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    Default great news yesterday

    just got some great news yesterday, the wife's pregnant and i'm gonna be a dad. pretty pround of myself so i'm telling everyone, which includes all you online poker folk. now i just need to know what the wife likes better, doyle, phil, or gus as a name and how old is old enough to learn to play cards? 3? 5? maybe i should start a poll. anyway, just wanted to tell the good news.
    "But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
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    Congrats dude thats excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Teach 'em in the womb

    Congrats!
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    Wow! And she's pretty sure it's yours? j/k. That's fantastic, man.

    Thought about any names? I think "a500lbgorilla" is very pretty. Just something to consider...

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    Nice! Congrats, daddy!
    "The urge to gamble is so universal and it's practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." - Heywood Broun
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    Congrats man. Give it love, attention and a new deck of KEMs every year!
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    thanks everyone. she's like 80% sure it's mine, well, 75%, something like that, i'm sure we'll find out on the maury show. "when it comes to little doyle, dude, you ARE the father" jk. they should have like baby size kems, i'd buy them. and maybe some mini chips so the kid can start early on the chip tricks. thanks for all the congrats.
    "But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepokerdude
    and maybe some mini chips so the kid can start early on the chip tricks.
    No mini chips! CHOKING HAZARD!

    Gotta start thinking like a responsible parent. Regular-sized chips should suffice.
    "The urge to gamble is so universal and it's practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." - Heywood Broun
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    jeez, didn't even think about that, man, i do need to start thinking in terms of a parent. there goes my risk board game and my micro machines collection. ouch.
    "But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
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    congats pokerdude. Mines already over 5 months old.

    You have a year or so before you have to worry about them grabbing risk off the shelf and shitting plastic for a week.

    advice:
    get a housekeeper - whatever 50/100 bucks a month. saves marriages.

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