Have you ever thought about killing a man?

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm on this damn spinny machine (ellipticals) at the gym for 45 mins straight and I don't own any cds or hand held radios and I don't like reading. So all I do for about 45 mins a day is day dream. And I frequently day dream about killing someone.

Usually the scenario is I get stabbed or shot and my amazing skills pwn that n00b. OR the gym is being held hostage and I obliterate all the terrorists with my fists and some free-weights. OR I kill someone will boxing.

Anyone ever do this? Wanna share? Have any perscriptions I should look into?

As a sidebar, I find I always burn more cals (i.e. do more RPMs) when I'm day dreaming about killing someone compared to day dreaming about poker or so hot honeys.

-'rilla

[Gatlin Dan]

what's a 500 pound gorilla doing in a gym anyway? 500 lbs. isn't big enough already?

It would be cool to drop a 40 lb dumbell from the 2nd floor and see what it does to someone's melon, though. I'll give you that.

Try Haldol.

Worked wonders 4 me.

[boost]

when Im driving and its not fun inspired driving, but boring mundane traffic. I start to think about ramming people, and running over pedestrians.

Ive often thought about if I got a gun, how many cops I could kill. I think if I had a silencer and the gun itself couldnt be traced to me, I could go forever, I dont think I would ever get caught in the act, Im just too crafty.

there are other scenerios I think, but thats all that Albert, my freind that lives in my ear, will let me talk about.

[vqc]

I'm on this damn spinny machine (ellipticals) at the gym for 45 mins straight and I don't own any cds or hand held radios and I don't like reading. So all I do for about 45 mins a day is day dream. And I frequently day dream about killing someone.

Usually the scenario is I get stabbed or shot and my amazing skills pwn that n00b. OR the gym is being held hostage and I obliterate all the terrorists with my fists and some free-weights. OR I kill someone will boxing.

Anyone ever do this? Wanna share? Have any perscriptions I should look into?

As a sidebar, I find I always burn more cals (i.e. do more RPMs) when I'm day dreaming about killing someone compared to day dreaming about poker or so hot honeys.

-'rilla

I think your daydreaming more about being a hero than you of killing someone. I Assumue that more often than not your killing somone was not instigated by you but by someone else. So your fine. I get these all the time. Next time you day dream one of these, dont kill the person, just shoot them in the knees. Its much worse than dying. Of if you kno how to, kneebar them in ur day dream. Or heel hook em. Knees are unrepairable and its probably worse than dying, especially if your crook.

... ya I think these definitely happento me too often. I already have a plan! =D.

[vqc]

i forgot the obligatory:
"no i dont think about killing a man, but i do think about killing rillas."

[Staple Gun]

Have you ever thought about killing a man?

Who told you?!? How do you know? I swear I didnt think the gun was loaded

[eeeee]

Ya know..... I can imagine a thread like this is eventualy gonna get 'black trench coat at my school' crap running on it. I don't think we need that kind of attention, even if it is the Community forum. And I can predict someone will say some bust-a-gut funny thing about my don't-run-with-scissors warning, but really, you irreverent guys, just because you CAN piss anywhere you want, it does not mean it is wise to piss everywhere. Really.

[Sykedupp]

Ya know..... I can imagine a thread like this is eventualy gonna get 'black trench coat at my school' crap running on it. I don't think we need that kind of attention, even if it is the Community forum. And I can predict someone will say some bust-a-gut funny thing about my don't-run-with-scissors warning, but really, you irreverent guys, just because you CAN piss anywhere you want, it does not mean it is wise to piss everywhere. Really.

WTF?

This thread is about innocently killing people, NOT pissing everywhere...

-Chris

[Gatlin Dan]

Ya know..... I can imagine a thread like this is eventualy gonna get 'black trench coat at my school' crap running on it. I don't think we need that kind of attention, even if it is the Community forum. And I can predict someone will say some bust-a-gut funny thing about my don't-run-with-scissors warning, but really, you irreverent guys, just because you CAN piss anywhere you want, it does not mean it is wise to piss everywhere. Really.

WTF?

This thread is about innocently killing people, NOT pissing everywhere...

-Chris

We could start a thread about that, though. It would make for conversation that would rival discussions of thoughts of killing people.

[Sykedupp]

Ya know..... I can imagine a thread like this is eventualy gonna get 'black trench coat at my school' crap running on it. I don't think we need that kind of attention, even if it is the Community forum. And I can predict someone will say some bust-a-gut funny thing about my don't-run-with-scissors warning, but really, you irreverent guys, just because you CAN piss anywhere you want, it does not mean it is wise to piss everywhere. Really.

