Poker Stars Blunders kinda funny

[shysti]

Because I was going to catch the ace on the river duh.

[edudlive]

You're welcome at my table ANY time.

[Ivory]

im still trying to figure out who made the blunder :P

[shysti]

You're welcome at my table ANY time.

You wouldn't want that.

[Greedo017]

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[shysti]

PokerStars Game #2601789167: Tournament #12702960, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2005/09/17 - 23:55:22 (ET)
Table '12702960 1' One on One Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: shysti (2225 in chips)
Seat 2: andyn55 (775 in chips)
shysti: posts small blind 15
andyn55: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [7h Ks]
shysti: raises 30 to 60
andyn55: raises 715 to 775 and is all-in
shysti: calls 715
*** FLOP *** [7s 7d 6s]
shysti said, "cracked"
shysti said, "told u"
*** TURN *** [7s 7d 6s] [Kd]
shysti said, "bye bye"
*** RIVER *** [7s 7d 6s Kd] [4h]
shysti said, "owned"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
andyn55: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
shysti: shows [7h Ks] (a full house, Sevens full of Kings)
shysti collected 1550 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1550 | Rake 0
Board [7s 7d 6s Kd 4h]
Seat 1: shysti (button) (small blind) showed [7h Ks] and won (1550) with a full house, Sevens full of Kings
Seat 2: andyn55 (big blind) showed [Ac Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens

[shysti]

PokerStars Game #2602065634: Tournament #12704604, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 00:29:59 (ET)
Table '12704604 1' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: PocketAces33 (1690 in chips)
Seat 2: awakuni (2810 in chips)
Seat 3: Lilith75 (1390 in chips)
Seat 5: shysti (1680 in chips)
Seat 6: PASTA76 (1740 in chips)
Seat 7: NotherDonk (1660 in chips)
Seat 8: deamon32 (1190 in chips)
Seat 9: dw inzone (1340 in chips)
deamon32: posts small blind 10
dw inzone: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [7c 9d]
PocketAces33: calls 20
awakuni: folds
Lilith75: folds
shysti: calls 20
PASTA76: folds
NotherDonk has timed out
NotherDonk: folds
NotherDonk is sitting out
deamon32: calls 10
dw inzone: checks
*** FLOP *** [9c Tc 5h]
deamon32: checks
dw inzone: checks
PocketAces33: bets 60
shysti: raises 60 to 120
deamon32: folds
dw inzone: folds
PocketAces33: calls 60
*** TURN *** [9c Tc 5h] [Jc]
PocketAces33: bets 150
shysti: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [9c Tc 5h Jc] [Ac]
PocketAces33: checks
shysti: bets 350
PocketAces33: folds
shysti collected 620 from pot
shysti: shows [7c 9d] (a flush, Ace high)
PocketAces33 said, "nice"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 620 | Rake 0
Board [9c Tc 5h Jc Ac]
Seat 1: PocketAces33 folded on the River
Seat 2: awakuni folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lilith75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: shysti collected (620)
Seat 6: PASTA76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: NotherDonk (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: deamon32 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: dw inzone (big blind) folded on the Flop

[shysti]

PokerStars Game #2602077036: Tournament #12704604, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 00:31:26 (ET)
Table '12704604 1' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: PocketAces33 (1400 in chips)
Seat 2: awakuni (2810 in chips)
Seat 3: Lilith75 (1390 in chips)
Seat 5: shysti (2010 in chips)
Seat 6: PASTA76 (1740 in chips)
Seat 7: NotherDonk (1660 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: deamon32 (1170 in chips)
Seat 9: dw inzone (1320 in chips)
dw inzone: posts small blind 10
PocketAces33: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [Tc Jh]
PocketAces33 said, "no clubs here"
awakuni: folds
Lilith75: folds
shysti said, "i know "
shysti: raises 20 to 40
PASTA76: folds
NotherDonk: folds
deamon32: calls 40
dw inzone: calls 30
PocketAces33: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [7c Qd Kd]
dw inzone: checks
PocketAces33: checks
shysti: checks
deamon32: bets 60
dw inzone: folds
PocketAces33: folds
shysti: calls 60
*** TURN *** [7c Qd Kd] [Ks]
shysti: bets 180
deamon32: raises 220 to 400
shysti: calls 220
*** RIVER *** [7c Qd Kd Ks] [Td]
shysti: checks
deamon32: bets 670 and is all-in
shysti: calls 670
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deamon32: shows [9h Ah] (a pair of Kings)
shysti: shows [Tc Jh] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
shysti collected 2420 from pot
shysti said, "wow that was sad"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2420 | Rake 0
Board [7c Qd Kd Ks Td]
Seat 1: PocketAces33 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: awakuni folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lilith75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: shysti showed [Tc Jh] and won (2420) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 6: PASTA76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: NotherDonk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: deamon32 (button) showed [9h Ah] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: dw inzone (small blind) folded on the Flop

