Worst All-in Call In The History of Mankind

[Boobie_Lover]

Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: CJ85 (4215 in chips)
Seat 2: Boobie Lover (2445 in chips)
Seat 5: mattymatt33 (6840 in chips)
CJ85: posts small blind 75
Boobie Lover: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Boobie Lover [Kd 3h]
mattymatt33: folds
CJ85: calls 75
Boobie Lover: raises 2295 to 2445 and is all-in
CJ85: calls 2295
*** FLOP *** [5d 5c Qh]
Boobie Lover said, "WHAT!"
*** TURN *** [5d 5c Qh] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [5d 5c Qh Ad] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CJ85: shows [3s 2s] (a pair of Fives)
Boobie Lover: shows [Kd 3h] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
Boobie Lover collected 4890 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4890 | Rake 0
Board [5d 5c Qh Ad Kh]
Seat 1: CJ85 (small blind) showed [3s 2s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: Boobie Lover (big blind) showed [Kd 3h] and won (4890) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 5: mattymatt33 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


I am relatively new, but I have never seen any call of preflop all-in any worse than that.

[Darby]

#Game No : 2244766805
***** Hand History for Game 2244766805 *****
NL Hold'em Trny:13304272 Level:7 Blinds (100/200) - Wednesday, June 22, 02:21:38 EDT 2005
Table $1,250 Players Club Freeroll(370661) Table #14 (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: bigade ( $19319 )
Seat 2: SeansAces ( $4635 )
Seat 5: dustin_es ( $230 )
Seat 8: camljr ( $5272 )
Seat 9: ty_chi84 ( $410 )
Seat 10: gt281h80 ( $1735 )
Seat 7: Long_m ( $3516 )
Seat 3: no1reflux ( $743 )
Seat 4: Luka69 ( $30 )
Seat 6: DaRippa112 ( $3735 )
Trny:13304272 Level:7
Blinds (100/200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to gt281h80 [ Kd 5d ]
bigade folds.
SeansAces folds.
no1reflux folds.
Luka69 folds.
dustin_es folds.
DaRippa112 calls [200].
Long_m folds.
camljr calls [200].
ty_chi84 folds.
gt281h80 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, 3h, Kc ]
gt281h80 checks.
DaRippa112 checks.
camljr bets [700].
gt281h80 is all-In [1535]
DaRippa112 folds.
camljr calls [835].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ks ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
camljr shows [ 9d, Td ] a pair of kings.
gt281h80 shows [ Kd, 5d ] a full house, Kings full of fives.
gt281h80 wins 3770 chips from the main pot with a full house, Kings full of fives.

[Bad Beaten]

I've seen far worse:

PokerStars Game #2046198623: Tournament #9759990, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2005/07/06 - 18:37:43 (ET)
Table '9759990 1' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: cookiels (1320 in chips)
Seat 2: eafraser (1330 in chips)
Seat 4: mcs9pilot (3195 in chips)
Seat 5: jj_frap (1900 in chips)
Seat 6: DRDHOYLE (1230 in chips)
Seat 7: Ifish2much (3235 in chips)
Seat 8: delts88 (1290 in chips)
cookiels: posts small blind 15
eafraser: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jj_frap [Qs 6s]
mcs9pilot: folds
jj_frap said, "Eastern Europe > USA. Proof? Rammstein is popular in Eastern Europe whereas Americans are stupid and prefer crap like Gwen Stefani."
jj_frap: folds
DRDHOYLE: folds
Ifish2much: folds
delts88: raises 30 to 60
cookiels: folds
eafraser: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [4s 3c 8d]
eafraser: checks
delts88: bets 1230 and is all-in
eafraser: calls 1230
*** TURN *** [4s 3c 8d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [4s 3c 8d 2c] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eafraser: shows [3s 2s] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
delts88: shows [Jc Js] (a pair of Jacks)
eafraser collected 2595 from pot
jj_frap said, "Bull****"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2595 | Rake 0
Board [4s 3c 8d 2c Ts]
Seat 1: cookiels (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: eafraser (big blind) showed [3s 2s] and won (2595) with two pair, Threes and Deuces
Seat 4: mcs9pilot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jj_frap folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DRDHOYLE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Ifish2much folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: delts88 (button) showed [Jc Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks

[Shark Bait]

whereas Americans are stupid and prefer crap like Gwen Stefani."

NO ONE likes gwen stefani.

[vqc]

so ur telling me that you dont want to holla back girl?

[Bad Beaten]

so ur telling me that you dont want to holla back girl?

Nah...Nobody makes music like the Germans. DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES!

[drmcboy]

99 red balloons was rockin...

[Aces]

well at least it was sOOted.

[gabe]

99
red balloons
doo doo doo doo doo doooo doo doo doo da

[Alibi]

is someone going to remind gwen that she's not black?

i think she forgot or something

[SnoT_III]

This guy I know IRL loves calling huge raises with complete crap just to piss people off when he catches a full house with 72 or 25. It's funny.

[Wet_DreaMer]

whereas Americans are stupid and prefer crap like Gwen Stefani."

NO ONE likes gwen stefani.

I like gwen stefani