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Which do you bang? (NSFW)

View Poll Results: Which do you bang?

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  • Vagina Man

    2 11.11%

  • Dick Chick

    16 88.89%
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  1. 10-24-2010 08:03 PM #1
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    Default Which do you bang? (NSFW)

    Super NSFW. Pee pee and hoo hoo and all that stuff UG learned about at the amusement park when he was 12

    http://i.imgur.com/fd8Ie.jpg
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  2. 10-24-2010 08:07 PM #2
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    haahahha ur fucked in the head

    dont want to be the first (and possibly the only) one to vote, but w/e no shame here id fuck the dick chick over the vagina man ....
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  3. 10-24-2010 08:09 PM #3
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    Switch the heads as well and this gets easier. I can handle no tits and muscles on most real women, but not that face on that body. Why does the chick have to have a bigger dick than me???
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  4. 10-24-2010 08:17 PM #4
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    Dick chick, ldo.
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  5. 10-24-2010 08:57 PM #5
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    dick chick by an absolute country mile
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  6. 10-24-2010 09:07 PM #6
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    dick chick its not close.

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  7. 10-24-2010 09:23 PM #7
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  8. 10-24-2010 09:43 PM #8
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    I get them to do each other and then sit there looking like this:

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  9. 10-25-2010 04:45 AM #9
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    I saw VM in a documentary, he was tryin so hard to be manly but lolfailed
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  10. 10-25-2010 05:06 AM #10
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    obv dick chick if I'm the one putting my dick in a hole. What if it's fuck pussyman or get fucked by chick dick?
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  11. 10-25-2010 05:39 AM #11
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    [22:38] <Luco> I didn't vote, on account of me being the only one who would vote VM
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  12. 10-25-2010 05:41 AM #12
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    at first i was like wow nice body dick girl yeah id tap that, but then i saw vagina mans sexy vagina..
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  13. 10-25-2010 05:44 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    [22:38] <Luco> I didn't vote, on account of me being the only one who would vote VM
    IRC quotes is down the hall, and yes that's my solitary vote up there for VM.

    What's the useless bit of skin around the vag? the chick
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  14. 10-25-2010 06:05 AM #14
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  15. 10-25-2010 10:52 AM #15
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    ^ Looks like we found another vagina man right here.


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  16. 10-25-2010 12:55 PM #16
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  17. 10-25-2010 01:00 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    ^ Looks like we found another vagina man right here.
    LOL
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  18. 10-25-2010 02:53 PM #18
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    Doggy style and blow jobs answers everything.
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  19. 10-25-2010 03:20 PM #19
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    you basically just said you wanna get ass to mouth'd by dick chick
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  20. 10-25-2010 04:34 PM #20
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  21. 10-25-2010 05:17 PM #21
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    I'd go Vagina Man and anyone who says they wouldn't have sex with that body regardless of the vagina is just plain gay.
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  22. 10-25-2010 05:19 PM #22
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    Sorta depends on if we're bringing a razor to this party tbh.
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  23. 10-25-2010 07:26 PM #23
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    dear lord, wuf

    edit: hooray for sick senses of humor, I can appreciate that!


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  24. 10-25-2010 07:53 PM #24
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  25. 10-25-2010 11:15 PM #25
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  26. 10-25-2010 11:28 PM #26
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    can't I just pick this girl

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  27. 10-26-2010 12:27 AM #27
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    I wonder how the votes look when we replace vagina man with sumo girl...
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  28. 10-26-2010 02:00 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    What if it's fuck pussyman or get fucked by chick dick?
    Nobody's man enough, huh?

    I feel like I still go for dick chick :-/
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  29. 10-26-2010 02:09 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    Nobody's man enough, huh?

    I feel like I still go for dick chick :-/

    Vagina man does definitely freak me out more than dick chick.. but nonetheless I'm not sure I want .. I mean.. that's a pretty big cock, man...
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  30. 10-26-2010 02:19 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    Nobody's man enough, huh?

    I feel like I still go for dick chick :-/
    hahahaha ur rediculous so many lols itt
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  31. 10-26-2010 01:22 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Vagina man does definitely freak me out more than dick chick.. but nonetheless I'm not sure I want .. I mean.. that's a pretty big cock, man...
    I feel like picking cock girl would be easier if her cock wasn't so intimidating.
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