[shysti]

PokerStars Tournament #12702960, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $5.00/$0.25
2 players
Total Prize Pool: $10.00
Tournament started - 2005/09/17 - 23:42:49 (ET)

Dear shysti,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $10.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

[midas06]

Wow, you're the man. Did your psychic powers guide you through that heads up?

[shysti]

Wow, you're the man. Did your psychic powers guide you through that heads up?

Of course duh

[shysti]

I just won this one with my psychic powers. Man do i love poker stars:

PokerStars Game #2602659311: Tournament #12706874, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level II (30/60) - 2005/09/18 - 01:53:45 (ET)
Table '12706874 2' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: laugher_22 (2330 in chips)
Seat 2: shysti (3670 in chips)
shysti: posts small blind 30
laugher_22: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [9c 8s]
shysti: raises 60 to 120
laugher_22: raises 120 to 240
shysti: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [9h 3d 6c]
laugher_22: bets 720
shysti: raises 720 to 1440
laugher_22: raises 650 to 2090 and is all-in
shysti: calls 650
*** TURN *** [9h 3d 6c] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [9h 3d 6c Th] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
laugher_22: shows [As 8c] (a pair of Eights)
shysti: shows [9c 8s] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
shysti said, "haha"
shysti said, "sad"
shysti collected 4660 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4660 | Rake 0
Board [9h 3d 6c Th 8h]
Seat 1: laugher_22 (big blind) showed [As 8c] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: shysti (button) (small blind) showed [9c 8s] and won (4660) with two pair, Nines and Eights

PokerStars Tournament #12706874, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$0.50
4 players
Total Prize Pool: $40.00
Tournament started - 2005/09/18 - 01:22:53 (ET)

Dear shysti,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $40.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

[shysti]

PokerStars Game #2602479149: Tournament #12706874, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 01:26:13 (ET)
Table '12706874 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: natnani (580 in chips)
Seat 2: shysti (2420 in chips)
shysti: posts small blind 10
natnani: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [2d 5h]
shysti: raises 20 to 40
natnani: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [2h 2c 9c]
natnani: bets 540 and is all-in
shysti: calls 540
shysti said, "bye"
shysti said, "haha"
shysti said, "chump"
*** TURN *** [2h 2c 9c] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [2h 2c 9c 5d] [4s]
shysti said, "owned"
shysti said, "too easy"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
natnani: shows [3d 3c] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
shysti: shows [2d 5h] (a full house, Deuces full of Fives)
shysti collected 1160 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1160 | Rake 0
Board [2h 2c 9c 5d 4s]
Seat 1: natnani (big blind) showed [3d 3c] and lost with two pair, Threes and Deuces
Seat 2: shysti (button) (small blind) showed [2d 5h] and won (1160) with a full house, Deuces full of Fives

*********** # 2 **************
PokerStars Game #2602475465: Tournament #12706874, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 01:25:41 (ET)
Table '12706874 1' One on One Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: natnani (580 in chips)
Seat 2: shysti (2420 in chips)
natnani: posts small blind 10
shysti: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [2h Ad]
natnani: calls 10
shysti: raises 60 to 80
natnani: raises 500 to 580 and is all-in
shysti: calls 500
*** FLOP *** [6d 5c 5d]
*** TURN *** [6d 5c 5d] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [6d 5c 5d Ks] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shysti: shows [2h Ad] (a pair of Fives)
natnani: shows [4c Ac] (a pair of Fives)
shysti collected 580 from pot
natnani collected 580 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1160 | Rake 0
Board [6d 5c 5d Ks 9h]
Seat 1: natnani (button) (small blind) showed [4c Ac] and won (580) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: shysti (big blind) showed [2h Ad] and won (580) with a pair of Fives

