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  1. 11-09-2012 11:40 PM #1
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    Default Got Looked at Like I'm Crazy

    "Cooch" is an acceptable synonym for skanky vagina, amirite? I don't want or need none of your fancy Google. I need real opinions from real people who mostly used to play poker.
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  2. 11-09-2012 11:41 PM #2
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    PS - This post and the Movember post about cunnilingus are only slightly related.
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  3. 11-09-2012 11:56 PM #3
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    Yeah, cooch or coochy.
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    It don't need to be stank.. to be called cooch. Often, the affectionate diminutive coochy is fine. I think appropriately synonymous in connotation would be snatch.

    Unless it's 2 ghetto fools talking 'bout each other's mommas. Then it means, roughly, "I am a cowardly person who fabricates confrontations with other people because I can't confront my own personal feelings of inadequacy and powerlessness. Furthermore, I want to hit you, but I am also too cowardly to initiate this altercation, as accepting any responsibility for my actions is averse to my mystique."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    It don't need to be stank.. to be called cooch. Often, the affectionate diminutive coochy is fine.
    Big difference between cooch and the appropriately defined as "diminutive" coochy, imo. The addition of the "y" means an entirely different place on the hygienic scale.
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    Both mean the same, stank or otherwise. All comes down to how you want to use 'em.
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  7. 11-10-2012 12:10 AM #7
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    Frequency of kegels is also a factor.
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  8. 11-10-2012 12:53 AM #8
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    cooch is the same thing as snatch is the same thing as pussy is the same thing as bigred's other butthole
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    cooch is the same thing as snatch is the same thing as pussy is the same thing as bigred's other butthole
    I think this nails it.

    But either way, it entirely depends on conext.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Unless it's 2 ghetto fools talking 'bout each other's mommas. Then it means, roughly, "I am a cowardly person who fabricates confrontations with other people because I can't confront my own personal feelings of inadequacy and powerlessness. Furthermore, I want to hit you, but I am also too cowardly to initiate this altercation, as accepting any responsibility for my actions is averse to my mystique."
    c'mon.

    admit it

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  11. 11-10-2012 10:27 AM #11
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    Can we PLEASE get the motherfucking context on this one Benny? I can't believe no one has asked yet.

    And none of your sarcastic usual bullshit. The truth!

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    Correct on the synonym. Why did you get looked at like you're crazy?
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  14. 11-11-2012 09:24 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    Can we PLEASE get the motherfucking context on this one Benny? I can't believe no one has asked yet.

    And none of your sarcastic usual bullshit. The truth!
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    Wait what? Cooch and coochy mean smelly pussy? We're talking baby talk here. Aaaaa coochy coochy cooch. That's how you talk to babies to make them look at you as if you're stupid. You guys say "smelly cunt smelly cunt" to babies?
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    No, I'm telling you there is a hard line between cooch and coochy. These other people are spewing untruths.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    You guys say "smelly cunt smelly cunt" to babies?
    Yeah... And they're too stupid to get it.
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    So you wouldn't say to your girlfriend "you have a lovely cooch"?
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    Because this thread sucks I'll add that hooch and hoochy should be considered here as well.
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    Hooch = slutty female, imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    Hooch = slutty female, imo
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    hooch is crazy
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    hooch is crazy
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    Hooch = slutty female, imo
    No, that's a hoochy.

    Hooch makes females slutty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    No, that's a hoochy.

    Hooch makes females slutty.
    This. Hooch is moonshine.

    Hoochy is a ho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    cooch is the same thing as snatch is the same thing as pussy is the same thing as bigred's other butthole
    I agree..

    Hooch or Hoochie, is synonymous with slut here.

    although I grabbed a bottle of Hooch, means something totally different.
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