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CONTEST -- Reasons Online Poker Should Be Legal (serious or funny)

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  1. 05-14-2011 11:10 AM #1
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    Default CONTEST -- Reasons Online Poker Should Be Legal (serious or funny)

    If you are a United States poker player, you are probably as pissed off as I am. PISSEDdesign.com is hosting this contest in conjunction with FlopTurnRiver.com to hear why YOU think online poker should be legal!

    e.g. -- Because the government has too much power.

    or -- Because my car payment is overdue.

    Be serious/funny/creative and of course have fun!

    Post them here so everyone can enjoy.

    The top THREE reasons judged by me and FlopTurnRiver admins will receive their choice of T-Shirt from PISSEDdesign.com. Our shirts feature designs that every online poker player can wear with pride to show support for Online Poker Rights!

    Multiple entries allowed. Contest ends June 15th

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  2. 05-14-2011 11:21 AM #2
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    What's that giant shadow I see comming?

    It's the giant friggin banhammer

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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  3. 05-14-2011 11:29 AM #3
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    It's a real contest supported by the FTR team. Enjoy!
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  4. 05-14-2011 11:55 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    What's that giant shadow I see comming?

    It's the giant friggin banhammer
    Shotglass has been banned.
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  5. 05-14-2011 12:54 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Shotglass has been banned.

    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Really! Cool....apologies to the OP.

    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    do we post them in here or PM them to you?
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    So that I make enough $$$ to bribe 'rilla into un-banning me.
    My price can't be measured in dollars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    My price can't be measured in dollars.
    what about in FPPs?
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    what about in FPPs?
    My price can only be measured in the tears of orphans and the moisture of your mom's panties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    voicing my extreme displeasure at FTR supporting someone who spams me
    come on... same team!
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    [Online] Poker should be legal, because while the large majority of players will be long-term losers, people in a free society should have the right to 'spend' money on entertainment at their own discretion, so long as it does not directly infringe on the the rights of another person or people.
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    Online poker should be legal so this guy will stop spamming me.
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    It should be legal so i have an alternative to beating my wife
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    So I can multitable porn and poker
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