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  1. #1

    Default Here's to playing unconventional hands, unconventionally

    I'm not sure why this dipshit called me on the turn and river, but post-hand commentary was a kick.

    15/30 Tourney Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) (Tournament 16578311) - Fri Oct 14 09:17:32 EDT 2005
    Table Table 67195 (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: joshboro (670)
    Seat 2: god210 (720)
    Seat 3: rjsjets (800)
    Seat 5: Caars (800)
    Seat 6: imajika (1715)
    Seat 7: GreenHanded (672)
    Seat 8: john920 (805)
    Seat 9: Coltu (823)
    Seat 10: stressball10 (995)
    god210 posts small blind (10)
    rjsjets posts big blind (15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to stressball10 [ 9h, 6h ]
    Caars folds.
    imajika folds.
    GreenHanded did not respond in time.
    GreenHanded folds.
    john920 folds.
    Coltu calls (15)
    stressball10 raises (40) to 40
    joshboro raises (80) to 80

    god210 folds.
    rjsjets folds.
    Coltu folds.
    stressball10 calls (40)
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ Jh, 6c, 6s ]
    stressball10 checks.
    joshboro bets (65)
    stressball10 raises (150) to 150
    joshboro calls (85)

    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 8c ]
    stressball10 checks.
    joshboro bets (75)
    stressball10 raises (250) to 250
    joshboro calls (175)

    ** Dealing River ** : [ Jd ]
    stressball10 bets (150)
    joshboro calls (150)

    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: 1300
    Board: [ Jh 6c 6s 8c Jd ]
    joshboro balance 40, lost 630 [ Ac Kc ] [ two pairs, jacks and sixes -- Ac,Jh,Jd,6c,6s ]
    god210 balance 710, lost 10 (folded)
    rjsjets balance 785, lost 15 (folded)
    Caars balance 800, didn't bet (folded)
    imajika balance 1715, didn't bet (folded)
    GreenHanded balance 672, didn't bet (folded)
    john920 balance 805, didn't bet (folded)
    Coltu balance 808, lost 15 (folded)
    stressball10 balance 1665, bet 630, collected 1300, net +670 [ 9h 6h ] [ a full house, Sixes full of jacks -- Jh,Jd,6h,6c,6s ]

    joshboro: this is gay\
    joshboro: 96
    stressball10: I was hoping for a flush
  2. #2

    Default Re: Here's to playing unconventional hands, unconventionally

    Quote Originally Posted by dalecooper
    stressball10: I was hoping for a flush
    ...epic......nh
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    SFO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    SFO!
    I love "SFO" cuz it's totally my initials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I love "SFO" cuz it's totally my initials.

    -'rilla
    Snappy comeback dilemma: do I go with "But I thought your initials were A5LG?" or "So your name is... So Fucking Owned? (I think I'd go by my middle name.)"
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    That's an astonishing coincidence, because my real-life name is SHAWN Faggot O'Connell. What are the odds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dalecooper
    That's an astonishing coincidence, because my real-life name is SHAWN Faggot O'Connell. What are the odds?
    Long lost brother?

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    One would assume. Do you have a birthmark the shape of Triptanes's face on your scrotum, too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dalecooper
    One would assume. Do you have a birthmark the shape of Triptanes's face on your scrotum, too?
    I always thought it was a big smiling jesus

    And I mean big.

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