Rate how much you wanna bang her

[wufwugy]

You're single, you feel good about life, she's got a cool personality, she's into you, you're in a position where anything you do with her will not detract from things you do with other women (so you can't use the Lukie defense and act all pimpin like anything other than a superfly poppin fresh 10 is not worth the time)

How much do you wanna bang her?

[bigspenda73]

I'd definitely give it a go, I don't know how to rate it though

I've never been with a girl that size before

[wufwugy]

I'd definitely give it a go, I don't know how to rate it though

I've never been with a girl that size before

Delay on poll. Give it a go.

[Ash256]

it would depend if she had that dirty flirty thing going on

if she did, on a scale of 1-10, 8 is how much i would wanna bang her

edit: voted in pole

[jyms]

I may have a totally different preferences but I would still hit it if it was available. Not a long term type for me, but she fits the "any port in a storm" model well. Nothing wrong with her.

I've done worse,

[Lukie]

going with beer goggles, but only because she looks decent in the right clothes. not a fan of the bikini pic at all

also the only time i pulled out the lukie defense was girl who was a dude thread, i think that is reasonable

[Lukie]

and man, even then, i'd expect to get razzed mercilessly after it

[wufwugy]

also the only time i pulled out the lukie defense was girl who was a dude thread, i think that is reasonable

I lold

It is the Lukie Defense now though. Henceforth, Lukie is too busy slammin Brazilian supermodels to even look at a 9

[bigspenda73]

There's not an option for me

I wouldn't need to be drunk and while she's not my "type" I'd certainly hit it.

[pocketfours]

Done way worse than this sober.

[DropTheBanana]

She looks clean (hygiene wise ldo) and I can without a doubt guarantee she'll suck your dick.

Honestly, I'd wear that shit out (I've always kinda had a thing for thick legs and fat pussies) but I wouldn't break plans for it. If that makes sense.

[wufwugy]

Let me put it this way

I'd ruin her, she'd fall in love with me, I'd ruin her some more, she'd love me more, then I'd regret having to break her heart

I have a wide variety of sexual tastes, and a good chubby girl is an amazing thing. Not into it all the time, I can even think they're a bit less attractive than a thin girl, but goddamn there's something about all that thick, soft, curvaceous flesh that gives me a rager. Most chubby girls can't pull it off well, but some do

Not to mention that she's most likely going to be a much better lay than many skinnier/hotter girls. When women feel like they're getting a good thing and they have to work for it, they're so much more enjoyable. If you don't like some of how she looks, just buy her some clothes that work well or keep the lights dim. Flesh is flesh, it's where the attraction is in the first place, and it's mostly in the right places

[Lukie]

There's not an option for me

I wouldn't need to be drunk and while she's not my "type" I'd certainly hit it.

meh, she's has an attractive face and great teeth, good hair, and she'd be gorgeous if about 50 lb lighter.

i just have a no-girls-heavier-than-i am-policy (i float around 200 lb or so)

[Lukie]

I lold

It is the Lukie Defense now though. Henceforth, Lukie is too busy slammin Brazilian supermodels to even look at a 9

i'm ok with this

2 of my last 3 serious girlfriends have been a freelance model and a calvin klein fit model in new york

the 3rd of the 3 was just downright fucking cool. all 3 dumped me of course

[supa]

The bikni pic throws it off for me. Wouldn't be an issue if she was reasonably cuter. Still better than Drop the bananas avatar tho so I guess I'll go back up and vote beer goggles.

[supa]

Still props tho.

[Lukie]

The bikni pic throws it off for me. Wouldn't be an issue if she was reasonably cuter. Still better than Drop the bananas avatar tho so I guess I'll go back up and vote beer goggles.

we're in the same boat here

[wufwugy]

She's 200 pounds if she's as tall as a dude

[Lukie]

She's 200 pounds if she's as tall as a dude

I'm pretty bad at guessing females' weights.



She looks to be north of 200 to me. The other pics are all taken at weirdish angles or with plus sized clothing to kind of hide it (except the first one where she's standing straight up with her arms spread, and her gut is still showing through her shirt).

I sort of see where you're coming from though re: attractive chubby girls, she is just a little too chubby for me. She might need to drop only 20-30 pounds or so.

