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    nice thread title, you had me excited.

    didn't click the link though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    you had me excited
    Creepy.
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    "So this one's dedicated to them girls
    That let us flop around on top of them."

    OMG, that was great. And MMMMM...Jessica Alba.
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    All I saw was the title and CB, was really hoping this thread crushed dthorne's soul in some way. I guess there is still time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy View Post
    All I saw was the title and CB, was really hoping this thread crushed dthorne's soul in some way. I guess there is still time?
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    Not as good as On a Boat, but decent.
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    Jizz in my pants was way better
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    oh and this was better than "on a boat" imo.
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    i hope they're that happy when the baby arrives
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    ^ Wow, who invited the buzz kill?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    ^ Wow, who invited the buzz kill?
    Sorry, I forgot to add....
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    He just wins, mmkay?
    This is their best yet.
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    himself fucker.
    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    This is their best yet.
    Fully incorrect. Jizz in my pants was their best. It's surprising that the commune has managed to find a poster worse than dranger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Fully incorrect. Jizz in my pants was their best. It's surprising that the commune has managed to find a poster worse than dranger.
    ROFL....


    jizz in my pants was not the best though imo, i liked the people walking away from explosions one myself and the chronic (what)cles of narnia one was pretty lols too
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    well i jizzed in my pants because i just had sex on a boat mutha f**ker
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    Wp'd
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    she put a bag over my head...
    still counts


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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Fully incorrect. Jizz in my pants was their best. It's surprising that the commune has managed to find a poster worse than dranger.
    loooll
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    Jizz In My Pants is prob the best. I find Threw it on the Ground deserves more love.
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    mother lover threw on ground and punch people eating are the berst

    dick ina box was great but mother lover takes its spot as best
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Fully incorrect. Jizz in my pants was their best. It's surprising that the commune has managed to find a poster worse than dranger.
    hahaha

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