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  1. 10-12-2005 10:00 PM #1
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    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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  2. 10-12-2005 10:38 PM #2
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    Sounds like something my mother in law would write in asking.
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  3. 10-12-2005 10:51 PM #3
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    I think he meant "Camel Toes" as in trying the see the outlines of some women's vagina through her tight bathing suit bottom. What a hilarious goings on.

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  4. 10-12-2005 10:52 PM #4
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    Wow, you can read? Suprize around every corner with you...
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  5. 10-12-2005 10:54 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrunchyNuts
    Wow, you can read? Suprize around every corner with you...
    qui?

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  6. 10-12-2005 11:26 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrunchyNuts
    Sounds like something my mother in law would write in asking.
    when we were moving my brother into his college dorm a few years ago my mom, my brother, his friend, and I were in his room. we needed to like fix a cabinet or something, and my mom said "that just needs some type of hand job or something", to which my brother's friend replied "oh really, what type of hand job might that be?", to which she replied, "what?"
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  7. 10-12-2005 11:33 PM #7
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    My mother in law once questioned out loud if "Tit-leist" was some form of dirty German word when she saw it written on the side of a lamp shaped like a golf ball.

    For the daft, it read "Titleist"
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  8. 10-13-2005 02:42 AM #8
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  9. 10-14-2005 01:31 PM #9
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    TylerK, Thanks!

    This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    Makes my day soo much more bearable.
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  10. 10-15-2005 05:28 PM #10
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  11. 10-16-2005 01:42 AM #11
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    Being the resident expert on hallucigenics, I can say with certainty that licking camel toads is safe; however, smoking them is quite definitely dangerous.
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  12. 10-16-2005 08:53 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I think he meant "Camel Toes" as in trying the see the outlines of some women's LABIA through her tight bathing suit bottom. What a hilarious goings on.

    -'rilla
    Corrected

    If you can see her vagina through her bikini, well............
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  13. 10-16-2005 09:43 PM #13
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    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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  14. 10-16-2005 09:57 PM #14
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    I hate this thread.
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