[bigspenda73]

she has an absolutely beautiful face

The solution here is clear. Just change her homepage to monkeyisland and in 6 months you've got yourself a dime piece.

[wufwugy]

She looks to be north of 200 to me. The other pics are all taken at weirdish angles or with plus sized clothing to kind of hide it (except the first one where she's standing straight up with her arms spread, and her gut is still showing through her shirt).

I sort of see where you're coming from though re: attractive chubby girls, she is just a little too chubby for me. She might need to drop only 20-30 pounds or so.

Yes she is very close to too chubby. Pretty soon you exit chubbiness and enter just straight fat. Most girls at her body fat levels would already look terrible too

If she's anywhere below 5'8", in order to be 200 pounds she'd have to be carrying a minimum of 60 extra pounds on top of model levels of body fat. It could be closer to 80 pounds too. At least that's my rough calculation

As far as I'm concerned, women are usually lighter than they look because they carry such little muscle. As a reference, when people guess my weight they hit the 190-200 area. I'm 240. The muscle beneath the fat accounts for a lot

[Lukie]

she has an absolutely beautiful face

The solution here is clear. Just change her homepage to monkeyisland and in 6 months you've got yourself a dime piece.

either that or she goes batshit insane with monkey/ninja overload

[kiwiMark]

that last pic where the hand is placed such that it looks like she's seductively pulling up dress, but is actually seductively pulling out dress so that it doesn't sculpt itself around her gut is fucking genius.

I voted the middle option. Not my "type" by any means, but would hit without having to think too hard about it.

[ensign_lee]

She has a really pretty face. I voted for the middle option.

If she dropped her weight, WOW would she be pretty.

[wufwugy]

she has an absolutely beautiful face

Definitely

The solution here is clear. Just change her homepage to monkeyisland and in 6 months you've got yourself a dime piece.

Personally, my guess is I'd wanna see only 15 pounds come off, if at all. It's hard to figure out because virtually all women look better when they're thinner, but ones that can pull off being chubby have something that I think should be considered special. And since I don't really subscribe to any theories of monogamy, why not embrace the good uniqueness when you can?

[Lukie]

Yes she is very close to too chubby. Pretty soon you exit chubbiness and enter just straight fat. Most girls at her body fat levels would already look terrible too

If she's anywhere below 5'8", in order to be 200 pounds she'd have to be carrying a minimum of 60 extra pounds on top of model levels of body fat. It could be closer to 80 pounds too. At least that's my rough calculation

As far as I'm concerned, women are usually lighter than they look because they carry such little muscle. As a reference, when people guess my weight they hit the 190-200 area. I'm 240. The muscle beneath the fat accounts for a lot

2 random points,

it's hard to get a good idea of her height because there really isn't a good point of reference in any of the pictures. i'd guess somewhere in that 5'6"-5'7"ish range.

as long as someone brought up one of lyle's site, we could always post this in his bodyfat estimation thread. it's certainly >40%

also, as long as we're talking strictly about weight and not necessarily looks, i'd bet she has more muscle under there than you realize (of course nowhere near as much as a well built male)

[boost]

cute chubby chicks ftw. Its like the most comfortable pillow you could ever imagine, plus it has a vagina.

Also I think most people are not playing by the rules. Wuf said this chick is cool as shit, and is also cool with you banging other chicks. I'd hang out with her during the day and be proud. I'd bring her around frands and expect high fives. For fuck's sake, shes a bit chubby, cool, and ok with you banging other girls, ship it.

[fulksy]

Still better than Drop the bananas avatar .

Are you on crack? or is this a level?

[BennyLaRue]

She looks confident enough that she wouldn't be annoyingly self-depreciating but not so confident that you couldn't stick it in her ample butt without complaint.

As long as her voice isn't annoying, I'm down.

[boost]

Are you on crack? or is this a level?

I agree 100% with supa, no level.

[kiwiMark]

I agree 100% with supa, no level.

+1, that avatar does next to nothing for me

[BennyLaRue]

I agree 100% with supa, no level.

Well, on the one hand, DTB's av looks like she'd be nice enough to make you a sandwich after whereas this chick looks like she'd eat your sandwich.

