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    Cool Sex Thread - No Blushing!

    What kind of games do you like when you are making love?
    I like this
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    Battleship!!!!!!!
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    Do you have time for games when making love? Or is lovemaking a game in and of itself?

    Does not compute
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    Poker?
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    This is like America and drinking games.

    I want to get drunk and you are putting an activity that impedes me from reaching that goal.

    ?wut
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    Hide the sausage is a fav of mine.
    Normski
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    I might not always make love but when I do, I'm more into sports like boxing.
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    damn i blushed
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    I like to play Just The Tip.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    I like to play Just The Tip.
    I've always won when I've played this game. I thought this was standard for The Tip to win the game. Recently I have heard accounts of people playing and not only losing, but not even knowing what constitutes a win.
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    Boners are like your dong blushing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I've always won when I've played this game. I thought this was standard for The Tip to win the game. Recently I have heard accounts of people playing and not only losing, but not even knowing what constitutes a win.
    I have an idea of what constitutes a win, but never heard an official ruling.

    Care to enlighten?
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    cock sauce and anything asian is great
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    I have an idea of what constitutes a win, but never heard an official ruling.

    Care to enlighten?
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    He just wins, mmkay?
    Yea that's what I figured lolz.
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    cock sauce and anything asian is great
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    tits or gtfo
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    ya, sinking it in is obv the way to win.
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    How else can you win? Fire in the hole has to be the bonus prize.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    How else can you win? Fire in the hole has to be the bonus prize.
    I guess some people think it's like playing catch... It's a lot of fun, but there's no real objective and nobody wins. In other words, they seem to be under the impression that the title of the game imposes limits on what can be done while playing the game.
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    A sex game called catch? Oh, of course, Thailand.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    I have this game where me and my partner like to pretend we're interested in each other
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    How else can you win? Fire in the hole has to be the bonus prize.
    You might wanna see a doctor about that

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Boners are like your dong blushing.
    lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    You might wanna see a doctor about that
    Not his pee hole!
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    i like game the sex in with her when its i'm likes it she and me.
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    We were boring here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    I have this game where me and my partner like to pretend we're interested in each other
    this post wins
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    battlesex obv
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    i have that thread saved
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    Man, I crushed this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Man, I crushed this thread.
    I often think this way about old threads I have posted in, only using the word 'crushed' a little differently than you are.
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    Once you go boostnslide, you open wide

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