*********** # 3 **************
PokerStars Game #2602473998: Tournament #12706874, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 01:25:28 (ET)
Table '12706874 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: natnani (600 in chips)
Seat 2: shysti (2400 in chips)
shysti: posts small blind 10
natnani: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [4s Th]
shysti: raises 80 to 100
natnani: folds
shysti collected 40 from pot
shysti: shows [4s Th] (high card Ten)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 40 | Rake 0
Seat 1: natnani (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: shysti (button) (small blind) collected (40)

*********** # 4 **************
PokerStars Game #2602468946: Tournament #12706874, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 01:24:45 (ET)
Table '12706874 1' One on One Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: natnani (760 in chips)
Seat 2: shysti (2240 in chips)
natnani: posts small blind 10
shysti: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [5d 6h]
natnani: calls 10
shysti: raises 60 to 80
natnani: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [8c 9s Js]
shysti: bets 80
natnani: calls 80
*** TURN *** [8c 9s Js] [Jd]
shysti: checks
natnani: checks
*** RIVER *** [8c 9s Js Jd] [6s]
shysti: bets 200
natnani: folds
shysti collected 320 from pot
shysti: shows [5d 6h] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 320 | Rake 0
Board [8c 9s Js Jd 6s]
Seat 1: natnani (button) (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: shysti (big blind) collected (320)

*********** # 5 **************
PokerStars Game #2602466598: Tournament #12706874, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 01:24:24 (ET)
Table '12706874 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: natnani (800 in chips)
Seat 2: shysti (2200 in chips)
shysti: posts small blind 10
natnani: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [Qs 2c]
shysti: raises 20 to 40
natnani: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [9s 3d 5h]
natnani: checks
shysti: bets 100
natnani: folds
shysti collected 80 from pot
shysti: shows [Qs 2c] (high card Queen)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 80 | Rake 0
Board [9s 3d 5h]
Seat 1: natnani (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: shysti (button) (small blind) collected (80)

*********** # 6 **************
PokerStars Game #2602462192: Tournament #12706874, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 01:23:46 (ET)
Table '12706874 1' One on One Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: natnani (1400 in chips)
Seat 2: shysti (1600 in chips)
natnani: posts small blind 10
shysti: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [9c Ac]
natnani said, "*****"
natnani: calls 10
shysti: raises 20 to 40
natnani: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [Qc As Qd]
shysti: bets 80
natnani: raises 140 to 220
shysti: calls 140
*** TURN *** [Qc As Qd] [Jc]
shysti: checks
natnani: bets 340
shysti: calls 340
*** RIVER *** [Qc As Qd Jc] [5s]
shysti: checks
natnani: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shysti: shows [9c Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
natnani: mucks hand
shysti said, "fish"
shysti collected 1200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1200 | Rake 0
Board [Qc As Qd Jc 5s]
Seat 1: natnani (button) (small blind) mucked [3s 2s]
Seat 2: shysti (big blind) showed [9c Ac] and won (1200) with two pair, Aces and Queens

*********** # 7 **************
PokerStars Game #2602459216: Tournament #12706874, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 01:23:20 (ET)
Table '12706874 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: natnani (1460 in chips)
Seat 2: shysti (1540 in chips)
shysti: posts small blind 10
natnani: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [Ts 7h]
shysti: raises 40 to 60
natnani: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [6s Ac 5d]
natnani: checks
shysti said, "put yoru skills where your mouth is"
shysti: bets 80
natnani: folds
shysti collected 120 from pot
shysti: doesn't show hand
natnani said, "ooh you sound tough"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 120 | Rake 0
Board [6s Ac 5d]
Seat 1: natnani (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: shysti (button) (small blind) collected (120)

*********** # 8 **************
PokerStars Game #2602456021: Tournament #12706874, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/09/18 - 01:22:53 (ET)
Table '12706874 1' One on One Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: natnani (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: shysti (1500 in chips)
natnani: posts small blind 10
shysti: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [Js 7d]
natnani: raises 20 to 40
shysti: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [Kc Ac Th]
shysti: bets 80
natnani: folds
shysti collected 80 from pot
shysti: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 80 | Rake 0
Board [Kc Ac Th]
Seat 1: natnani (button) (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: shysti (big blind) collected (80)