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    Default It's my birthday! (December 13)

    Cigs, porn, strip clubs, voting, lottery, (legal now) gambling...

    and if I commit a felony, I get to meet Bubba.
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    Welcome to the wonderful world of being an "adult"
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    welcome to nothing special at all... cant legally smoke weed... cant go into a casino, cant legally drink>


    Theres enough porn on the internet... ive been playing internet poker since i was 16... no one cares about the lottery, we are gambling people but not stupid... strip clubs are prolly the only good thing...

    but CONGRATS have a fucking wild bday ill have one for ya once i finish my term paper
    I am that fish...


    currently broke as a joke...
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    happy bday, fucker.
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    Strip clubs are lame :-\ I feel like Im getting a hooker but not having sex. I d rather just have my girlfreind strip for me...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Strip clubs are lame :-\ I feel like Im getting a hooker but not having sex. I d rather just have my girlfreind strip for me...
    strip clubs are awesome.
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    great news for all!
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    happy b day by the way
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    Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
    Aces, it was only a 6 buyin drop! Relax! =D
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
    Aces, it was only a 6 buyin drop! Relax! =D
    And you want to be my latex salesman!
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    Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!



























    Oh yeah, by the way, that smokin' hot 17 yr old is now illegal...
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    You're so deep and disturbed ilikeaces86, I think I'm falling for you
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