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    Default Deliverance (NSFW)

    RE: http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerforum/ftr-community/married-woman-me-how-briefly-escape-husband-184231.html#post1993872

    Preflop

    I don't want to go into the rights or wrongs of what we are doing or the epic journey of how we got there . The Lady in question has been married for 7 years and she has her reasons. Im a single chap who has been her close friend for 4 years and now her lover for 2 months .

    Flop

    Me and this Lady are chatting on Skype on how we can meet up , the husband cant see the skype App on her phone, so its secure enough for our purposes.

    He has agreed she can go out for the evening and meet some girl friends in the town .

    He insists on driving her there , dropping her off and picking her up later. He would never be so courteous. We both know hes bluffing .

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    Reads .

    Historically she has had a handful of epileptic fits , seizures , about 7 , but none for the last 2 years.

    Her last one , he drove her to the hospital .

    She was given a bed and kept in for 3 days .

    On the 3rd day when she was ready to be discharged , he gave her £5.40 and told her its for a taxi home when she was ready to leave.

    He had his play-station paused on a difficult level in some game.
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    So , im to meet her in some pub in the town and he's driving her there to meet these fictitious friends . This could get awkward.

    She skypes me not to worry , she'll think of something. I'm to wait in side ..( to be continued. ..my vans parked in the town. Parking ticket zone)........
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    gay mock poker format is only outgayed by absolutely everything else
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    she has her reasons.
    PUT HER ON A GODDAMN RANGE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    PUT HER ON A GODDAMN RANGE!!!
    So much fucking win in this post!
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    Fold pre.

    I guess you got shot coz you haven't updated with pics.
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    why the fuck is this a new thread
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    why aren't there any tits?
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    I think people are more interested in pics and the so-called "epic journey" of how you got there. No one wants some recap in poker form.

    Please don't call a thread deliverance unless you plan to deliver. Or if you're talking about butt-sexing out of towners.

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    where is the rest of the story?
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    This thread is now about awesome things.

    First up, shotguns.

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    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Last edited by spoonitnow; 12-04-2010 at 12:40 PM.
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    I heard anal isn't cheating, amirite?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    I think people are more interested in pics and the so-called "epic journey" of how you got there. No one wants some recap in poker form.
    Exactly...make it more like this:

    She was torn. Battling between her desire to be a good wife and virtuous woman by decrying her taboo lusts and her deep yearning to embrace the sexual pleasure of her carnal thoughts and fully explore her mind's adulterous hungers. The longer the struggle continued, the more she realized that the latter was winning the fight.

    As her resolve weakened, Alison began to almost welcome and encourage the vivid fantasies of celtic123. The more she accepted and gave into her lustful thoughts, the greater the payoff for her. Soon she found herself not only excitedly masturbating to the thought of fucking him on a multiple time a day basis, but all too willingly closing her eyes and enjoying the images of him beneath her as she rode her husband in their matrimonial bed.
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    then op got shot and we didn't have to put up with his shitty threads anymore
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    this thread makes me sad.
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    This should really be locked. We already have another thread like this...he just chose to use a dumb poker metaphor this time.
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    sigh. despicable. it's even more disgusting that while you turn it into a joke with people's lives being ruined.

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    I don't want to go into the rights or wrongs of what we are doing or the epicly humdrum journey of how we got there .
    FYP

    You're not the first to be involved in an affair that no one cares about... Unless she's a 7 or better and we see the nudie pics.
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    also lol at "nah guys i'm totally justified in this and not a complete cunt, he plays playstation too much"
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    HTF is this NSFW?
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    pics or ban.
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    Pics on one condition.

    the condition is close this thread. after my pics.

    Mod agreement required.
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    agreed.

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    i'm a mod

    i agree
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    I've seen Mod Squad. I agree.
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    This thread can become epic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    Pics on one condition.

    the condition is close this thread. after my pics.

    Mod agreement required.
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    given how thread(s) have been so far, pics are going to be like "yeah you can see the back of her head in the bottom left hand corner of this photo of my garage door"
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    3 pics from my mobile will follow..gimmie a minute.....identities protected etc..etc
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    If there are no tits, can we create a "celtic123 vs. Rilla" thread?

    We all know how those end.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    pic 1
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    In before "who's the smug Grandpa?"
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    thats me..trying to upload the other pics
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    Yes, it's cute when old people try to use technology.
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    Thanks for finding me cute and old, you're quite sweet too. but im busy babe x x
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    how is this nsfw now?

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes View Post
    how is this nsfw now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    Thanks for finding me cute and old, you're quite sweet too. but im busy babe x x
    I'm flattered but aren't you in a relationship?
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    Nice girl. I hope her Daddy issues don't affect your relationship too much.
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    i was promised 3 pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes View Post
    i was promised 3 pics
    and NSFW goddammit!
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    WAT

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