.
*There is a side bet of $25 for the most hands played during this month.
*Barring unforeseen circumstances (ie. death in a family) there are no mandatory buyout clauses; though offers will be heard.
*We will not use an escrow cause spoon's role is tiny like his chode.
*Because one of us will be on FTP who caps tables @ 16 we are going to make an extra stipulation that says a players multitable ratio must be 14 or lower.

Obviously periodical updates will be posted for all you fans out there and hopefully no busto garfs.

[spoonitnow]

A free $25 plus freerolling another $75. Sweet.

Also I have another September prop bet against philly in this thread: http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...et-182082.html

[spoonitnow]

Also no time machines allowed.

[Donachello]

Oh, in respect for spoon's weak willed self. I won't be playing any RUSH poker as that would make shipping this LOL-easy

[spoonitnow]

The last time I was in a volume prop, the guy quit. On day 2.

[spoonitnow]

Oh, in respect for spoon's weak willed self. I won't be playing any RUSH poker as that would make shipping this LOL-easy

[BooG690]

I'm betting Spoon wins. Any takers?

[Imthenewfish]

I'm betting Spoon wins. Any takers?

Odds?

[daven]

i wanna sign up for free money too

[spoonitnow]

Hey DC I'll let you buy out for $99 by September 10th.

[Donachello]

Lulz I'll let you buy out for the full amount just to save yourself the shame

[kingnat]

I'll take spoon giving 1.5 to 1 up to $50.

[spoonitnow]

<DCwork> you're probably going to have to hit around 100K hands to win the $25
<@spoonitnow> is that all?

[spoonitnow]

got a song dedicated to you by snoop YouTube - Snoop Dogg Dissin Lil wayne featuring young jeezy

[spoonitnow]

if you're looking for me you can find me in level 8-4 cuz i'm a fuckin boss

[spoonitnow]

[08:10] <@spoonitnow> ahahahahahahahahahaha
[08:10] <@spoonitnow> 80 hours?
[08:10] <@spoonitnow> are you fucking shitting me
[08:11] <@spoonitnow> 75k hands?
[08:11] <@spoonitnow> ROFLMAO
[08:11] <@spoonitnow> man
[08:11] <@spoonitnow> DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THEFUCK I AM
[08:14] <@spoonitnow> I'M SPOON IT MOTHERFUCKING NOW, BITCH

[spoonitnow]

[10:05] <@spoonitnow> i'll let you buy out by the end of today for $10
[10:06] <DC> naw :P
[10:06] <DC> I want you to push yourself
[10:06] <DC> ^_^
[10:06] <DC> otherwise you'll just lazy freeroll the 75K
[10:06] <@spoonitnow> then you should have made the bet for 150k

[spoonitnow]

After 3 days, 10442. Barely played today, lots of crazy stuff happened, so got in less than 1500 hands.

[PlayToWin]

After 3 days, 10442. Barely played today, lots of crazy stuff happened, so got in less than 1500 hands.

After Spoon crushes the Mutant Ninja Turtle, he'll tell us wtf spooning it now means. Or not.

[Icanhastreebet]

<@spoonitnow> 12 hours
<@spoonitnow> you
<DC> around the same
<@spoonitnow> i meant today

[rpm]

<@spoonitnow> 12 hours
<@spoonitnow> you
<DC> around the same
<@spoonitnow> i meant today

i laughed out loud in real life

[spoonitnow]

Donachello bought out of the entire bet for $25 today.

/thread