WTF?

This thread is about innocently killing people, NOT pissing everywhere...

-Chris

We could start a thread about that, though. It would make for conversation that would rival discussions of thoughts of killing people.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=16754


-Chris

[Miffed22001]

I just play grand theft auto (san andreas)
If you guys DO NOT HAVE this game then thats....... awful.
If you do then i just enjoy an hour of well murdering people in all sorts of ways possible.
As for the gym, think horny thoughts of fellow 'rillas 'rilla all that extra testosterone makes you run further and faster.
(this is the reason why my g/f comes to watch me play soccer/rugby/cricket and why im soooo damn good)

[ripjohngotti]

Mayor Geualini, I drove to his house once in ny ..Oh wait i shouldn't talk about that here.

[Greedo017]

i don't really imagine the death part so much, i imagine myself getting in fights all the time and kicking some ass, but i mean if the guy is just really being a bitch my jump kick to the face just might be enough to put him down for good. i mainly daydream like this when i'm in the shower or somoething - i take long, infrequent showers.

[Cocco_Bill]

I imagine myself having a sniper rifle and perfect stealth under no risk of getting caught. Then I wonder if there is anyone in the world I could think shooting under those circumstances. Every time I come to the same conclusion, I can't think of anyone...

An ex friend stabbed someone to death in front of my very eyes about four years ago now. Violence and murder is just sick and destroys lives both ways. Any gloryfying talk about it makes me sick.

[underminedsk]

Violence and murder is just sick and destroys lives both ways. Any gloryfying talk about it makes me sick.

Quoted for truth.

[a500lbgorilla]

An ex friend stabbed someone to death in front of my very eyes about four years ago now.

Chirst! If you don't mind, what happened?

-'rilla

[Muxy]

Well Rilla. There is no reason to get involved. No reason.

[a500lbgorilla]

Well Rilla. There is no reason to get involved. No reason.

Hahahahah

you're right, I'm folding a set of threes right here.

-'rilla

[Muxy]

He would be drawing to runner runner quads!

Do not kill him.

No reason to get involded.

[HepCat]

Okay I think this thread has warped me!

There I am, sitting in Taco Bell, eating my Grilled Stuft Burrito when all of the sudden, I start day dreaming of walking into Taco Bell with a gun and just opening fire -- offin people for no apparent reason!

Later, I'm drivin down the street & while passing a bike rider I go off into La-La Land thinkin about plowin over the poor guy, bike & all.

All the while I have the Cypress Hill song "Kill a Man" stuck in my head, except it's the Rage Against the Machine remake and it's just the chorus... "Here is somethin you can't understand! How I could just kill a man!"

Now all I can think about is how badly I want to kill the bastard who created this thread!

[a500lbgorilla]

Bring it on. After 6 weeks at the gym, I am trained in hand to hand, knife combat and all small arms fire.

-'rilla

[journey075]

dont be fooled, rilla looks 100% like his avatar.

[euphoricism]

I have those... often. Mostly I think its just that I always want to be a 'hero'... I think its the Army's fault. Fucking training. I think it might also have something to do with me actually WANTING to be in the army, as well as WANTING to be a police officer.

I think I have delusions of grandeur.

[boost]

Thats strange, a very good freind of mine stabbed someone right infront of me too. The guy had some organ damage but lived. The guy kinda had it coming to him, he was some ripped marine, and he was smashed and in the wrong. My freind showed him the knife and gave him fare warning and in his drunken rage he just ignored it and chraged on. Drunk + Uncoordinated vs swift + knife = gg

but yah for the most part that stuff is wrong. It starts off being just firsts then someone pulls a knife, and next think you know someone is pulling the trigger and it all happens so fast.

[okietalker]

Boost?


Are you still a weenie?

[LMFAO1]

I dunno, I heard Crack is great. LOL.

I told my wife if I am ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, I'm gonna start smoking crack. 6 months to live=6 Month Bender

[Greedo017]

I dunno, I heard Crack is great. LOL.

I told my wife if I am ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, I'm gonna start smoking crack. 6 months to live=6 Month Bender

crack isn't where its at just chew your oxycontin and you're set.

[LMFAO1]

Sorry rilla,

We got a little off topic. Ummm, I don't daydream about killing a man. But I have been in a couple fights that were personal, and I had to stop myself, or someone else had to stop me. Interesting topic though.

Matthew