Coolest thing you've bought with poker money?

[martindcx1e]

So what's the biggest, baddest, flashiest thing you've used your poker money on? Pics are encouraged.

[Lukie]

[bigred]

I bought Rilla.

[sandstorm]

look it drives by itself

[Margin Of Error]

look it drives by itself

That car could quite literally pick up chicks for you.

[givememyleg]

sex

[Warpe]

look it drives by itself

That car could quite literally pick up chicks for you.

being Lukie's car, it would need to

[Ash256]

[bigred]

[euphoricism]

roffle.

Food is by far the coolest thing to buy with poker money. It means you're surviving as a pro.

[a500lbgorilla]

I bought BigRed

[WildBobAA]

360

[DaNutsInYoEye]

A new leg. Literally. At the tune of about $20,000. At least poker made it possible.

1/50 of the way to being the next Million Dollar Man.

[BoondockSaint]

A new leg. Literally. At the tune of about $20,000. At least poker made it possible.

1/50 of the way to being the next Million Dollar Man.

LOL maybe someday.

[Lukie]

gabe is going to buy his mom laser eye surgery for christmas. I don't know about you guys, but I think that is pretty fucking baller.

Me... poker supports my $200 a week sushi habit. holla

[mcatdog]

I was going to say sushi, too. A couple of weeks before we graduated from college my roommate and I went to a sushi bar and spent a little under $100 apiece on lunch. Best meal I've ever had and it's not even CLOSE (and I eat at fancy restaurants fairly often). The name of the restaurant is Oishii in Chestnut Hill if anyone wants to try it someday, you won't regret it.

Food is really the only thing I spend a lot more money on, than I would if it weren't for poker. The rest of my money just gets shipped to my savings account. Not very baller.

[Fortune 500]

My pokering has kept me afloat while putting my wife through law school... so...

It's essentially bought me a sugarmama.

I did splurge and buy a Xbox 360 recently.

[WillburForce]

The night before i went on holiday had a quick game of poker. Only MTT available was £20 game on Will Hill. The last of my money on the account give or take.
Came second and won £560.
Withrew that night and spent the week in France drinking quality red wine.
Happy days.

[Miffed22001]

A stick to beat my g/f with (shes seriously pissing me off)

4 years at uni paid for via poker.

[bigred]

I bought miffed too, gf included.

[gabe]

i had this dream that i went to this nice restaurant with friends. as a joke i ordered some meal that cost $100k, but then the waiter really charged it to my bank and i was really mad.

[bigred]

I was about to buy gabe but hesitated and then we won those tournaments, started playing high stakes, and I could no longer afford his baller self.

[JB25163]

hmmm... well there was the electric bill, that was pretty flashy... but I guess I'll go with my recent trip to Europe

[alias2211]

i have purchased 3 rental properties w/ poker money as down payments.

[thenonsequitur]

and

[thenonsequitur]

Actually, not really the drugs (unfortunately?). I just used my winnings to build up a roll. Then at one point I withdrew it all to pay for the security deposit, brokers fee, and first & last months rent on a new apartment for myself and two friends (they're going to pay me back; and I know they're good for it).

[theDEEPdish]

I cashed out 3k bought around 1lb of weed and atleast 5oz of shrooms with that still have money left, need to start playing poker again

[Dislexsik]

I cashed out 3k bought around 1lb of weed and atleast 5oz of shrooms with that still have money left, need to start playing poker again

lol tripaments

[bigred]

I cashed out 3k bought around 1lb of weed and atleast 5oz of shrooms with that still have money left, need to start playing poker again

Yeah, mine fueled my good bear habit. I'm gonna have to start playing again to fuel red wine...and whores.

[ChrisTheFish]

I bought more poker

[bode]

helped out with the downpayment on my house

[Miffed22001]

I cashed out 3k bought around 1lb of weed and atleast 5oz of shrooms with that still have money left, need to start playing poker again

Yeah, mine fueled my good bear habit. I'm gonna have to start playing again to fuel red wine...and whores.

Your moma is bought and paid for (see rilla)

[bigred]

OH DAMN MIFFED U GOT ME

[Pay4myCad!!]

I pretty much bought out a hot sauce shop last week. Almost doubled my collection. The receipt was about 4 feet long.

[UG]

I used to work in a salsa making factory where we made and bottled a bunch of the "Pain is Good" salsas.

For a whole $7 per hour.

Ahh, those were the days...

[martindcx1e]

I used to work in a salsa making factory where we made and bottled a bunch of the "Pain is Good" salsas.

For a whole $7 per hour.

Ahh, those were the days...

this'un?

[UG]

The ones we made were always in bottles that looked like alcohol should be in them, not hot sauce.

Like this...



and this...




We made a bunch of other salsas, too. We had an entire shelf in our fridge dedicated to nothing but salsa. Like I said, those were the days, lol.


P.S. After work my roommate and I (this was during college, during our conditioning season for baseball when we weren't practicing very much) had to put our clothes in garbage bags after work every night so our apartment didn't smell like a salsa factory. Gawd damn our clothes stunk.

