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  1. #1
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    Default Humorous hand

    These hands are from a $500 turbo SNG.

    *********** # 14 **************
    PokerStars Game #2618017098: Tournament #12788219, Hold'em No Limit - Level III
    (25/50) - 2005/09/20 - 01:49:28 (ET)
    Table '12788219 1' Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 2: rrgentry (2460 in chips)
    Seat 3: D.K.5 (2010 in chips)
    Seat 4: TheWombat (1305 in chips)
    Seat 6: michael1123 (1320 in chips)
    Seat 7: Rich912 (2725 in chips)
    Seat 9: JJProdigy (3680 in chips)
    D.K.5: posts small blind 25
    TheWombat: posts big blind 50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to michael1123 [Ks Ac]
    michael1123: raises 100 to 150
    Rich912: folds
    JJProdigy: calls 150
    rrgentry: folds
    D.K.5: folds
    TheWombat: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Js 6h Qd]
    michael1123: bets 150
    JJProdigy: calls 150
    *** TURN *** [Js 6h Qd] [7c]
    michael1123: checks
    JJProdigy: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Js 6h Qd 7c] [6d]
    michael1123: checks
    JJProdigy: checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    michael1123: shows [Ks Ac] (a pair of Sixes)
    JJProdigy: shows [Td Tc] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
    JJProdigy collected 675 from pot

    michael1123 said, "sick call"
    michael1123 said, "only one possible hand I have that you beat, but nice hand"
    TheWombat said, "he had 33 beat?"
    TheWombat said, "and 44"
    TheWombat said, "and t2"
    michael1123 said, "yeah, I raise T2 UTG so often"

    VERY next time I'm UTG, which was 6 hands later:

    *********** # 8 **************
    PokerStars Game #2618044068: Tournament #12788219, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV
    (50/100) - 2005/09/20 - 01:54:12 (ET)
    Table '12788219 1' Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 2: rrgentry (1460 in chips)
    Seat 3: D.K.5 (1885 in chips)
    Seat 4: TheWombat (2005 in chips)
    Seat 6: michael1123 (1570 in chips)
    Seat 7: Rich912 (2625 in chips)
    Seat 9: JJProdigy (3955 in chips)
    D.K.5: posts small blind 50
    TheWombat: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to michael1123 [? ?]
    michael1123: raises 200 to 300
    Rich912: folds
    JJProdigy: folds
    rrgentry: folds
    D.K.5: folds
    TheWombat: folds
    michael1123 said, "I had to do this this time ....."
    michael1123 collected 250 from pot
    michael1123: shows [Th 2d] (high card Ten)

    TheWombat said, "lol"
    michael1123 said, "my first ever raise of T2o UTG, wee"
    michael1123 said, "hopefully my last"
    TheWombat said, "lol"
    TheWombat said, "u do it in rebuy everytime"
    michael1123 said, "maybe all in, but not a standard raise"
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    {moved to High Stakes Hold 'em}
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    Um ... there's no strategy here or anything. Its just a for fun hand, as I only raised that hand and posted it because of the side chat. I'm moving it back.

    Edit: Or at least I would've, had you moved it. What the hell, you're not even a mod?!
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    someone got P\/\/|\|3|)

    I'd move this to Tales but it would take poor michael forever to find it again. Let the little doggy have his day in the sun.

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    Yeah yeah. I originally posted it in the Tales of Poker section, but its really not much of a tale, just a humorous little hand that I wanted to share with my fellow FTR community.

    Besides ... who goes to the Tales of Poker section anyway ...
  7. #7
    This is funny

    Shouldn't you kids be sleeping or have you already woke up for school and are just about to take the bus? :P
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    WHO CARES WHERE HE POSTED


    michael, thats funny.

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