WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OngBonga]

Some guy who runs a religious talk show on a radio somewhere in America has crunched some numbers together and added them to the day Jesus was crucified and now is telling us we're all fucked on 21st May 2011, unless of course we're Christians, in which case we'll magically go to Heaven without dying horribly. Those left on Earth will see lots of horrid things up until the day the world ends, on 21st October 2011.

And if anyone is lucky enough to survive that, then they're still fucked, because the world's gonna end again on 21st December 2012 when a giant planet that no-one has spotted yet comes cascading through our solar system, fucking everything right up. Cue more horrible events, millions dying etc.

Of course, even if you survive that, there's still Global Warming, Yellowstone Park, Solar Flares, melting nuclear power plants, HAARP and the plague to fend off.




I'm curious, how is everyone preparing for the endgame?

I'm just gonna make sure I don't run out of weed, tobacco, rizla and lighters, and the rest should take care of itself.

[BennyLaRue]

This will be a reputation killer.

[CoccoBill]

09/11/01 + 03/11/11 = 12/22/12

Coincidence? I think not.

[BankItDrew]

how is everyone preparing for the endgame?

I don't believe in any of this nonsense. Just in case though, I'll be getting fucked right up on the 21st of next December.

[GatorJH]

I am thinking you can find plenty of weed, tobacco, etc. on May 22nd.

[flomo]

With the dates given, it looks like I will be able to get my trip to yellowstone this year.

[Donachello]

Definitely plan to be naked with multiple females at the second the day rolls to the 22nd

[BennyLaRue]

Definitely plan to be naked with multiple females at the second the day rolls to the 22nd

Do your standards for this get lower or higher if facing impending doom? I can't decide.

[Smith]

This will be a reputation killer.

I heard about this two weeks ago. This same preacher made the same claim back in 1994. he uses some "secret bible code" to come up with his dates. This time he says he fixed what he did wrong in 1994, and this time the RAPEture will come.

A radio show host plans on showing up the day after, and asking the obvious questions.
"why are you still here?" "is it because your a bunch of sinners?"

Perhaps they will off themselves with kool-aid..??

[OngBonga]

09/11/01 + 03/11/11 = 12/22/12

Coincidence? I think not.

Yeah, but 09/11/2001 + 03/11/2011 = 12/22/4012

Panic over guys.

[Monty3038]

Yeah, but 09/11/2001 + 03/11/2011 = 12/22/4012

Panic over guys.

24 beers in a case... 24 hours in a day? Coincidence?

[BooG690]

I love the conspiracies itt.

[BennyLaRue]

I heard about this two weeks ago.

Yeah, but we've only had this reputation business for a few days.

[Smith]

[Galapogos]

I am thinking you can find plenty of weed, tobacco, etc. on May 22nd.

How do you know he'll be one of the few survivors to enjoy the spoils of the apocalypse??

[OngBonga]

I'm gonna tune into Harold Camping's radio show on the 21st May, if I can get it online that is.

[mbiz]

im going to get a good nights sleep and wake up fresh for apocalypse, all you suckers will be hungover !

[Chelle]

oh yay

[WillburForce]

my sisters birthday is the 22nd Oct. I'm not gonna be buying her a present just in case.

[Shotglass]

I'm curious, how is everyone preparing for the endgame?

I'm just gonna make sure I don't run out of weed, tobacco, rizla and lighters, and the rest should take care of itself.

On the 22nd I plan to wake up hungover beside someone who's name I don't know.

Edit: Shit! That was this morning