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How much to go to prison?

View Poll Results: How many years?

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  • 10 years for $10M

    1 3.57%
  • 8 years for $8M

    0 0%
  • 6 years for $6M

    0 0%
  • 4 years for $4M

    0 0%
  • 2 years for $2M

    2 7.14%
  • 1 years for $1M

    15 53.57%
  • 10 minutes for a Big Mac and Coke

    10 35.71%
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  1. #1

    Default How much to go to prison?

    Would you go to prison for 10 years for $10,000,000?
    How about 1 year for $1,000,000?
    Wheres the cutoff?
  2. #2
    is this the office space "federal pound me in the ass prison?" bc if so no amount of money is worth it
  3. #3
    Ive visited a prison once, the stories there are abslutely horrible. The are many group rapings that go on. As well as one poor soul who was tied down to his bed, and then lit on fire....
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    Freedom >> money

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    I could do a year for a million. any more time than that, and it wouldnt be worth it
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  6. #6
    I'd try 2 years for 2 mill, whether or not I make it depends on the prison.
  7. #7
    You could not pay me enough to do this. I value my ass. It's my ass, stay away from it!
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    1 year for 1 million sounds good
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    10 minutes for the fast food is the only option.

    Prison sucks.
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    A better question would be how much would it cost for you to go to jail for x # of years. So heres mine how much could someone offer you that would convince you to spend 3 years in jail?
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    Depends on my age when I go, the older I get, the cheaper my price.

    ESPECIALLY if I had a years heads up and an advance.

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    a Mil a year works out at $114/hr, every hour. i could cope with going to sleep and waking up 1000 better off, would offset much of the hardship. It really depends on the prison, and if the other prisoners found out how much i was getting paid!
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  13. #13
    I couldn't do any time. I've seen and heard so many terrible stories through some criminal justice classes that I am taking. 10 min. for big mac and coke is about all I'm willing to do.
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  14. #14
    so you would be willing to get pounded in the ass for 10 minutes for a big mac and a coke? what has this world come to?
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  15. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    so you would be willing to get pounded in the ass for 10 minutes for a big mac and a coke? what has this world come to?
    I hear the ass pounding doesn't start for at least 30 minute so I'd be good.
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    I don't have any sex appeal I’m good for 10years... (Note: I voted this to be a smart ass I couldn't really probably even handle a year)... but i would prob try a year for a mil...
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  17. #17
    Depending on the type of prison, I would likely do one year for one million. Also, the older I become the more willing I am sure I would be to do longer periods of time.

    How about a summer for $250K?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Admerylous
    Depending on the type of prison, I would likely do one year for one million. Also, the older I become the more willing I am sure I would be to do longer periods of time.

    How about a summer for $250K?
    Screw "a summer." How's about "a fall" or some less sweet season?

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