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  1. 08-12-2005 03:11 PM #1
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    Default Jim got off the phone at his printing office...

    throwing his fist up in the air...

    "That was American Express, we have a license to print money!"
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  2. 08-12-2005 03:19 PM #2
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    I don't get it?
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  4. 08-12-2005 06:18 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    I don't get it?
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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    Um two pair isn't a license to print money......
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  6. 08-12-2005 07:09 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    I don't get it?
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  7. 08-12-2005 07:23 PM #7
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  8. 08-12-2005 08:17 PM #8
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    its a lame joke that goes with the poker saying
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  9. 08-12-2005 08:41 PM #9
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    What does American Express have to do with printing money?
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    What does American Express have to do with printing money?
    You've never been dealt A Instruction Card?

    That's American Express, baby. It makes bank.

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    I still don't get it.
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  12. 08-12-2005 11:19 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    I still don't get it.
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    american express is a bank, jim is working at a printing company
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    American Express isn't a bank.
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    Is American Express not like a mastercard or something?

    What does American Express have to do with 2 pair?

    I'm confuskalised.
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  16. 08-13-2005 01:55 PM #16
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    What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?






    Lilly.

    Now thats a quality lame joke!
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    did you hear the one about the two gay lawyers?

    they tried each other.



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    I think we need some pirate jokes...
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    Arkana, why are you a pirate?

    Because you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
    did you hear the one about the two gay lawyers?

    they tried each other.



    "not that there's anything wrong with that"

    i love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by arkana
    I think we need some pirate jokes...
    So this little boy with a hairlip is going trick or treating dressed up as a pirate. He goes to the first house, knocks on the door, and when the people answer, he says "Bick or Beat" the dude is like "What?" And the kid goes "Bick or Beat!" The dude is like, "Oh, you want some candy" and puts some in the kids bag. then the girl is like "You are such a cute little pirate, where are your bucaneers?"









    The kid points to his ears and says "Right here, where are your buckin eyes?"

    rofl
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