How do you want to die?

[ilikeaces86]

I would love to die at the final table of the WSOP when Im like 90.

[a500lbgorilla]

Jumping off of something high. While high.

-'rilla

[bigred]

Heart attack while in bed with the pope...wait...

[ilikeaces86]

Heart attack while in bed with the pope...wait...

Dude seriously WTF!

[bigred]

My most offensive post yet

[The_Cheat]

Your a gay-old-guy-of-the-cloth-lover!!!!

gross!!!

thats like ten fetishes!!

[ilikeaces86]

Your a gay-old-guy-of-the-cloth-lover!!!!

gross!!!

thats like ten fetishes!!

you guys are so messed up.

[The_Cheat]

hey, dont put that back on me.

i just labeled and identified his fetishes. i did not bring this up

[ilikeaces86]

hey, dont put that back on me.

i just labeled and identified his fetishes. i did not bring this up

You seem to have a fetish with hippies making a humping motion.

[The_Cheat]

a- he is not a hippie
b- haha, your right i do
c- how do you know thats not me?

[ilikeaces86]

a- he is not a hippie
b- haha, your right i do
c- how do you know thats not me?

Because you are obviously japanese.

[The_Cheat]

nope. i am white.

strike two

[gabe]

with my family.

[a500lbgorilla]

with my family.

That's just morbid.

-'rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

[old joke]Asleep, like my grandfather. No screaming my head off like everyone else in the car...[/old joke]

-'rilla

Quietly in my sleep.

[ake]

Crashing into a wall. Blowing my brains out in somebody's face. Overdose.

Anything goes..

[BoondockSaint]

Jumping off of something high. While high.

-'rilla

Right the fuck on man. I want to die on a BASE jump. I want it only if the rest of my family is already dead though cause I already worry the shit out of em and my mom probably doesnt even sleep at night anymore. If I died in the next few years it would fuck em up too bad.

[tcpj4]

assassination, because once you've crossed from murder to assassination, you're important :O

[Legendash]

yeah, ASSASSINATION, what a great word, hit by a pro, double tap in the head, that's the way to go!

[huntingsalmon]

I would very much like to be naked in a large metal room, the temperature then either increases or decreases until I die. As of yet I am undecided which temperature fluctuation I will be picking.

I will be sure to keep you all informed.

That or drown in a vat of ants.

[Legendash]

I would very much like to be naked in a large metal room, the temperature then either increases or decreases until I die. As of yet I am undecided which temperature fluctuation I will be picking.

I will be sure to keep you all informed.

That or drown in a vat of ants.

ok you're weird!

[a500lbgorilla]

I would very much like to be naked in a large metal room, the temperature then either increases or decreases until I die. As of yet I am undecided which temperature fluctuation I will be picking.

I will be sure to keep you all informed.

That or drown in a vat of ants.

What the fuck is wrong with you, boy?

-'rilla

[UncleBuddy]

I would like to be suffocated by a large boob.

'rilla would do.

[a500lbgorilla]

I would like to be suffocated by a large boob.

'rilla would do.

I almost got excited for a second there.

-'rilla

[boost]

being jetisoned into space might be cool, but only if when my head explodes, it makes a satisfying **pop**

[|~|ypermegachi]

wait a minute? what do you mean by die?

[MannerBoy]

I want to die with the knowlegde that i left a better world to my kids than the world my parents gave me

[SmackinYaUp]

I would very much like to be naked in a large metal room, the temperature then either increases or decreases until I die. As of yet I am undecided which temperature fluctuation I will be picking.

I will be sure to keep you all informed.

That or drown in a vat of ants.

This is the best post Ive ever read in my entire fucked up little life.

[boost]

hey smack... do you have that same image as your stars avatar?

[SmackinYaUp]

No, I dont have an account at stars. If I did I might use this avatar. Speaking of which, its about time for a new avatar. Why do you ask?


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If I had to pick my death, it would go like this: Id run up in front of a big classroom of people and start laughing like a maniac and take a gas powered weed eater to my own face so that it sprayed everyone with blood and bits of skull/brain matter.


Edit - No, I am thinking Id rather die while having an orgy with ten beautiful, exotic virgins. Yea...thats more like it. Scratch the weedeater thing if ya dont mind.