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    Default Fishing for compliments

    So, I'm taking my new avatar out for a spin. Whatcha think?
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    himself fucker.
    Homer makes wierd coughing noises.
    Marge says, "Homer, what's wrong?"
    Homer coughs out a chicken bone.
    Homer says, "Chicken bone."
    Some time later...
    Home makes wierd coughing noises.
    Marge says, "Another chicken bone?"
    Homer coughs out a chicken bone and says, "Same one."

    I <3 Simpsons.

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    Default Re: Fishing for compliments

    Quote Originally Posted by Molinero
    So, I'm taking my new avatar out for a spin. Whatcha think?
    mines better! 8-)


    Corey
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    Hey, Molinero Max Power was on tonight

    woo hoo!
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    Sauve guy says, "Hey, love your name."
    Homer as Max Power says, "Thanks, I got it off a hair-dryer."

    Homer sings in the office while holding plaque engraved with his NEW name, "Max power! It's the name that feels good in your ear. But when you hear it, you musn't fear! Max power!"

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    didn't homer want to change marge's name to chesty larue in that one too? i love calling my wife that, she hates it, but it's simpsons, hence....classic.
    "But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
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    Yes. Yes he did.

    What a great man.

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    Best quote from this episode, I think:

    Homer: "This is the worst party ever."
    Marge: "I don't know.. remember Lenny's New Years Eve party? He didn't even have a clock..."
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    Homer: There are three ways to get something done: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.

    Lisa: Isn't that just the wrong way?

    Homer: Yeah, but faster!
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    to the tune of flintstones sung by homer driving his car:

    simpson, homer simpson,
    he's the greatest guy in historyyyyyy

    from the, town of springfield,
    he's about to hit a chestnut tree

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
    "But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
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    Said after the Simpson family auto strikes a statue of a deer

    Homer: D'OH!

    Lisa: (pointing) A deer!

    Marge: A FEmale deer!



    hehe...
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    Lol i love ur simpsons avatar man, and the quotes are hilarious keep em coming


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    (Said to Homer after he grovels and begs for his old job back)

    Mr. Burns: As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the Plague.

    Smithers: Um, sir, that's 'plaque'.

    Mr. Burns: Ah, yes -- the plaque! (Reading) "Don't forget: You're here forever."
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?

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