That said, I'd be willing to bet DTB's chick smells like foundation makeup and cheap red wine and this here cherub would be more like peppermint foot scrub and squirreled away Swedish berries. I think I like the latter better.

[bigspenda73]

I'm out of the loop, who is DTB

[BennyLaRue]

OP

[wufwugy]

OP doesn't have an av

[wufwugy]

As long as her voice isn't annoying, I'm down.

Yes this is the correct opinion

[wufwugy]

cute chubby chicks ftw. Its like the most comfortable pillow you could ever imagine, plus it has a vagina.

Also I think most people are not playing by the rules. Wuf said this chick is cool as shit, and is also cool with you banging other chicks. I'd hang out with her during the day and be proud. I'd bring her around frands and expect high fives. For fuck's sake, shes a bit chubby, cool, and ok with you banging other girls, ship it.

Well I didn't say she's cool with you banging others. Just that banging her is not going to get in the way of you banging somebody else so you can't use the excuse that every Fabio on the internet does when they see a non-10 i.e. "bro why waste my time bro I could get better bro"

And hell yes hang out with her during the day. Whenever a supposed friend tries say you like whales just smack him in the mouth, proceed to explain to him why your dick likes you better than his dick likes him, then defriend him

[boost]

Well, on the one hand, DTB's av looks like she'd be nice enough to make you a sandwich after whereas this chick looks like she'd eat your sandwich.

That said, I'd be willing to bet DTB's chick smells like foundation makeup and cheap red wine and this here cherub would be more like peppermint foot scrub and squirreled away Swedish berries. I think I like the latter better.

When did you become so funny? I think I only noticed it when you started the advice thread. You consistently make me lawl now. I think a big part of it is that I could so see Burt Reynolds, or Tom Selleck, or whoever is in your avatar throwing around these anecdotes and making these obscure/strange references.

[wufwugy]

2 random points,

it's hard to get a good idea of her height because there really isn't a good point of reference in any of the pictures. i'd guess somewhere in that 5'6"-5'7"ish range.

as long as someone brought up one of lyle's site, we could always post this in his bodyfat estimation thread. it's certainly >40%

also, as long as we're talking strictly about weight and not necessarily looks, i'd bet she has more muscle under there than you realize (of course nowhere near as much as a well built male)

The height was my guess too and she definitely does have more muscle (which is a big part of what makes a good chubby good)

[wufwugy]

When did you become so funny? I think I only noticed it when you started the advice thread. You consistently make me lawl now. I think a big part of it is that I could so see Burt Reynolds, or Tom Selleck, or whoever is in your avatar throwing around these anecdotes and making these obscure/strange references.

I secretly believe that Benny is Quigley

[boost]

who?

[wufwugy]

I forgot that urban folk don't know about Australia

[UG]

in college I got busy with a chick that was bigger (and cuter in the face) than this girl. one of the most outrageous times of my life, from start to finish. the girl talked so dirty in the bedroom it freaked me out at first but then it was really, really cool. within about two weeks (maybe ten days?) it went from being really cool to being awful. the girl fell madly in love with me (or so she thought). like her friends were telling me how she was planning our wedding, naming our kids, etc. within two weeks!

needless to say I ended it and broke her heart...


would I hit it back in college? of course. now? no, but there are lots of reasons for that answer, I don't think I have to spell that out.

[XTR1000]

Totally torn on that one. Almost every chubby girl I did turned out to be great fun. Still, when I´m walking along the uni campus it´s not her kind of legs my eyes get automatically drawn to. She´s neither the girl Id want to be seen with, she´s more like a pair of stupid boots during winter time - I´d rather suffer cold feet for a short while than to wear stupid shoes. I´d also rather waste my time with spoiled skinny chicks than to be seen with miss marshmallow.

[boost]

Totally torn on that one. Almost every chubby girl I did turned out to be great fun. Still, when I´m walking along the uni campus it´s not her kind of legs my eyes get automatically drawn to. She´s neither the girl Id want to be seen with, she´s more like a pair of stupid boots during winter time - I´d rather suffer cold feet for a short while than to wear stupid shoes. I´d also rather waste my time with spoiled skinny chicks than to be seen with miss marshmallow.

