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  1. 03-29-2012 07:25 AM #1
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    Default UK rappers > anything US can do

    Meet MC Dave | The Poke:

    you can't beat MC Dave.
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  2. 03-29-2012 12:22 PM #2
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    With baseball bats.

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    Im so upset. I thought this thread was gonna introduce me to a cool uk rapper that i hadnt heard of, and then its just...this guy. Sadface
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    I like how he does it with those fake gag teeth from the Halloween store.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    Im so upset. I thought this thread was gonna introduce me to a cool uk rapper that i hadnt heard of, and then its just...this guy. Sadface
    His name is MC Dave. I don't even have to click on the link to tell you what I'd likely see.
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  7. 03-29-2012 06:06 PM #7
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    US parkour >>> UK parkour
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  8. 03-30-2012 12:19 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    US parkour >>> UK parkour
    Well yeah, you have like 5x our meagre population, you should be better than us at everything. But you're not. We're better at cricket, darts, snooker, proper football, rugby, curling, cycling, swimming, tossing the caber, neglecting our teeth, complaining about the weather, F1, field hockey, industrial revolutions and tea making, to name but a few. Plus we have more history, and what little history you guys have is all thanks to us, and don't you forget it. If America was that great, you'd have your own language, wouldn't you? Instead you bastardise ours. And bastardise has no fucking z in it, you arsewipes.

    What's parkour anyway? Is it that thing where basically people are skateboarding without a skateboard?
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    I thought we were fighting over hobbies no one cares about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    I thought we were fighting over hobbies no one cares about.
    Where's the proof Rilla? At least mine had a link PROVING my statement.
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    US parkour:



    UK parkour:



    Q.E.D bitches
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    massive lol. Well done Rilla
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    UK Cake making >>>>>>>> US Cake making

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    That's not a US cake, That's a US cupcake
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  17. 03-30-2012 01:59 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    If America was that great, you'd have your own language, wouldn't you? Instead you bastardise ours. And bastardise has no fucking z in it, you arsewipes.
    Go ahead, take credit for a language where nothing is spelled as it sounds. But we're slowly improving it. It has a "z" sound? Great, change that "s" to a "z". Plus we know how to correctly spell "ass".
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightGizmo View Post
    Go ahead, take credit for a language where nothing is spelled as it sounds. But we're slowly improving it. It has a "z" sound? Great, change that "s" to a "z". Plus we know how to correctly spell "ass".
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