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  1. 07-29-2010 06:14 PM #1
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    Default Marry, fuck, kill...

    You know the rules

    Sarah Palin





    Michelle Malkin





    Megyn Kelly



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  2. 07-29-2010 06:49 PM #2
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    kelly- fuck, then kill
    malkin- kill while fucking
    palin- kill, then fuck
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  3. 07-29-2010 06:50 PM #3
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    kill sarah
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    marry michelle
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  4. 07-29-2010 06:55 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    kill sarah
    fuck megyn
    marry michelle
    Definitely this.
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  5. 07-29-2010 06:57 PM #5
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    fuck palin
    kill the azn
    marry the blonde
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  6. 07-29-2010 07:03 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    fuck palin
    kill the azn
    marry the blonde
    Snap agree. also lol @ supa
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  7. 07-29-2010 07:17 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    kill sarah
    fuck megyn
    marry michelle
    ezgame.
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  8. 07-29-2010 07:27 PM #8
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    kill the stupid teabagger whore
    fuck the stupid asian whore
    marry the stupid blonde whore
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  9. 07-29-2010 07:37 PM #9
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    Marry Michelle Malkin?! Are you insane? This bitch isn't just stupid like Palin. Stupid you can live with; rich stupid you can marry.

    It's tough between fuck or kill Malkin.

    I need to find a coin to flip.
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    You can't kill Palin, you'll just martyr her. I'd rather just ride the republican puppet gravy train and play along.

    I'll kill Kelly because she's doing that stupid "uh, guys it's common sense that we're right and they're wrong." bit way too much.

    Fuck Malkin because I'd want to hurt her meaning it'll be great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    kelly- fuck, then kill
    malkin- kill while fucking
    palin- kill, then fuck
    lol
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  12. 07-29-2010 07:51 PM #12
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    Say herro to your new wife boys

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  13. 07-29-2010 07:58 PM #13
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  14. 07-29-2010 08:10 PM #14
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  15. 07-29-2010 08:19 PM #15
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    no they just vote for him
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  16. 07-29-2010 09:25 PM #16
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    kill palin

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    fuck blonde
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    wait what the fuck bankitdrew, why'd you go and change the order of the pictures.

    I meant kill palin, fuck asian, marry blonde.
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  18. 07-29-2010 11:38 PM #18
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  19. 07-30-2010 01:32 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post

    I meant kill palin, fuck asian, marry blonde.

    I think this is the most logical.
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  20. 08-02-2010 01:09 PM #20
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    Fuck all three, marry any of them randomly, kill myself.
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  21. 08-02-2010 08:58 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    kelly- fuck, then kill
    malkin- kill while fucking
    palin- kill, then fuck
    /thread, i lold
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  22. 08-03-2010 01:26 AM #22
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    kill, marry, fuck .... meh

    which one would you reproduce with?
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  23. 08-03-2010 01:34 AM #23
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    marry fuck and and kill palin


    fuck and kill asiam, she looks soullesss so the killing would not be as satisfying as the others

    fuck and kill blonde
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  24. 08-03-2010 10:48 AM #24
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  25. 08-03-2010 10:13 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    marry fuck and and kill palin


    fuck and kill asiam, she looks soullesss so the killing would not be as satisfying as the others

    fuck and kill blonde
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  26. 08-04-2010 11:19 AM #26
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    This one's soso easy. Marry the AZN, fuck Palin, kill the blonde.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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  27. 08-04-2010 11:43 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    This one's soso easy. Marry the AZN, fuck Palin, kill the blonde.
    WTF, did you not SEE the pic wufwudgy posted?



    Now imagine that face saying these things, because they will:

    - "You take out the garbage now!"
    - "You put the couch in a stupid place with your stupid head!"
    - "You don't make enough money for me to bring my family here! You are a disgrace!"
    - "Your penis is shit!"*

    * - Well, let's be honest...she wouldn't say that to me, but she'd say it to you.
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  28. 08-04-2010 11:50 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post

    If I marry her, does mouth stay open, waiting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    If I marry her, does mouth stay open, waiting?
    Even if it does, those teeth are like a guillotine. I couldn't take the stress of waiting and not really being sure if the thing is staying open...
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  30. 08-04-2010 03:13 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    If I marry her, does mouth stay open, waiting?
    Of course it does. Everybody knows marriage = sex
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  31. 08-04-2010 05:15 PM #31
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    Promise to marry them all, fuck them all, sneak out, go home, drink beer and play poker! I ain't going to prison for no bitch!
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