Srsly, either you guys don't like to follow instructions or you're all miserably superficial. The chick is super cool and has no problem with you running around mushroom bruising other cervixes. With the pictures provided, you cannot turn this down. And you possibly have the gay if you aren't all smiles and high-fives about it.

[mbiz]

snap hit

[UG]

boost, snap hit (following instructions--considering myself back in college), I think I already said that. but to your points, I think the OP is seriously misguided. chicks are chicks, and if you start fucking them they start to actually care about you, what you do, who you're seeing, who you're banging, etc. the girl from my experience played it cool as hell for about seven or ten or twelve days, and it was AWESOME. then she wanted more. then she wanted to tell everyone that we were a thing, especially her hot friends I was really trying to bang, and even let randoms know that I was off limits because I was with her...

I guess it all depends on when/where this is happening in your life. I went to a smaller school, so chances were pretty good you could figure out who was effing who, so within a few days/weeks my shit was busted and I couldn't keep things on the down low. I then had a choice to make--keep fcking the hot-fatty and ruin the chance to eff hotter girls, or end it. I chose to end it.

not to say I'd change things, but I will point out I never did fck any of her hot friends after this......I was like off limits or something.


EDIT: Now if I'm in a big(ger) city, with way different friend groups where people don't know each other (like in my small college town).......oh hell yes ride it for everything you've got.

[XTR1000]

Nah, I´m not saying I´d turn her down, that´d be a lie. There´s just this weird gap between what I find "aesthetic" and what satisfies my rules for sexual attraction. I usually generate a strange feeling of guilt when I violate the aesthetic standards. Don´t know why this is, maybe because I´m applying hopeless weight standards mainly to myself and from there to others as well. I clearly am not always congruent in what I think turns me on and what actually does.

[wufwugy]

Nah, I´m not saying I´d turn her down, that´d be a lie. There´s just this weird gap between what I find "aesthetic" and what satisfies my rules for sexual attraction. I usually generate a strange feeling of guilt when I violate the aesthetic standards. Don´t know why this is, maybe because I´m applying hopeless weight standards mainly to myself and from there to others as well. I clearly am not always congruent in what I think turns me on and what actually does.

I understand this quite well

It's called peer pressure, social conformity, environmental adaptation, whatever. Our sexual ideas are not unhindered by what society tells us they should be, and sometimes those ideas are predominantly influenced by society

I mean I find some chubby chicks ridiculously, ridiculously hot, but I usually end up feeling kinda poor at some point because of it. Society plays a much bigger role in what we think is normal or good or bad than we think. No matter how attracted I am to a woman, if she's not a socially accepted beauty, I feel bad about it on some level

[wufwugy]

boost, snap hit (following instructions--considering myself back in college), I think I already said that. but to your points, I think the OP is seriously misguided. chicks are chicks, and if you start fucking them they start to actually care about you, what you do, who you're seeing, who you're banging, etc. the girl from my experience played it cool as hell for about seven or ten or twelve days, and it was AWESOME. then she wanted more. then she wanted to tell everyone that we were a thing, especially her hot friends I was really trying to bang, and even let randoms know that I was off limits because I was with her...

I guess it all depends on when/where this is happening in your life. I went to a smaller school, so chances were pretty good you could figure out who was effing who, so within a few days/weeks my shit was busted and I couldn't keep things on the down low. I then had a choice to make--keep fcking the hot-fatty and ruin the chance to eff hotter girls, or end it. I chose to end it.

not to say I'd change things, but I will point out I never did fck any of her hot friends after this......I was like off limits or something.


EDIT: Now if I'm in a big(ger) city, with way different friend groups where people don't know each other (like in my small college town).......oh hell yes ride it for everything you've got.

The point is to see how attracted you guys are to this chick in a perfect world, not whether you think it would be a good idea to date her in real life or whatever

[philly and the phanatics]

ok there wasnt quite an option for me so the one that best described the way i felt was the beer goggles one

[Jack Sawyer]

"with the wrath of an angry god" should be a poll option imo

[a500lbgorilla]

She looks great in the last pic. Easy yes.

[BennyLaRue]

When did you become so funny?

1995.

[BennyLaRue]

OP doesn't have an av

OP, not the OP.

[triumphant cracker]

who?

bennies av is tom selleck.
tom selleck is quigley: down under. an absogreat movie (for tom selleck.)

