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  1. 10-13-2012 08:27 PM #1
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    Default High Stakes Poker Theme Song Lyrics???

    What are the lyrics to the High Stakes Poker theme song? My best guess:

    (I'm all in)
    yeah
    all my ladies is jacked
    I got the deuce of diamonds
    and I ain't holding back
    (I'm all in)
    yeah
    I'm gonna kick it
    pocket rockets the ticket
    'n' if you got what it takes
    then you can play high stakes

    (I'm all in)
    (I'm all in)
    These ladies ain't ladies
    unless they're your ladies
    (I'm all in)
    Put your hand on a monster
    if that's what it takes
    (I'm all in)
    'n' you've got what it takes
    if you can play high stakes


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    all my ladies is jacked
    I prefer "A malaise eject" but that's probably not right, because who would use a word like malaise in a poker song? BUT going all-in can be a form of tilted explosion.

    I got the deuce of diamonds
    I've convinced myself that it's definitely not the ace

    These ladies ain't ladies / unless they're your ladies
    I have no idea what this means, but it does sound like some kind of brag at showdown.
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    bing blang blaow, you know it by now

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    I find it lol that you are trying to not only learn but catalogue the lyrics to a show theme song....

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    With a duece and seven suited? Flopped the flush and I was looted???
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    all my ladies is jacked
    I got the deuce of diamonds
    this is definitely wrong. it's something about ace jack and it is ace of diamonds, not deuce.

    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    These ladies ain't ladies / unless they're your ladies
    I have no idea what this means, but it does sound like some kind of brag at showdown.
    pocket queens ain't ladies unless they're in your hand. if they aren't, they're two stupid whores.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    this is definitely wrong. it's something about ace jack and it is ace of diamonds, not deuce.
    Yeah, there are some parts that are really difficult to hear; I wouldn't have asked for help if I thought I had it all figured out.

    I switched from thinking it was "ace" to "deuce" because someone mentioned it to me and I had to admit that the vowel sound in that part is more "oo" than "ay". Listen to it again.

    Do you still think I'm wrong about the deuce?

    Can you give me a best guess to what you think the lyric is?
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    is your band planning to cover this song? why are you so curious about the lyrics
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    I was just re-watching this show again, and there are a couple of lines in the song that I have a hard time understanding.

    I'm not currently in a band, but I would cover this song in a second. I'm just curious is all.
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