[UG]

Back on topic.....I bought two of these bad-boys




and am going to be able to put a decent sized down-payment on a house here very soon with my poker winnings.

[biondino]

I bought more poker

Haha

[Ash256]

I pretty much bought out a hot sauce shop last week. Almost doubled my collection. The receipt was about 4 feet long.

With that collection, I think you'll need a spare one of these:

[Pay4myCad!!]

With that collection, I think you'll need a spare one of these:

G1

[bigred]

i bought some tostitos hot sauce, they have others?

[Galapogos]

I cashed out 3k bought around 1lb of weed and atleast 5oz of shrooms with that still have money left, need to start playing poker again

Yeah, mine fueled my good bear habit. I'm gonna have to start playing again to fuel red wine...and whores.

Yeah... you definately don't want a bad bear habit. Those fuckers will just tear your face right off.

[bigred]

i keep the head in my fridge

[donkbee]

i keep the head in my fridge

LOL

[boost]

traveling is certainly the coolest thing Ive bought with my poker winnings. Just got back from boston, def in the top 10 weekends of my life so far.

As far as material things, I just bought a ipod video. Also recently bought a smart parts ion paintball gun, and in the near future Im going to buy a remote control RC helicopter. Ive also purchased various other dorky and or gadgety things with poker winnings, no big ticket stuff yet though, couple hundred here couple hundred there..

[jdubs]

I helped pay my property taxes with poker... now if that's not straight up ballin, I dont know what is....

[bigred]

I was going to buy a remote control HC and then I thought, hey, I'm not a nerd or a loser, I should probably buy something useful or cool.

[boost]

Some people can transend such silly social barriers, obviously you are not one of them.

p.s. when I figure out how to attach machine guns to my helicopter, you will be the first on my S&D list.

[bigred]

I can just picture you hunched behind ur remote control with ur blue helmet on.

[boost]

Im pretty sure that if I can figure out the machine gunes that I can figure out how to make the helmet transmit my thoughts directly to the helo.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

If black people can drive RC helicopters better than they can drive cars there might be a reason to worry bigred.

[bigred]

want to chat on aim?!?!

[ville18]

Clothes obv.

also trip around italy for few weeks.

[Bmxicle]

I bought my self two broken knee caps from a loan shark

[StageWhisper]

Absolutely not cool or flashy:

I bag my first 1st place cash on a MTT on for $2900

The following day, hubby crashes car - repairs and rental fees total $3200

[Warpe]

DSL!!!!

no...wait...that was Chardrian...

nvm

[kingnat]

I bought a new water heater and new carpet to replace the water damaged carpet that was flooded when the old water heater broke....


BALLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boost]

If black people can drive RC helicopters better than they can drive cars there might be a reason to worry bigred.

this was a weak steak smothered in weak sauce. Asians cant drive, women cant drive, therse no stereotype for black people driving bad, pretty disapointing shit dnuts..

[Galapogos]

If black people can drive RC helicopters better than they can drive cars there might be a reason to worry bigred.

this was a weak steak smothered in weak sauce. Asians cant drive, women cant drive, therse no stereotype for black people driving bad, pretty disapointing shit dnuts..

Yeah DaNuts, you just assume they can't drive because everytime you see them they're trying to get away from the cops. Lets see you try to drive all proper under that pressure.


... better Boost?

[bigred]

while shooting gats out the side window, nigga plz

[biondino]

I bought two tickets to Boston today. £1,263. That's about $2,400. Fuck Xmas but thanks poker!

[takesix]

Liquor. Effen Black Cherry Vodka, 2 750ml of that a week. And assorted Newcastles.

And car payments. And credit card payments. Nothing says baller like a FICO score of 790.

[bigred]

I bought two tickets to Boston today. £1,263. That's about $2,400. Fuck Xmas but thanks poker!

should go during redsox season, fenway is a must

[Pay4myCad!!]

Absolutely not cool or flashy:

I bag my first 1st place cash on a MTT on for $2900

The following day, hubby crashes car - repairs and rental fees total $3200

We'll file that as:
1/2 'new' car,
1/2 ...back to the drawing board

(Obviously he thinks u can do better next time. )

[bigred]

I'm thinking of purchasing swiggidy, +EV?

[Pay4myCad!!]

The artwork alone has gotta be worth something
... someday.

[chardrian]

[gabe]

i just bought my mom a macbook......with fpps

[chardrian]

did you forget mother's day was like 2 months ago?

[ProZachNation]

1/5th of a a year of college edumacation, pretty sexy ehhh

[BankItDrew]

An Ipod a couple years ago.
$800 laptop
$500 this week on hotels for the B&M

I'm not materialistic.

[kmind]

Friends

WHAT A MACHINE.

[daven]

So what's the biggest, baddest, flashiest thing you've used your poker money on? Pics are encouraged.

it qualifies as big, not really bad or flashy though - I bought a house today - cheers poker

(my previous coolest were a new laptop and a few holidays in europe and asia..)