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  1. 12-26-2005 01:43 PM #1
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    Default A FREE AUCTION

    Ok.
    I have $6 in my stars account and i dont want it

    So whoever posts the best thing in this thread will get the $6 transferred to their account.
    I dont care whether u abuse me, my mom post a joke or a link.
    Whateva it is if i think its best you get $6 dollars

    My decision is finalThe competition ends when i have some funds in neteller to play poker with, im bored and cant play so i thought i'd do this for fun. (yes 'rilla, you can enter too )
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  2. 12-26-2005 01:45 PM #2
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    One of my favorite lines from Tommy Boy

    [Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep]
    Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?
    Tommy: Please go away let me sleep *for the love of God*.
    Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?
    Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
    [opens door]
    Tommy: Who the hell are... Oh, it's you.
    Richard Hayden: Good morning, sunshine.
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  3. 12-26-2005 01:45 PM #3
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  4. 12-26-2005 01:47 PM #4
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  5. 12-26-2005 01:48 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    One of my favorite lines from Tommy Boy

    [Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep]
    Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?
    Tommy: Please go away let me sleep *for the love of God*.
    Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?
    Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
    [opens door]
    Tommy: Who the hell are... Oh, it's you.
    Richard Hayden: Good morning, sunshine.
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  7. 12-26-2005 01:50 PM #7
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  8. 12-26-2005 01:56 PM #8
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    muxys was goot
    but ville's is better
    checking syked's
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  9. 12-26-2005 01:57 PM #9
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  10. 12-26-2005 02:04 PM #10
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    lMFAO at that shit!
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    ok
    so like i click on sykes link and its shit, so randomly a click some 'pretty models' link and i get a webpage about some horny girls in my home town in eng-er-land DONCASTER
    WTF WTF WTF
    WTF WTF WTF
    yeah, so like im really freake out at how many of these faces i have seen, cant say i know them they jut look familiar from the pub scene
    OMG
    very lucky syke, but that might win for freakyness!
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  12. 12-26-2005 02:16 PM #12
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    I win this thread or someone gets knocked the fuk out.

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    "I love baseball, I like to watch a lot of games on the radio" - Gerald Ford (Ex US President).
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  16. 12-26-2005 02:25 PM #16
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    ill be more specific.

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  18. 12-26-2005 02:58 PM #18
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  19. 12-26-2005 03:40 PM #19
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    funny video....

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  20. 12-27-2005 12:52 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gab15
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    ........don't click that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gab15
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    FUCK YOU
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    i dont even wanna know how you found that site
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    Watch #s 1 and 2!

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    MEATSPIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    TrapperAB: you know, I really should have named myself after the mandibles of a homeless person
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  27. 12-27-2005 11:08 AM #27
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    ok muxy is winning now
    i pissed myslef when i saw that, and fell off my chair!
    horrible but so funny

    lemonparty, i refuse to click that link so that wont work
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImMrFish
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    haha
    nice
    still behind though....
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  30. 12-27-2005 01:42 PM #30
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    Damn, I knew it needed more cowbell.
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  31. 12-27-2005 01:44 PM #31
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    OK AUCTION CLOSED
    (i have money in neteller)

    Muxy you win, thats some funny shit so PM me your stars name etc and ill send the money.
    Good posts people, i have to say the tortoises were winning for a while
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