I truly wish all my opponents were this smart

[Yeldud]

I changed the names to protect the guilty, and innocent. The comments that follow are priceless.

player1 is at seat 0 with 855.
player2 is at seat 1 with 2220.
player3 is at seat 2 with 2405.
yeldud is at seat 6 with 3530.
player5 is at seat 9 with 990.
The button is at seat 1.

player3 posts the small blind of 20.
yeldud posts the big blind of 40.

player1: -- --
player2: -- --
player3: -- --
yeldud: 2c 3d
player5: -- --

Pre-flop:

player5 calls. player1 calls. player2 calls. player3 calls. yeldud checks.


Flop (board: 3H 3s Qd):

player3 checks yeldud bets 250 player5 calls player1 folds player2 folds player3 folds


Turn (board: 3H 3s Qd 3c):

Yeldud moves ALL IN. player5 Calls.


River (board: 3H 3s Qd 3c 7d):

(no action in this round)


Showdown:

player5 has 3h 3s 3c Ad Ah: full house threes full of aces.
yeldud has 3h 3s 3c 3d Qd: four threes.

player5(obs) "WTF?"
yeldud "huh?"
player5(obs) "You had no business being in this hand!!"
yeldud "Excuse me?"
player5(obs) "You call my raise with that crap!! WTF!!! You suck You should have folded pre flop"
yeldud "Please check hand history, I CHECKED pre-flop and only bet when I had trips"
player5(obs) "FU Go have intercourse with yourself you idiot"
yeldud "An idiot playing with your chips"
yeldud "Which one of us has obs next to their name?"
player1 "A fool and his money is soon departed"
player5(obs) "This is why I hate $5 tourneys the players suck call raises with 23!!"
yeldud "Are you drinking?"
player5(obs) "FU!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep playing 23 and watch what happens"
yeldud "I will, from the BB with all callers behind me"
yeldud "Keep slow playing rockets and watch what happens- either way, you are watching and I am playing"
player5(obs) "FU"
yeldud "My last advice - 1)stop drinking 2)Read a book on poker 3)Learn a deeper vocabulary"
player1 "player5 - please let me know what tables you are playing at"

[a500lbgorilla]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh sweet jesus, morons never fail to amaze/amuse.

-'rilla

[TylerK]

LOL...I like how you tried to reason with him, that's priceless.

[ttanaka]

Wow. That guys was so stupid he couldn't figure out that he never raised the pot!!!

Which one of us has obs next to their name?

Funny stuff.[/quote]

[montimus]

I don't even respond to crap like that. Don't let him realize it was his mistake...just let him think you made the mistake. Just label his as an ATM and play against him as much as you can.

[ka24_det]

while this situation is funny, players like this can be so frustrating.. because they dont fold mid-premium hands. Even when theres a straight flush draw, and you have been betting as you had it they wont lay down jj...

However in the end it catches up to them I guess.. and they just end up loosing the little the win and redopositing the minimum and feed our bankrolls.

[dalecooper]

while this situation is funny, players like this can be so frustrating.. because they dont fold mid-premium hands. Even when theres a straight flush draw, and you have been betting as you had it they wont lay down jj...

I don't see why that's frustrating. Just don't try to bluff them if they call your first stab at the pot, and when you DO have the goods, bet hard - they'll pay you off. I *love* players like this.