Ahhhhhhh Toasty!

[Humphrind]

I have no excuse here. I was talking to my wife, and I had to do something. She said, "You have KTo, you wanna play it?" She folded it for me so I could do my thing.

My ass is sore from kicking myself in it ever since.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've blamed everyone else, I'm adding Toasty's name here too. I blame you for jinxing me with your "Close doesn't count it" comment.


Game #526676953 - (blinds $0.05/$0.10) No Limit Texas Hold'em -
2004/06/22-02:15:51 (CST)
Table "Cat Island" (real money) -- Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Kevron ($7.02 in chips)
Seat 2: banjopete ($5.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Gosifer ($13.70 in chips)
Seat 4: newbie9 ($12.74 in chips)
Seat 5: HIHISTACK ($5.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Minty Green ($4.23 in chips)
Seat 7: onthebus91 ($10.05 in chips)
Seat 8: Salt Laker ($7.75 in chips)
Seat 9: nuttbuster ($3.55 in chips)
Seat 10: Humphrind ($7.15 in chips)
banjopete: Post Small Blind ($0.05)
Gosifer : Post Big Blind ($0.10)
Dealing...
Dealt to Humphrind [ ]
Dealt to Humphrind [ ]
newbie9 : Fold
HIHISTACK: Call ($0.10)
Minty Green: Fold
onthebus91: Raise ($0.60)
Salt Laker: Fold
Kevron said, "yep"
nuttbuster: Call ($0.60)
Humphrind: Fold
Kevron : Fold
banjopete: Fold
Gosifer : Fold
HIHISTACK: Call ($0.50)
*** FLOP *** : [ ]
HIHISTACK: Bet ($0.25)
onthebus91: Raise ($0.50)
nuttbuster: Raise ($1)
HIHISTACK: Fold
onthebus91: Call ($0.50)
*** TURN *** : [ ] [ ]
Kevron said, "ahhhhhhhhh"
onthebus91: Check
nuttbuster: Bet ($0.25)
onthebus91: Call ($0.25)
*** RIVER *** : [ ] [ ]
onthebus91: Check
nuttbuster: Check
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $4.50 | Rake: $0.20
Board: [ Jc Qc Ac Tc 7d ]
Kevron didn't bet (folded)
banjopete lost $0.05 (folded)
Gosifer lost $0.10 (folded)
newbie9 didn't bet (folded)
HIHISTACK lost $0.85 (folded)
Minty Green didn't bet (folded)
onthebus91 bet $1.85, collected $4.50, net +$2.65 (showed hand) [ Qh Qs ]
(three of a kind, queens)
Salt Laker didn't bet (folded)
nuttbuster lost $1.85 [ Jd As ] (two pair, aces and jacks)
Humphrind didn't bet (folded) [ Kc Th ] (a royal flush)

[Xianti]

Oh... my... God... !!!

NooOoOO, Humph! NoOoOOoooooOOoooOoOoooOoooooOO!!!

[fishstick]

royal flush? big deal, i get those like every 20 hands or so...

can you say D'OH!!!!

[Toasty]

Dude you should have pushed all in PF to disguise your flop/turn Royal Flush!

Hope this wasn't on UB as this would have won you the hand Jackpot too!

Take solice in the fact that it was a good fold. I feel sorry for the players you were playing i'm sure you let them know for the next 20 mins you folded a Royal Flush

[jmrogers7]

Hope this wasn't on UB as this would have won you the hand Jackpot too!

Just a clarification. You must use BOTH hole cards to qualify for the hi-hand jackpot at UB. In case anyone was wondering.

[Humphrind]

I feel sorry for the players you were playing i'm sure you let them know for the next 20 mins you folded a Royal Flush

Actually, Kevron said that he folded the (you can see him saying "ahhhhhhhh" in the hand) I wasn't sure that I did at first, so I requesed the hand history for confirmation.

I didn't really say anything in the room, I rarely chat in poker rooms, unless a friend is in there, or I'm drunk. But if you ask my wife, or my friend Mike, they have heard it a BAJILLION times in the proceeding 24 hours.