DTB is drop the banana.


also. i'd hit the shit outa that chubbie. but i wouldn't be bringin her home to meet mom.

[d0zer]

I WANNA GET THAT PREGNANT

[HarleyGuy13]

2 shots and I'm in ballz deep!

[XTR1000]

She looks great in the last pic. Easy yes.

Thats wuf´s sig

[boost]

I WANNA GET THAT PREGNANT

When I read this, I imagine that tracy morgan is saying it.

[d0zer]

When I read this, I imagine that tracy morgan is saying it.

mission accomplished

[Penneywize]

super hot, anyone who disagrees is gay etc etc

[Deanglow]

sold 8.5

[Monty3038]

Look, I aint reading all of the replies, but I am definately banging the shit out of that. She is as hot and maybe hotter than at least 50% of what I've banged. Girls like her are both appreciative and usually very into whatever you want to do.

[wufwugy]

All I wanna know is who's the one person to vote for being a faggot. Does Benny's boyfriend post here?

[b-rabbit]

but I will point out I never did fck any of her hot friends after this......I was like off limits or something.

I hate when this happens. You tag one chick and now you are off limits to all of her hot friends. Ridiculous.

On the subject at hand, I chose beer goggles. I'm not a fan of cottage cheese thighs, but I can see how in the right state of mind I would jump on and get two fist fulls of belly fat...mmmmm. Its like breasts all over the place.

[Galapogos]

When did you become so funny? I think I only noticed it when you started the advice thread. You consistently make me lawl now. I think a big part of it is that I could so see Burt Reynolds, or Tom Selleck, or whoever is in your avatar throwing around these anecdotes and making these obscure/strange references.

He became super funny like a year and a half ago I think. I forget what post sealed it.

Anyway, I would tag this chick and be happy about it. No claiming I need some shots to or whatever. I'm pretty picky about chicks but she's a really hot chubber. Like wuf says, she puts the weight in the right places even though others at that weight would fail bad. I'd actually date her even, except for the fact that she can't hold that weight like that for long and wouldn't want to be around when that happens.

[Lukie]

"with the wrath of an angry god" should be a poll option imo

lol

[Lukie]

props to wuf for posting this in the sexy thread.

here is an example of a chubby girl that looks excellent and carries the weight well.

ok chubby is clearly too strong of a word, more like curvy or something (although even that is somewhat hard to tell due to the angle and not being able to see the stomach). but you get the point, she's not a twig.

[Lukie]

oh man i feel the wrath of an angry god coming.








LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I FIND THE GIRL IN THE ABOVE POST TO BE ABSOLUTELY DROP DEAD SEXY

[wufwugy]

props to wuf for posting this in the sexy thread.

here is an example of a chubby girl that looks excellent and carries the weight well.

ok chubby is clearly too strong of a word, more like curvy or something (although even that is somewhat hard to tell due to the angle and not being able to see the stomach). but you get the point, she's not a twig.

Yes I would say she's about as close to optimal as it gets.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think chubby women are hotter than thin women. By default, being thinner up to a point makes women look a lot better while being fatter beyond a point makes them look a lot worse. But sexual attraction isn't linear, there is value in variety, and value in different forms of attractiveness. A lot about sexual attraction is dichotomous in nature, which means that you can't have both simultaneously. And even things that are mostly less attractive are at times more attractive.

Let me put it this way. I adore black girls, but only 10-20% of the time do I feel that adoration moreso than for caucasians

[donkbee]

When I saw the pics, I was confused why this was up for debate because I can't imagine that anyone on this forum could say no to her. Or any straight male really.

It would be more interesting to post an incredibly skinny girl with a nice face and like no boobs or ass, IMO.

[bigspenda73]

I'd def bang the shit out of you

[donkbee]

haha I knew someone would say that if I posted that (I'm referring to the post that you have since deleted. Nice edit)

[wufwugy]

When I saw the pics, I was confused why this was up for debate because I can't imagine that anyone on this forum could say no to her. Or any straight male really.

It would be more interesting to post an incredibly skinny girl with a nice face and like no boobs or ass, IMO.

There's rather enormous negative stigma for men to be attracted to women who are considered not thin. Just like how Lukie said he would never hear the end of it, when in reality the chick is really hot