I have jury duty for 2 weeks. I got assigned to a case yesterday. I am currently not alowed to talk about the case but I don't think this counts.

I'm wondering if anyone else has had a good/bad/funny experience. I'll start:

Defense attorney questioning witness:
What was the purpose of smoking the blunt?

Witness:
<stares blankly>

D.A.:
Why were you smoking a blunt?

Witness:
To get high!?!?