I am teh stoopid

[UG]

Rule #1: Don't play poker tired.
Rule #2: If you play poker tired, and you fold a full house without realizing it, you better frickin' win the SNG (which I did).

Enjoy the idiocy of George.

***** Hand History for Game 1572790918 *****
15/30 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 9456699) - Fri Feb 11 00:27:52 EST 2005
Table Table 10864 (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: rmwink45 (755)
Seat 2: bekele (770)
Seat 3: birdie6 (815)
Seat 4: RickCanDo (790)
Seat 5: UltimateGW (770)
Seat 6: Huntness (820)
Seat 7: mf74837s (695)
Seat 8: chkraise22 (730)
Seat 9: koRnFrEaK007 (1080)
Seat 10: malbanese (775)
birdie6 posts small blind (10)
RickCanDo posts big blind (15)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UltimateGW [ 4h, 4s ]
UltimateGW calls (15)
Huntness folds.
mf74837s calls (15)
chkraise22 calls (15)
koRnFrEaK007 calls (15)
malbanese folds.
rmwink45 folds.
bekele calls (15)
birdie6 calls (5)
RickCanDo checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Th, Kh, 4c ]
birdie6 checks.
RickCanDo checks.
UltimateGW bets (100)
mf74837s folds.
chkraise22 calls (100)
koRnFrEaK007 folds.
bekele folds.
birdie6 folds.
RickCanDo folds.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Kc ]
UltimateGW bets (100)
chkraise22 calls (100)
** Dealing River ** : [ 6h ]
UltimateGW checks.
chkraise22 bets (100)
UltimateGW folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 605
Board: [ Th Kh 4c Kc 6h ]
rmwink45 balance 755, didn't bet (folded)
bekele balance 755, lost 15 (folded)
birdie6 balance 800, lost 15 (folded)
RickCanDo balance 775, lost 15 (folded)
UltimateGW balance 555, lost 215 (folded)
Huntness balance 820, didn't bet (folded)
mf74837s balance 680, lost 15 (folded)
chkraise22 balance 1020, bet 315, collected 605, net +290
koRnFrEaK007 balance 1065, lost 15 (folded)
malbanese balance 775, didn't bet (folded)


I felt like such an idiot when I told Ilikeaces86 about this in IRC...

I was like, "Yeah, I just had to lay down trip 4's." He said, "Ohh yeah, why's that?" I replied, "Two kings came out on the flop, I had to get away from it." Without hesitation he replied, "OMG YOU IDIOT YOU FOLDED A FULL HOUSE."

Hey, at least I overcame my own stupidity and came out victorious. If I could just stay out of my own way I'd be AWESOME.

[Sed]

There seems to be a "fold the full boat" bug running around these forums lately...

I need to get vaccinated.

- sed

[Fortune 500]

I've seen this done before. she was a rookie. You oughta know better, Mr. Teacher Man.

JK... it is pretty funny though.

[ilikeaces86]

Your lucky you won that SNG or I would of had to shoot you.

[a500lbgorilla]

wow.

I read the HH and thought, "Who's the moron?" Then I saw it was George and thought, "Why am I not suprised?"

Maybe one of the worst hands I've seen played in a while. The only well played street is the flop.

-'rilla

[guitarhero14]

For awhile now I havent been playing late at night, I find I play so much worse. lol maybe cuz I am dead tired.

BUT cant say that I have thrown away a full house before. Sorry bud

[UG]

Like I said before, at least I overcame myself to win the SNG. I realize how absolutely stupid this hand was, so I figured I'd amuse everyone by posting it.

Maybe one of the worst hands I've seen played in a while. The only well played street is the flop.
-'rilla

Rilla, what would you have done differently preflop? I was first to act with 44. This was like the third hand of a tournament on PP, so the blinds were nothing. A $60-80 raise is not going to scare anyone. So...why not see if I can flop a monster (which I did) so I can destroy people with it (which I didn't, haha)?

[a500lbgorilla]

oh no, limping was standard.

-'rilla

[Penneywize]

I don't see how any experienced player can say they haven't folded a boat before, I mean how many times does the board come up 4TT34 and you hold A4 but are forced to fold because you're sure the other guy has a T?

But yeah dude that does suck but I guess since you won the tourney it is forgivable maybe the poker gods took pity on you.. Or maybe your opponents just weren't defending their blinds late in the tourney

[guitarhero14]

I meant without knowing it.

[SmackinYaUp]

back in my limit days i had the nut full house and on the river got into a raising war with another player. I thought I hit the raise button right before another table popped up and distracted me while my full house was folded when I ran out of time. Pretty annoying. Im sure it confused the hell outta everyone when I folded to the river cap

[Yeldud]

George:

We all know that you were just building your table image...besides, someone could have been holding KT.

Seriously, glad to see you did not come unglued over this and went on to win.